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Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	56
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	635	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Towns Built:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mines Excavated:	3505	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	8	Divine Spears Created:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7041
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	8577	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!