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MineCraftVirusFun

Contagious disease, disease control, epidemiology, germany, global health crisis, Healthcare, hospitalised, Infectious Disease, Marburg virus, medical emergency, MineCraftVirusFun, outbreak, Prevention, public health, Quarantine, Symptoms, Treatment, viral infection, viral outbreak, virus transmission, World Health Organization

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more action than a marburg virus outbreak in germany! we got players hospitalised left and right from all the fun and excitement. join us for a wild ride full of craziness and chaos. who needs a hospital when you can just respawn in our server? come on in and catch the virus of fun!

PsychoCraft: Migration Madness

adolescence, black people, cultural factors, immigrant communities, immigrant health, madness, mental health disparities, mental health interventions, mental health provision, mental health research., mental health services, mental illness, Migration, minority populations, north African people, psychiatric disorders, PsychoCraft, psychosis prevention, psychosis risk, risk factors, social determinants of health, study

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	799	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u start seein creepers everywhere? well, dis server is da cure for dat! we got da best mental health provision in all of minecraft land! join us and say goodbye to all dem creepers in yo head! plus, if u black or north African, u got even higher risk of psychosis so u definitely need to join dis server ASAP! we got da experts who know how to keep dem creepers away and make sure u have da best time ever in minecraft! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together!

Unreal Love Minecraft Server

#exciting, Addictive, cant get enough, Captivating, Enjoyable, Entertaining, Favorite, Fun, Game, Gaming, hours of gameplay., Immersive, love, Minecraft, Obsession, Passion, Server, Thrilling, thrilling experience, unreal, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	1103

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to enter a server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, peasants!).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while shooting fireballs at your enemies? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting because things are about to get lit!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

$100 bills, 000, 1996, 2.., bound, BOXES, crime thriller, dry cleaning, film noir, Gina Gershon, hanging to dry, ironing, jennifer tilly, Joey Pants, Lesbian, Minecraft, mob business, money laundering, munching., Overnight, romance, smp, Suspense, Washing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8876
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

caregiving burden, communication breakdown, cutting ties, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggle, Guilt, high paying job, knee replacement surgery, loan debt, misunderstanding, MomCraft, out-of-pocket expenses, Pay, Play, reality check, responsibilities, sacrifice, sibling conflict

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Crops Grown:	2193
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Star Shards Collected:	265
Runes Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

arson, ArsonCraft, BBC, confronts, criminal activity, criminal behavior, extremism, extremism in the UK, far right, hate groups, Hate Speech, interview, investigation, Journalism, Media, neo nazi, neonazi, News, racism, rioters, Tips, uk, violence

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	827091	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Meritocracy Myths Craft

Access, business schools, classism, Craft, discrimination, Diversity, economic inequality, education, equality, hard work, innate talent, Meritocracy, Myth, Myths, opportunities, Privilege, Rewards, social mobility, socioeconomic status, success, systemic bias, wealth gap

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	New Chunks Explored:	64703

so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	7193

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Once Again Minecraft Server

ALERT, assets, assets at risk, Bank of America, bank of america scam, bank run, bank run alert, commodity scarcity, Economy, fargo-esau scheme, financial crisis, Jews, Minecraft, MONEY, ports down, scarcity, Server, strike, Warning, wiping out accounts

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14

🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1190
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!