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CraftyCiv 7 Minecraft Server

Civ 5, Civ 6, Civilization 7, CraftyCiv, game art style, game comparison, game design, game development, game districts, game expectations, game features, game feedback, game improvements, Game Mechanics, game preferences, game reviews, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, Server, strategy games, turn based strategy, video games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ores Mined:	7645	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	338	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any gaudy art styles or cumbersome district systems! In fact, our server is so amazing that playing on it will make you forget all about Civ 6 and have you begging for more.

Join us for the chance to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of pure gold, ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil creepers, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted items and rare loot. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – /ldg/ – Local Diamond Gatherers

Advanced, Beginner, Diamond, discussion, flux, gatherers, gpu performance, Hunyuan DIT, InvokeAI, ldg, local ], local diffusion, LoRAs, Minecraft, Model Ranking, Online Tools, open source, pixart sigma, Related boards, smp, SwarmUI, text-to-image models, thread quality, Training, ui design, Vae

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your imagination? Join our server for a chance to battle dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is like no other, with plugins that let you summon a herd of dancing llamas, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make your character break out into a spontaneous dance routine whenever you find diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure, a hidden realm where gravity doesn’t exist, and a portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy (watch out for the gummy bear monsters!).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re going to need it!

SisCraft Drama: LC Edition

#bedrest, bil, Business, compassion, Drama, Edition, fertility issues, health, husband, ivf, LC, legal route, miscarriages, Partnership, Pregnancy, PROFITS, SisCraft, sister, stress, unfairness, unfairness of the universe, WIBTA

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t face any unexpected partnership endings like in the real world! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual empire without the fear of betrayal.

Our server is like a virtual IVF specialist, helping you birth amazing creations and conquer new territories. Plus, we have zero tolerance for irresponsible behavior, so you can rest assured that your hard work won’t go to waste.

Don’t let the unfairness of the universe get you down, join our server and let the stress melt away as you explore new worlds and make new friends. And hey, if you need to go LC with your sister in the real world, at least you can still game together on our server!

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be stressing about is how to build the coolest castle. See you in the virtual world!

CraftyRandomFacts

Astonishing, BIZARRE, CraftyRandomFacts, Curious, fun fact, INTERESTING, knowledge, Mind Blowing, odd, offbeat, peculiar, quirky, random fact, strange, Surprising, Trivia, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden dimension where players can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and discover the most random facts you never knew about Minecraft!

VenezuelaCraft2020

biden, Crisis, Democracy, democracy promotion, democracy restoration, diplomatic efforts., Electoral Process, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, Latin America, new elections, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, Politics, regime change, south america, united states, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Votes:	9806
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where Biden himself is calling for new elections in Venezuela! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist! Build your own virtual utopia and maybe even run for president of your own blocky nation. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have Biden himself endorsing your leadership skills. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly historic (and totally ridiculous)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Petting ZooCraft

Animal Behavior, animal behavior studies, animal care, animal companions, animal happiness, animal interaction, animal lovers, animal therapy, animal welfare, Animals, Companionship, emotional connection, Happiness, human-animal bond, joy, love, lucky animals, pet owners, Pets, Petting, ZooCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3042	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals are, like, super into being pet. like, you can just walk up to a cow and start petting it and it’s all like “yeah, that’s the spot, keep going!” and you’re just like “wow, this is the best server ever!”

and then there’s this one time where a pig starts doing backflips because you’re petting it so good, and everyone is just like “whoa, this is some next level petting skills right here!”

and don’t even get me started on the chickens. they start laying diamond eggs because they’re so happy to be pet. like, who knew chickens could lay diamonds? only on this server, man.

so if you wanna experience the most epic petting zoo in minecraft history, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

FecalCraft: Water Woes Edition

clean water, developing countries, Edition, fecal contamination, FecalCraft, global health crisis, inadequate infrastructure, lack of access, poor sanitation, public health, safe drinking water, sanitation, Water, water access, water contamination, Water Crisis, water pollution, water quality, water scarcity, water treatment, waterborne diseases, waterborne illnesses., waterborne pathogens, woes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3373	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	7895
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got more water than all dem poorer countries combined, cuz we got a secret source straight from da gods themselves. And get dis, our water ain’t contaminated with no fecal matter, so u can drink up without worryin’ bout gettin’ sick. Join now and be part of da water revolution, where we make sure everyone stays hydrated and poop-free. Don’t be a noob, join us and save da world, one sip at a time!

Hyzex Games

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Hyzex Games, your ultimate destination for immersive and exciting Minecraft gameplay just for India.We Provide multiple gamemodes like SkyBattle, Bedwars, Survival, BattleRoyal, CPVP and more.. Join Us Now !!

play.hyzexgames.com

Imperium SmokeNSurvival

+18, Adult, Anarchy, battle, Cigarette, Community, Economy, gameplay, Imperium, lit match, Mature, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pastime, Relaxed, Server, SmokeNSurvival, Smoky, Structures, Survival, Survival Games, Unique, Vanilla, VIBE, virtual, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	7293
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join Us:

imperium.secure.pebble.host

Chaos MC: Where griefing is our specialty! Vanilla 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Creative, Discord, Economy, Factions, Griefing, KitPvP, Minigames, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Specialty, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

AnarchyMC Server Overview

Features	Description
Daily Restarts	Server restarts daily for optimal performance.
Rules	No rules on the server, allowing for complete freedom.
Flight	Flight is allowed, unlike many other Anarchy servers.
Land Claims	No land claims, letting players roam freely.
Map Resets	No map resets, allowing for long-term building projects.

AnarchyMC FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the only rule on AnarchyMC?	The only rule is No Doxxing.
What edition of Minecraft does AnarchyMC support?	Java Edition.
What is the server IP for AnarchyMC?	veinMC.mcnetwork.me