Join us and find out why our balls have a stitch mark in the middle! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. They’ve been known to sneak into your inventory and replace all your diamonds with potatoes, or turn all the pigs into flying pigs that rain bacon down from the sky!
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wacky charm of our server. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power of infinite diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. our server is so lit that even herobrine comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.
we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies have a dance-off to see who’s the grooviest monster in town. and don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free milkshakes.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-blowing minecraft server in the multiverse. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, so it’s all good.
First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, baby!
Secondly, our mobs are straight-up party animals. You think creepers are scary? Nah, they just wanna dance the night away with you.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We got one that turns your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. And remember, tongue my balls. Wait, what? Ignore that last part. Just join the server, okay?
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.
So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!
Embark on an epic journey within our Long Island-hosted Minecraft SMP server, where the essence of survival multiplayer comes alive. As you step into this dynamic realm, you’ll find a vibrant community of players collaborating, competing, and forging lasting friendships. Engage in a myriad of events that add layers of excitement and unpredictability to your adventures. Whether it’s thrilling PvP battles, challenging PvE quests, or creative build competitions, our server offers a diverse range of experiences to keep you engaged. Proudly rooted on Long Island, we’ve created a virtual world that celebrates the spirit of community and adventure. Join us now and become a part of this ever-evolving Minecraft universe where your story awaits!
gurpcraft.com
The Centered Crafting Network is a new Minecraft server that features Towny, Jobs, Discord integration, and real claimable rewards. Our public release date is 01/01/2024. It is our goal to provide a unique experience here at Centered Crafting. We look forward to servicing your Minecraft addiction
31.214.221.249
Come and join this hardcore vanilla server!
We are running on dedicated hardware with PaperMC. Enjoy your favorite moments in minecrafting while on the edge, as if you lose your health, you lose it all!
Looking for any and all to build community and acheive it all. Also got a discord going!
98.250.142.59:25585
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134.255.252.68:2272
The best bedwars server! Join now for an OG Rank in the discord!
We offer: – A nice community – Lots of fun! – Free rank giveaways – Youtubers that play on the server
craftrival.falix.gg:33263
Working on this server more than welcome to join! Feel free to give insight and if you want to help im welcoming you in!
192.99.215.115:25578
Welcome to Niuniu’s grassland! We are a server that provides a variety of exciting and interesting Minecraft mini-games, including TNTRun, Parkour, SMP, Hide and Seek, Sky Island Survival, Bed War, etc. Our servers are committed to providing a high-quality gaming environment and social platform where players can easily make friends, interact with other players and explore the game world together. Thank you for choosing Niuniu’s Grassland, and we look forward to your joining and experiencing the fun of the game together!
cowgl.gq
Start your own clan, your own civilisation and grow and thrive! Make friends and allies, build and support each other!
Or, wage war! Conquer and rule the world, start another world war and wreak havoc on the server! Become the governor of the world and watch over your slaves – or die trying.
The fate of the world is in your hands so decide wisely!
This clan / tribunal based server will suit all your needs whether you enioy war, building, destruction or wreaking havoc.
BlackSMP001.minehut.gg
The survivaliest survival you could ever survival on. We have crates, keys, vouchers, high tier items and a new map for you to explore with your friends! SageDomeMC is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival experience. Looking for staff.
Sagedome.mc-dns.com:25575
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185.207.164.1:31018