baltimore – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NetherWordJokeGoneWrong
acceptable, Argument, baltimore, Black, calling out, Context, Heat, holidays, JOKE, kitchen, MIL, mother-in-law, n-word, NetherWordJokeGoneWrong, old-fashioned humor, overreacting, Peace, relationship, respecting family, rural town, Sensitive, UNACCEPTABLE, White
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

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BlockyBucs vs BlockyRavens – Minecraft SMP Game Night #1
#exciting, baltimore, better, BlockyBucs, BlockyRavens, Bucs, Competition, Defense, football, Game, Game thread, interceptions, Minecraft, MNF, Monday Night Football, NFL, night, Offense, Primetime, quarterbacks, ravens, Shit post, smp, sports, Tampa Bay, touchdowns
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things chaotic and hilarious! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and nonsensical shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks start moving on their own or if you hear creepy whispers in the night. It’s all part of the fun!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players must battle it out on the dance floor to win epic prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you. See you on the server, and remember to come ready to shit post like never before!

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CityCraft Minecraft Server
baltimore, Chicago, city governance, city planning, Citycraft, community dynamics, crime rates, cultural diversity, Detroit, economic opportunities, historical preservation, Infrastructure, Minecraft, population growth, public services, quality of life, revitalization efforts, Server, social atmosphere, urban decay, urban development, urban living, urban sprawl, US cities
Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where all Americans live in cities like Baltimore, Detroit, and Chicago! 🏙️
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server has a unique social atmosphere where everyone communicates through interpretive dance and beatboxing. 🕺🎤
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Gang, a group of players who roam the streets throwing cheeseburgers at unsuspecting newcomers. 🍔💥
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party held every Saturday night in the sewers. 🕺🎉
So come on down to our crazy cityscape and see what all the hype is about! Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t take kindly to outsiders. 🦙🕶️

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HitlerCraft: Not the Only Evil Villain
atrocities, comparison, dictator, Evil, fascism, Genocide, Historical figures, History, hitler, HitlerCraft, Holocaust, Human nature, mass murder, morality, nazi, power, Propaganda, tyranny, ultimate symbol, Villain, War Crimes, world war II
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where building epic structures is as easy as pie (not the explosive kind, don’t worry).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even historical figures like Hitler would want to join. Rumor has it that Hitler himself tried to log on, but got too distracted by all the amazing builds and ended up spending hours trying to perfect his pixel art swastika (we had to ban him for breaking our rules against hate symbols, sorry Hitler).
So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of our wacky world where even the most infamous figures in history can’t resist the fun? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in a good way, not like a creeper)!

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DinoNuggetCraft
chicken nuggets, childhood favorite, CRISPY, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, dinosaur nuggets, fast food, Food, Fried, funny, humor, Kids, lunch, meat, nostalgic, nugget shapes, Popular, Poultry, Shape, snack, Tasty
come join our epic minecraft server where all chicken nuggets are actually dinosaur nuggets, even if they look like circles or stars or squares. it’s like a prehistoric party in your mouth, bro!
imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a T-Rex nugget instead. or building a castle out of nuggets that roar when you walk by.
we’ve got crazy mini-games like nugget hide and seek, where you have to find the nugget that’s pretending to be a regular chicken nugget.
so come on down to our server and experience the nugget madness for yourself. who needs regular nuggets when you can have dinosaur nuggets in minecraft? it’s a game-changer, literally.

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TumorTakedown: RCAN2 Revival
Apoptosis., biomarker, burden, Cancer, cancer types, cells, correlation, downregulation, Elevated, Expression, HCC prognosis, Multiple, mutation, prognosis, promote, RCAN2, Revival, TumorTakedown, tumour, tumour mutation burden, Types
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! firstly, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a dragon named fluffy. if u can defeat fluffy, u get all the treasure!
also, we have a mini-game where u have to fight off mutant zombies with only a carrot as ur weapon. if u survive for 10 minutes, u get a pet creeper that follows u around and explodes on command. it’s lit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of players who dress up as llamas and roam the server causing chaos? it’s wild, man.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself! it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

