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CraftAndCrash: No Texting, Just Mining

“Don’t text and drive”, Awareness, awareness campaign, Campaign, car accidents, CraftAndCrash, Dash, distracted driving, distracted driving epidemic, massive screens, Mining, mobile phones, new cars, Prevention, public service announcement, risky behavior, road safety, Safety, Safety Measures, smartphone use, Technology, Texting, traffic laws

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2388	Chimeras Created:	1
Potions Brewed:	72	Endless Night Skies:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with screens so big you won’t even need to text and drive cuz you’ll be too busy watching cat videos and playing minecraft at the same time. our cars are so lit, they even have built-in hot tubs for when you need to relax after a long day of mining and building. plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers who drop diamond blocks instead of exploding, so come join the fun and see if you can catch one for yourself. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Faceland: Where vanilla meets the unexpected in a not-so-vanilla MMORPG on Beta 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, Bosses, Classes, Community, Custom, Customizable, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, faceland, FANTASY, Friendly, meets, mmorpg, NotSoVanilla, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Races, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towns, unexpected, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Enchantments Applied:	144	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Farms Harvested:	422
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Faceland RPG Minecraft Server

IP	BETA.FACE.LAND

Overview:

Faceland RPG is an ambitious MMORPG server with an incredible amount of polish and content, with updates every week! Join for a lighthearted adventure with serious mechanics. Faceland features a robust ability system with well over 100 options to choose from, dozens of skills to level up, a versatile loot/crafting system, intuitive interfaces, and much much more! You’ll be shocked with what can be accomplished without the need for any client mods!

Start your adventure today!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, updates are released every week!
Are there client mods required to play on this server?	No, all features can be accessed without client mods.
How many abilities are available on the server?	There are well over 100 abilities to choose from.

Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	60	Emeralds Found:	5609
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mines Excavated:	4283

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	520	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	109	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

MineCraftMedSchool

anatomy, blood circulation, Blood flow, Blood vessels, body functions, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular system, circulatory system, Disease, disease prevention, health, health concepts, health education, heart health, human body, medical science, Medical Terminology, MineCraftMedSchool, organ function, organ systems, physiology

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

GachaCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

CryptoVacay Minecraft Server

Crypto, cryptocurrency market, CryptoVacay, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial decision, financial freedom, Financial Planning, holiday, Investment, leisure, market behavior, Minecraft, people, seasonal trend, SELLING, Server, summer plans, summer vacations, Trading, travel, trend, vacation budget

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5766	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of missing out on all the summer fun because you’re too busy staring at your crypto wallet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your crypto for virtual diamonds and go on the ultimate summer vacation right from the comfort of your own home! Who needs real beaches and sunshine when you can build your own tropical paradise in Minecraft? Join us now and trade in your digital currency for a digital vacation like no other!