Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the leaders of Lithuania are like, “Yo, let’s spend 5.5% of our GDP on military stuff”? Like, who even does that in Minecraft, right? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. Join us for some epic battles and crazy military shenanigans. Plus, you never know when a zombie apocalypse might hit and you’ll be glad you joined our army of blocky warriors. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!
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LithuanianWarriors Minecraft Server
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BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid
come join our epic minecraft server where we have baltics counting down the days to leaving the russian energy grid LMAO. you think that’s wild? just wait til you see our virtual world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and endermen dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.
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CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia thinking they can sustain war in ukraine but they just delusional man. our foreign minister, who is actually a talking llama, will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server. beware of the evil villagers who steal all your diamonds and the creepers who just want to blow everything up for fun. but fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of rainbow unicorn farts. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, because why not? -
SeaCableSabotage Minecraft Server
LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got underwater cable sabotage like whaaat?! We got NATO up in here tryna strengthen their Baltic Sea military presence but we just building epic bases and trolling each other with TNT cannons. You gotta join us for the chaos and madness, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. Let’s show NATO who’s boss in this wacky world of Minecraft! -
BalticPowerOutageCraft
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, nato is gonna be all up in this baltic sea action after some power cable got rekt! like, u can be part of the epic battle to save the undersea cables or maybe even sabotage them for funsies! imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause, it’s gonna be lit fam! join now and be a part of history in the making, or breaking, whatever floats ur boat! let’s get this party started, wooohooo! -
SeaSabotageCraft
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest ride eva! we got underwater cables gettin sabotaged like some spy movie shiz! join us and be part of da epic battle to protect da Baltic Sea! we need ur help to enhance our military presence and take down dem sneaky saboteurs! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in dis crazy world of Minecraft! -
Creepin’ Christmas Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where russia is always trying to destroy everything, even on christmas! we have crazy battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. estonia’s foreign ministry is constantly trying to keep the peace but it’s just too much fun to stop the madness. join us for a wild ride of destruction and mayhem, you won’t regret it! -
UkraineCraft Server: No NATO-Russia Clash!
lol, u ever been on a minecraft server where ukraine’s victory can stop a NATO-Russia fight? well, come join us for the craziest battles and epic adventures! our Estonian defense minister is here to guide u through the chaos and make sure u come out on top. build ur own army, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss on this insane server. join now for the most epic minecraft experience of ur life! -
DragonToothDefenseMC
yo, dis server be like Lithuania installing dragon teeth to keep dem pesky Russians away, except instead of teeth we got epic builds and instead of Russians we got creepers. join dis server if u wanna be part of da epic battle against da creepers, cuz we all know dey be da real enemy in dis game. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and hidden traps to keep u on ur toes. so come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!