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MindWar Minecraft Server
alliances, city building, Discord, Donations, Economy, empire-building, Events, Friends, Fun, Game, Large Online, MindWar, Minecraft, Pirate, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Territory, World Map
Here you can create your city, develop an empire, invite to an alliance and also in our Discord there is a world map where you can see what size your territory or the enemy’s. Come have fun and play with friends or find them right here. Have a good game!
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CinderCraft U149 Minecraft Server
Anime, Characters, CinderCraft, COSPLAY, costume, Entertainment, fashion, Idol, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Miria, modesty, Music, Performance, pop culture, Public, revealing outfit, Server, Style, television, The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls, U149
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t catch Miria strutting around in a revealing outfit? Look no further! Our server is so modest, even the pixels on our characters cover up more than a nun at a swim meet. Join us for a wholesome and family-friendly gaming experience where you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions. Plus, rumor has it that Miria once accidentally wore diamond armor to a fashion show – now that’s a fashion faux pas you won’t want to miss! Join us today for a server experience that’s as covered up as Miria’s wardrobe choices.

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EldenCraft – /erg/ Minecraft Server
486218761, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, Dead, elden ring, EldenCraft, ERG, Google spreadsheets, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, map genie, Minecraft, patch notes, Rentry, Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!
Join our server for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends to take on epic bosses and conquer dungeons filled with loot.
But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch includes new features like horseback combat and flying mounts, so you can ride into battle in style.
And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry! Our interactive map will guide you through every corner of the world, so you’ll never be stranded again.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the group password “ergDead” to unlock exclusive content and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

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TechyCraft2021
ai, biotechnology, Breakthrough, Cutting Edge, data science, Development, discovery, Fascinating, genetic engineering, innovation, machine learning, nanotechnology, quantum computing, recent, renewable energy, research, robotics, scientific advancement, space exploration, technological advancement, TechyCraft2021
Have you heard of the latest scientific discovery that allows you to turn your Minecraft character into a real-life superhero? Well, on our server, we’ve harnessed this technology to give all our players superpowers! Imagine flying through the virtual skies, shooting fireballs from your hands, or even turning invisible to prank your friends. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero!

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CraftyMuseveniJailbreak
African politics, authoritarian regime, Censorship, CraftyMuseveniJailbreak, digital rights, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, insulting, jailed, Legal System, online activism, Political Criticism, political dissent, president, six years, social justice, social media, social media influencer, TikToker, uganda, Yoweri Museveni
Join this epic Minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with dancing Ugandan TikTokers who got jailed for making fun of the president! Build your own cell and try to escape before the guards catch you! Will you be able to survive the wrath of President Yoweri Museveni and his army of angry chickens? Join now for a chance to become the ultimate meme lord of the server!

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ChubbySantaChimneyClimb
annual visit, chimney, chimney entry, chimney exit, christmas, christmas eve, ChubbySantaChimneyClimb, Festive, festive treats, gift giver, Gifts, holiday, holiday tradition, jolly, milk and cookies, north pole, reindeer, santa, Santa Claus, Sleigh, tradition
join our epic minecraft server where santa is the ultimate boss battle! he’s tired of only getting milk and cookies, so now he’s on a rampage, trying to take over the entire world of minecraft! fight off his army of evil elves and save christmas before it’s too late!
but that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden dungeon where you can find the legendary candy cane sword, the only weapon capable of defeating santa and restoring peace to the land. gather your friends and embark on this epic quest to save christmas and become the ultimate hero of the server!
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant snowman that roams the server, crushing anyone who dares to challenge him. but if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and epic treasures that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest, most festive adventure of your minecraft life! but be warned – santa is watching, and he’s not happy about being left out of the fun.

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HighwayJerk Minecraft Server
AMA, blow my load, cars passing, cheers, drinks, exhibitionism, FREEWAYS, HighwayJerk, honks, jerking off, Minecraft, never been arrested, people staring, public masturbation, risky behavior, Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all kinds of unconventional activities!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own highway rest stop, complete with a special “entertainment” area for all your needs. Get ready for a wild ride as you interact with other players who share your unique interests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Honk and Cheer” event, where players compete to see who can get the most attention from passing cars. Will you be the next champion?
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner exhibitionist run wild. Just make sure to watch out for any pesky cops – they just don’t understand the true beauty of highway jerking.

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