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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4672	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2203	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	898
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	2748
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Void Gems Collected:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	70
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, celebrity worship, conformity, consumerism, excessive consumption, fads, fast fashion, hype, influencer culture, instant gratification, mainstream music, materialism, Minecraft, Overrated, peer pressure, popular culture, reality tv, Server, social media, societal expectations, status symbols, Superficiality, trends

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!

BlockBabies R Us

BlockBabies, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, family goals, Family Planning, fertility, future plans, Kids, Lifestyle, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, pros and cons of parenthood, reasons for having kids, reasons for not having kids, societal expectations

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

ECLIPSEMINE, Helpers, Minecraft, OPEN RECRUITMENT

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

The owner of the server “ECLIPSEMINE IS OPEN RECRUITING FOR HELPERS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.235.153

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Votes:	5275
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	253
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!