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Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs

addiction, banter, blocky, brother addicted to heroin, coasting off money, coping mechanisms, coping with loss, CreeperApproved, cultural norms, family dynamics, family relationships, family struggles, Financial Stability, generational wealth, Grief, Inheritance, inheritance issues., lols, mental health, parents pressure, sister committed suicide, societal expectations, video games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers Become Blocky Ninjas

Archive, blocky, claude, discussion, FANART, Fujo, general, hornyposting, iluna, KRISIS, Luxiem, Male, nijisanji en, NinjaCraft, Ninjas, Noctyx, pregposting, social media, twitter, Vtuber, Vtubers, WATCHALONG, xsoleil, Yume

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Votes:	8337

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of VTubers from Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly known as /luxnoc/!

Join us and build with Luxiem, who is known for constructing the most epic and extravagant buildings you’ve ever seen! Or team up with Noctyx and explore the darkest corners of the Minecraft world, uncovering secrets and treasures along the way.

But wait, there’s more! ILUNA will guide you through the most challenging quests and adventures, while XSOLEIL will light up your world with their creativity and energy.

Feeling rebellious? Join forces with Krisis and cause chaos wherever you go, or follow Claude on his wild escapades that will leave you laughing for days!

And don’t forget to check out our Fic Archive for some epic fanfiction written by our talented community members. Trust us, you won’t be able to put your pickaxe down!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you!

Infinite LOLz Minecraft Server

Adventure, best randomizers, Challenges, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Fun, games, Gaming, Infinite, infinite replayability, lolz, Minecraft, Mystery, playthrough, Randomizers, Server, strategy, Surprises, uncertainty, unpredictability, Variety, video games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of surprises and randomness that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where every corner turned led to a new, wacky adventure.

But that’s not all! On our server, EVERYTHING is randomized. From the loot you find in chests to the mobs you encounter, you’ll never know what to expect next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, except the rollercoaster is made of rainbows and unicorn farts.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Peace Golf Club

Arrogant, Bibi, British, budget surplus, club, Conflict Resolution, Crown casino, defense spending, Golf, golf course, Golf Resort, hamas attack, isreal, Muslim countries, Palestinian, Peace, pixelated, political capital, Relocation, social capital, solved, Stubborn, UK support, US support, War, Yemen

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the Middle East conflict? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with peaceful explosions, effortless griefing, and political drama that rivals any real-life conflict!

Imagine a world where players could pay to relocate each other to different biomes, just like how Isreal could pay to relocate Palestinians to Yemen. But wait, there’s more! With our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring intelligence reports, bombing embassies, and ultimately depending on other players for your survival. It’s like a game of chess, but with more explosions and less logic!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of stubborn, arrogant pricks fighting for dominance in a world where peace is just a myth. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have all the chaos and drama right at your fingertips? Join us today and let the madness begin!

RugbyCraft: Where Even the Creepers Know the Offside Rule

2nd-division, American athletes, american football, American Rugby fans, American Rugby Football, American Rugby League, American sports, athletes, Competition, CREEPERS, Entertainment, games, NFL, NFL season, Offside, professional sports, Rugby, Rugby Football fans, Rugby Football League, RugbyCraft, rule, sports, sports fans, Teams

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can watch the best Rugby Football in NFL and when NFL is over, you can watch 2nd-division American Rugby Football!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE touchdowns, INSANE tackles, and EPIC comebacks. Our players are like Minecraft characters on steroids, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride FLYING pigs, battle MYTHICAL creatures, and even build a house made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOLcraft: GAME OVER, You Should’ve Listened

#gamer, challenge, Competition, console, continue, Defeat, determination, Failure, Game, game over, Gaming, LISTENED, LolCraft, LOSE, Mobile Gaming, PC Gaming, perseverance, restart, Shouldve, skill, strategy, try again, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	287	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to win is to GAME OVER… Now!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, dragons, and unicorn rides. Our server is home to the rarest diamond blocks and the most elusive creepers you’ll ever encounter.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known to challenge players to dance-offs and building competitions. Will you be able to defeat him and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. GAME OVER… Now!

Crafty Genocide LOLz Server

anger, concern, controversial topics, Crafty, discrimination, Frustration, Genocide, Hate Speech, incel, internet trolls, Laid, lolz, mad, Misogyny, online harassment, race relations, racism, Server, sexism, sexual frustration, Social Issues, Societal Problems, toxic masculinity, white genocide

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our totally insane and hilarious Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers where people actually care about serious issues, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and unicorn pig mounts! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond disco ball hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to make all the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine.

So why waste your time worrying about white genocide when you could be having the time of your life on our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

SmokingCraft: Where even creepers need a smoke break

addiction, addiction potential, Break, cigarettes, coping mechanism, CREEPERS, Curiosity, health risks, peer pressure, Rebellion, rebellion against authority, rebellion against norms, Relaxation, risky behavior, self-destructive behavior, smoke, smoking, SmokingCraft, social acceptance, Social Interaction, Stress Management, stress relief, taboo, unhealthy habits

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	1689	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of dealing with random weirdos asking for cigarettes? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky smokers! Join us and never worry about being approached for a smoke again. Plus, our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about picking up a bad habit like smoking. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the healthier choice for your lungs and your sanity. Join now and say goodbye to those pesky smokers for good!

Crafty Chick Quest

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to embark on a wild adventure to find the mysterious girl who holds the key to all the secrets of the universe! Rumor has it she’s hiding in the depths of our server, waiting for brave players to uncover her whereabouts.

But be warned, this girl is no ordinary NPC – she’s a master of disguise and will do everything in her power to evade capture. Team up with fellow players to solve mind-bending puzzles, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain in your quest to find her.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of the hunt, we also offer epic loot, custom plugins, and regular events that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is filled with friendly and helpful players who will guide you on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unravel the mystery of the elusive girl!

Pixelated Poo Palace

Beta Testing, Community, Cool, early access, early access game, Feedback, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trend, hate, indie game, opinion, Palace, pixelated, player feedback, Poo, Release, SLOP, trend, try, video game

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	9860
Void Armor Forged:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking llamas. They couldn’t believe their eyes and knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a RAINBOW unicorn while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. Or you can build a house made entirely out of COOKIE blocks and live happily ever after.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most AWESOME Minecraft server out there!