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Balt AusNZ Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Votes:	6171	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic banter sessions where we roast each other’s builds and laugh until our sides hurt. Our community is filled with meme lords and jokesters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing disco balls? We’ve got you covered.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged chickens who worshiped a potato god.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with banter, laughs, and the most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KoreaCraft, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Void Gems Collected:	31
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	278
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

arms embargo, blocky, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, embargo, foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, united states, US

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Farms Harvested:	397
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	258	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1598	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9120
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4902
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Potions Brewed:	125	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	234	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Buildings Constructed:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated