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Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

back in the day, Balls, Bitch, consequences, controversial, damaging, drained, drained balls, explicit content, Exploitation, HARMFUL, Impact, inappropriate, internet, millions, Minecraft, pornographic, scandal, sexual, smp, social media, teenage boys, Unethical, viral

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

Alanis, Alanis Morissette, Anon, Balls, celebrity sighting, Checkout, Concert, cute girl, decision, Dino, dino nugget, food cravings, future plans, grocery shopping, Itchy, itchy balls, live performance, local supermarket, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Morissette, music event, music show, nugget, personal hygiene, potential date, Show, smp, Social Interaction, uncertainty, year

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ores Mined:	4790
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

Balls, clownpiece, clowns, craving, desire, Erotic, explicit, explicit fantasy, FANTASY, Forbidden, honk honk, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, polka, Server, sexual, slobbering, taboo, Threesome, Wild

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

New Underwear Minecraft Server

Balls, boxer briefs, boxer shorts, breathable fabric, Briefs, comfort, comfortable fit, crazy, feeling, intimate apparel, men’s Clothing, Men’s Fashion, men’s underwear, Minecraft, new underwear, Server, snug fit, Support, trunks, undergarments, underwear

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

#mens grooming, Amelia Watson, Balls, body hair removal, farewell celebration, farewell event, farewell gathering, farewell party, farewell ritual, farewell tradition, farewell wishes, Grooming, grooming tips, intimate grooming, male grooming, manscaping, Minecraft, party preparation, personal hygiene, Server, Shave, shaving

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2548	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

Foreigner Minecraft SMP Balls Japanese Writers

Authorship, Balls, Character development, character diversity, creativity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, foreign characters, foreigner, foreigner character, International characters, japanese, Japanese culture, Japanese literature, Japanese writers, literary criticism, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, racial identity, representation, smp, Stereotypes, storytelling, Writers, Writing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Animals Bred:	183
Mines Excavated:	1563	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	6773

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just a regular player? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky and wild characters, just like the “Russian” girl from Roshidere! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with our diverse group of players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant creepers to hilarious pranks pulled by mischievous players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for a boring old SMP when you can join us and be a part of something truly unique and outrageous? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today and see what all the hype is about!

BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

GenieBallWarsMC

Balls, conundrum, FANTASY, free, génie, genie’s freedom, GenieBallWarsMC, hypothetical scenario, infinite loop, Logic puzzle, magical beings, Paradox, philosophical question, SIZE, Supernatural, wish consequences, wish fulfillment, wish granting, wish manipulation, Wishes

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Ores Mined:	4691	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Animals Bred:	135	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where genies grant wishes and balls defy the laws of physics! if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure, this is the place to be! our genies are always up for a laugh and will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics. plus, who wouldn’t want to see balls A and B constantly battling it out for size supremacy? join now and see if you can outsmart the genie and escape his tricky wishes!

DarkerAging Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, Aesthetics, Balls, Darker, DarkerAging, Drop, edgier, Experience, growth, infantile, Kids, Manga, Maturity, Minecraft, Older, Perception, perspective, realization, smp, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	4150
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of all those boring, edgy Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for those with fully dropped balls!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who know how to have a good time. Our server is like a manga for adults – mature, sophisticated, and definitely not for the faint of heart.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner child while still maintaining your adult status, come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

WifeRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apology, Balls, Boundaries, clit, Communication, Conflict, confusion, dog, Double Standard, humor, inappropriate, JOKE, Minecraft, Offense, relationship, resolution, sensitivity, Server, Understanding, Upset, Wife, WifeRoast

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your wild side? Join us for a server filled with outrageous jokes and crazy banter! Just like the time I joked about my wife’s clit and she didn’t find it funny (oops). But hey, we’re all about pushing boundaries and having a laugh here! So if you’re ready for some insane stories and non-stop fun, join us now! Just remember, maybe leave the ball-biting jokes to the dogs.

Project Mystic

Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Currently used mods are: JBRA-Client-v1.6.52 JRMCore-v1.3.51 DragonBlockC-v1.4.85 Armourer’s Workshop 1.7.10 CustomNPCs_1.7.10d(29oct17)

Curseforge Modpack: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/project-mystic

projectmystic.apexmc.co

Elidia

Skyblock

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Skyblock server under development, don’t hesitate to send a message on discord to help.

109.239.156.244:25765

AethreSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

AethreSMP is a NEW 18+ Semi-Vanilla Server looking to build a tight-knit community of people. Our server uses minimal plugins with the goal of keeping the pure vanilla game intact whilst also providing quality of life features based on the needs of the player base.

How To Join: – Read ours rules @ https://AethreSMP.com. – Click JOIN NOW and join our discord. – Submit an application in #new-player. – Server IP will be provided once whitelisted.

mc.aethresmp.com

Lords Jungle Pixelmon

Factions, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Pixelmon Public Server, based on a physical server in Italy (Milan). Server with additional plugins to make everything nicer and more fun. PVE Server

93.42.251.126

Technetium Network

Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	289
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6133
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	313294
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Technetium Survival Season 1 is live. We are trying to bring a vanilla experience with some quality-of-life changes.

play.technetium.gg:25566

WOKE MC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	64
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Do you miss cosmicpvp? i sure did. thats why my team custom coded multiple plugins just to bring the same experience to you and the community. cosmic was ruined after season 13 many people agree. we offer a non pay to win experience and truly want people to have fun and story tell theirs way across the galaxy.

142.44.198.27

WestSurvival / ManWorld

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9823
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

West Survival is a VANILLA Minecraft server that features a fully vanilla experience for any players to enjoy! PVP other players, build bases, and trade on the server to become the greatest.

ManWorld is a shop survival server where you can purchase many things to be able to drop down and fight your enemies! Our border is also MASSIVE so you can build bases far far away, and use your money to buy spawners to be able to afk, and earn more money.

JOIN NOW! – play.westsurvival.net or manwor.dorg

play.westsurvival.net:25635

Dawn of the Backrooms

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8506

Dawn of the Backrooms

This server is a Factions | Survival and Exploration game but in the many different levels of the Backrooms.

In case you are wondering which factions plugin we use, we use Saber Factions.

Server Requirements: – Minecraft version 1.18.2 – OPTIFINE 1.18.2 – Read the rules on our Discord server

We make use of a custom texture pack for certain entity models and weapons.

Hence the requirements, Thanks for understanding. Have fun exploring our 22 Backroom levels, more are well on the way!

Backrooms.zip:25786

Divine Origin SMP

FTB, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	1032	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4282
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Hello! This is a continuation of an old Origins server from 2021 and 2022 that I hosted and became a fun community. Now it’s back. – Server is running fabricmc with lithium and starlight for performance – Griefing is not allowed. – hosted in Western US by shockbyte (may self-host later but currently using this) – Carpet mod is installed so TPS and Mobcaps and other information can be visible. – NoChatReports is installed because chat reporting is terrible. – Mods you must install ( currently) are Origins, Extra Origins, and Pekhui – Dm me on discord to get whitelisted (instructions are in the server below) – Discord is: https://discord.gg/EwdUgYU2fm – Hope to see you there! 🙂

209.192.171.52:25576

Nothing mc

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skyblock

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Void Armor Forged:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

A network built in just 4 weeks! And yes, the anarchy is without anti-cheat 😀 its crossplay able so you can join with any devise :DD pls vote ;(

mc.nex2go-it.de