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BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, BalticCableBusters, cable, damaging, finland, Minecraft, Seizes, Server, suspected, Tanker, YLE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Farms Harvested:	161
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

lol u know whats more damaging than a tanker in the baltic sea? not joining our minecraft server, thats what! we got crazier adventures than a finland tanker escapade. come join us and u might just find urself battling sea monsters and building underwater castles. plus, we have a secret level where u can ride dolphins and unicorns while fighting off evil mermaids. so what u waiting for? join now before the finland tankers come for u next!

CraftyGreekWarriors

CraftyGreekWarriors, Defense, diplomatic crisis, foreign intelligence, geopolitical risk, greece, high alert, international relations, iran, Israeli interests, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Monitoring, national security, potential attack, Precaution, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	8903
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran

DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone

DadBodCraft, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, fragile, fragile masculinity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity maintenance, masculinity norms, masculinity perception, masculinity research, masculinity studies, MasculinityFree, mental health, modern fatherhood, research, sexual depression, sexual esteem, societal expectations, traditional masculinity, Zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!

GameGrief Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Bed wars, build battle, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, GameGrief, Hunger Games, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sky Wars, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

The server owner «GameGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, HOLY, holy boobers, internet humor, jokes, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Random, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3296	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

SMPjudoMaster – >Judo Shouldn’t Be About Strength… Minecraft SMP

agility, balance, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Endurance, flexibility, gtJudo, judo, Martial Arts, mental focus, Minecraft, perseverance, philosophy, Physical fitness, Respect, self defense, shouldnt, skill, smp, SMPjudoMaster, Sportsmanship, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where judo skills are the key to survival! Forget about strength, it’s all about those sweet judo moves in this crazy world. Join us if you want to take down creepers with a perfectly executed judo throw or outsmart skeletons with your ninja-like reflexes.

Our server is filled with hilarious challenges like judo tournaments where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. We also have a secret dojo hidden in the mountains where you can train with our resident judo master, Sensei Steve.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a group of evil players known as the Judo Bandits are roaming the server, challenging unsuspecting players to judo duels and stealing their loot. Will you be able to defeat them and become the ultimate judo champion?

So come join us and show off your judo skills in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs strength when you have judo?

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

27, Coincidence, creepy, eerie, everywhere, following, Gaming, Haunting, Minecraft, Mysterious, number, Numbers, Observation, PERSISTENT, Playing, PRESENCE, Server, StalkerCraft, STALKING, superstition, Surveillance, video games, vidya

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of that creepy number following you around in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch as that pesky number transforms into a friendly companion who helps you mine diamonds and fight off creepers! Rumor has it, if you befriend the number, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the number 27 guide you to victory!

Minecraft SMP: EgoCraft

abundance, Alpha, anagram, Buy, Ego, EgoCraft, financial freedom, Investment, Key to wealth, law of attraction, manifestation, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal growth, prosperity, Riches, self improvement, smp, success, success mindset, Unlocking potential

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because hidden within the depths of our world lies an anagram that contains the key to wealth! That’s right, if you can crack the code, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and all the riches you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to immortality. Legend has it that if you can befriend these mystical creatures, they will grant you eternal life and the ability to fly on their backs through the skies of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyDUIJustice

alcohol, arrested, consequences, cop car, CraftyDUIJustice, downtown core, drunk driving, Friend, impaired driving, incoherent, intervention, law enforcement, Party, Public Safety, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, Safety, Scene, Uber, Yelling

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.

AfraidToTryMC SMP

afraid, AfraidToTryMC, breaking barriers, challenging yourself, confronting fears, conquering fears, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, living boldly, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, self improvement, smp, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, try new things, trying new experiences

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your hands? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage and celebrate all your wildest dreams and desires! Join us for a chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or even create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t be afraid to let your imagination run wild on our server – the crazier, the better! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

RegrettableCraft

avoiding regrets, Changing the past, Decision making, decision regret, do-overs, hindsight, hindsight bias, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, life choices, looking back, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, RegrettableCraft, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom gained

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Emeralds Found:	7981
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	554510	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3565	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

If you had joined our Minecraft server sooner, you would have never made the decision to eat that suspicious-looking mushroom in the first place! Join us now and embark on a wild adventure where you can travel back in time to undo all your regrettable decisions. From accidentally setting your house on fire to punching a creeper thinking it was a friendly pig, our server offers endless opportunities for hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So why wait? Join us today and rewrite your Minecraft history!