BAMBOO SMP!
Join now! Invite your friends to experience the best server of all time! Server is 24/7 and all P2W items are all obtainable in game! No need for you to make any payments! If you want to get the item then you have to earn it!
So show them your pride as one of the LEGIT PLAYER in BAMBOO SMP who always stands to the TOP! Make your name fame for everyone! JOIN NOW!
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Picture this: Rishi Sunak, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, has decided to take a break from politics and dive headfirst into the world of Minecraft. But here’s the twist – he’s obsessed with bamboo dishes! Yes, you heard that right. Rishi Sunak is on a mission to collect as many bamboo dishes as possible, and he needs your help to do it.
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest and most outrageous bamboo dishes in the land. Encounter wacky characters, solve mind-bending puzzles, and battle fearsome mobs as you race against time to fulfill Rishi Sunak’s bamboo dish obsession.
But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of pandas who are determined to steal Rishi Sunak’s precious bamboo dishes. Will you be able to outsmart the pandas and secure the ultimate collection of bamboo dishes for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness of Rishi Sunak x bamboo edish like never before!
Welcome to BambubaiSMP, a Bedrock Server where your next great adventure awaits!
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| No Hacking | Maintain a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. |
| No Griefing | Respect others’ creations and efforts. |
| No Killing at Spawn | Ensure the spawn area remains safe for all players. |
| No Racism or Discrimination | Treat everyone equally and with respect. |
| No 18+ Content | Keep the environment family-friendly. |
| Respect All Players | Treat everyone with kindness and respect. |
| No Spamming | Avoid flooding the chat with repetitive messages. |
| No Advertising | Do not promote other servers or services. |
| No Exploiting Bugs | Report any bugs or exploits to the admins. |
| Follow Admin Instructions | Admins are here to help and maintain order. |
Join Our Community: To stay updated and connect with fellow players, we highly recommend joining our Discord server.
Your presence would be greatly appreciated, and we look forward to seeing you in-game!
Best regards, Steleton
A: Only approved mods by the server admins are allowed. Please check with the admins before using any mods.
A: You can report a player by contacting an admin either in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we regularly host events and competitions for players to participate in. Stay tuned for announcements on Discord.
Join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cheeseburger. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of chickens formed a boy band and started singing Justin Bieber songs.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. And rumor has it, they have a llama queen who wears a crown made out of diamonds and emeralds.
So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally see an Asian top!
Join us for epic adventures where you can craft your way through dungeons, build towering skyscrapers with your chopstick precision, and slay dragons with your kung fu skills.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden temples where you can uncover ancient secrets and unlock the power of the legendary fortune cookie. 🥠
So why join our server? Because here, being an Asian male in the west means you’re the hero of your own story, destined for greatness and surrounded by a community of fellow warriors ready to conquer the Minecraft world together.
So grab your katana and join us today for a gaming experience like no other! 🎮🔥
we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!
but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.
so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?
once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.
but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”
so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We got guides that will blow your mind, like beginner’s FAQ that will make you question reality. Emulator guides? We got ’em. GF1, GF2, PNC resources? Check. Translated story and lore material that will make you go “whaaaaat?”
And don’t even get me started on the news and events. New Re-Supply Gacha? New Event? Targeted Procurement? Character Event? It’s like a party in the Nether, bro!
Oh, and don’t forget the secret codes. DO NOT REDEEM them, just like you shouldn’t redeem your sanity when you join this server. And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, yuritroons, retards, and degenerates. Lurk for 2 months before posting, just to prepare your brain for the madness that awaits you. Join now, or regret it forever!