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Balt AusNZ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	680	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic banter sessions where we roast each other’s builds and laugh until our sides hurt. Our community is filled with meme lords and jokesters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing disco balls? We’ve got you covered.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged chickens who worshiped a potato god.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with banter, laughs, and the most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

PleasureCraft

guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure drinks, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure habits, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure indulgences, guilty pleasure luxuries, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure pastimes, guilty pleasure pleasures, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure songs, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, guilty pleasure vices, indulgence, PleasureCraft, secret pleasure

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crops Grown:	8481	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Do you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!

MbappéCraft: Vote Against Extremists!

“Youth, activism, Campaign, Civic Duty, Democracy, democracy in action, election, ENGAGEMENT, extremists, France, France election, mbappe, MbappéCraft, political awareness, political participation, political responsibility, Politics, Presidential election, Vote, Voting, young voters

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mbappé as our spokesperson urging all the youth to vote against the ‘extremists’ aka creepers and zombies! we have a campaign kicking off to save our blocky world from destruction! build, mine, and vote for a better minecraft future with us! plus, mbappé might even teach you some sick soccer moves in-game! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

TouchCraft: The Sensory Server

biology, Haptic, human body, nervous system, neuroscience, Particle, Perception, physical contact, Sensation, Senses, Sensory, sensory experience, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, Server, somatosensory, stimuli, tactile, Touch, TouchCraft, variation, WAVE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got all kinds of touchy feely stuff goin on. like, ya gotta touch stuff to see stuff or hear stuff or smell stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of sensory experience, man.

join us if ya wanna feel the vibrations of the block beneath your feet, or if ya wanna reach out and touch the pixels of a beautiful sunset. it’s like, sensory overload in the best way possible.

we even have a special touchy feely quest where ya gotta touch every single block in the game to unlock the ultimate power of touch. it’s like, a spiritual journey through the world of minecraft.

so come on down and join us on this touchy feely adventure. who needs sight or sound or smell when ya got the power of touch, amirite?

WarburgCraft – HepatoWarz

Biomarkers, Cancer Biology, Cancer Metabolism, cancer research, Cancer Therapeutics, cancer treatment, Cell Proliferation, Cellular Respiration, Glycolysis, Hepatocellular Carcinoma, HepatoWarz, Liver Cancer, Metabolic Reprogramming, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, oncology, Tumor Cells, tumor growth, Tumor Metabolism, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression, Warburg Effect, WarburgCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6061	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3625	Farms Harvested:	113
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Votes:	6284

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. Like, imagine fighting a dragon while riding a pig with a diamond sword in hand. It’s like, totally bonkers, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll unlock the secrets of the Warburg Effect in Hepatocellular Carcinoma. Yeah, that’s right. You’ll be curing cancer while building a castle made out of rainbow blocks. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FredBobbersSMP

Brewery, Claim Plugin, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Faction, Factions, Nations, Plugins, quality of life, Slimefun, Towns

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to FredBobbersSMP! This server has a Earth based map with a claim plugin (lands) that allows you to create towns and nations!

We are constantly adding quality of life and game breaking plugins!

Dynmap: PMCd629222cacea6cf7c0aab186124ab8ae

Discord: discord.gg/nmavmfqUvV

FredBobbers.mcserver.us

Wolfy Drops Minecraft Server

DROPS, FANTASY, fantasy world, frenzy flame, Legends, Liurnia, lore reason, magical creatures, Minecraft, Mysterious, mysterious origins, mystical beings, Mythical, otherworldly manifestations, Phenomenon, random tower, Server, stormveil castle, strange events, Supernatural, Teleportation, unexplained, Wolfy, Wolves

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy lore and wacky surprises that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and witness the phenomenon of wolves dropping out of thin air around Stormveil Castle. Maybe they’re secret agents sent by the Ender Dragon to spy on us, who knows! And don’t even get us started on the frenzy flame just casually hanging out in Liurnia above a random tower. Is it a lost fire spirit looking for its way home, or just a pyromaniac with a flair for the dramatic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you laughing until your sides hurt, come join us! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

TheBlockBros Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old wrestling stables with only 3 members? Come join our Minecraft server where we have stables with 10 members each! That’s right, you can create your own epic wrestling stable with all your friends and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Yummy Wummy mob, which drops delicious treats for you to feast on. Just watch out for the Cringe mob, they’ll try to steal your snacks and ruin your day.

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything can happen, from epic wrestling battles to tasty treats and mischievous mobs. It’s a true story that you won’t want to miss out on!

MadHusbandRevenge Minecraft Server

addiction struggles, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional processing, emotional reactions, Empathy, family dynamics, forgiveness, MadHusbandRevenge, mental health awareness, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relapse, relationship challenges, self-care, Server, substance abuse education, substance abuse recovery, support system, trust building, Understanding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your worries behind, just like how this player’s husband left his vanilla extract worries behind by adding water to cover up his relapse.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without any substance abuse issues getting in the way. And if you ever feel overwhelmed like this player, just take a drive around our virtual world for some alone time.

Join now and experience a drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember, no vanilla extract allowed in-game – we like to keep things pure and drama-free!

CraftyRichFamDrama

401k, budgeting, CraftyRichFamDrama, DEBT, Expenses, family, finances, Financial Stability, Guilt, Help, in-laws, loans, MONEY, parents, predatory loan, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, savings account, Siblings, Support, wealth

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Crops Grown:	2014	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dimension Hops:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your financially irresponsible family? Look no further! Join our server and leave the real world behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to success.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister asking for a loan to pay off her overdue car payments, or your in-laws falling behind on their mortgage. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house and driving your virtual Boxster around town.

With $82k in savings and $250k in your virtual 401k, you’ll be the envy of all your virtual neighbors. And the best part? You won’t have to worry about anyone mooching off of you or moving into your virtual house.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a new BMW X5 when you can drive a virtual Boxster? Let’s craft away the stress and build a better future, one block at a time!

LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Towns Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.