Blocky Blue Balls

ABSTINENCE, Balls, blocky, Blue, Celibacy, emotional connection, Intimacy, longest without sex, patience, personal experience, physical intimacy, relationships, self-control, sexual activity, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction, sexually active, temptation, Waiting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/600	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	778578
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and not getting any action in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hookup spot for all your pixelated needs!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!

Time Machine Lottery Fails

Alternate Reality, Balls, bounce, causality, chance, destiny, Fails, fate, gambling, hypothetical scenario, Lottery, LUCK, Machine, Paradox, Probability, Quantum Mechanics, randomness, science fiction, Time, time machine, time travel, uncertainty, winning numbers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

lol come join our cray cray minecraft server where the blocks are always dancing and the creepers wear tutus. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing for emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power of infinite diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. our server is so lit that even herobrine comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies have a dance-off to see who’s the grooviest monster in town. and don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free milkshakes.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-blowing minecraft server in the multiverse. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, so it’s all good.

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, arousal, Balls, Climax, desire, Epic, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, explicit, INTIMATE, Lust, Naughty, passionate, Pleasure, Provocative, Quest, raging hardon, Realms, seductive, Sensual, sexual desire, stimulation, Tongue

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/600	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo, listen up you pixelated peasants! If you ain’t joining this Minecraft server, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, baby!

Secondly, our mobs are straight-up party animals. You think creepers are scary? Nah, they just wanna dance the night away with you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We got one that turns your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. And remember, tongue my balls. Wait, what? Ignore that last part. Just join the server, okay?

Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/800	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1464	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

back in the day, Balls, Bitch, consequences, controversial, damaging, drained, drained balls, explicit content, Exploitation, HARMFUL, Impact, inappropriate, internet, millions, Minecraft, pornographic, scandal, sexual, smp, social media, teenage boys, Unethical, viral

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/800	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Runes Activated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

Alanis, Alanis Morissette, Anon, Balls, celebrity sighting, Checkout, Concert, cute girl, decision, Dino, dino nugget, food cravings, future plans, grocery shopping, Itchy, itchy balls, live performance, local supermarket, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Morissette, music event, music show, nugget, personal hygiene, potential date, Show, smp, Social Interaction, uncertainty, year

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/400	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

Balls, clownpiece, clowns, craving, desire, Erotic, explicit, explicit fantasy, FANTASY, Forbidden, honk honk, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, polka, Server, sexual, slobbering, taboo, Threesome, Wild

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Farms Harvested:	719	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

New Underwear Minecraft Server

Balls, boxer briefs, boxer shorts, breathable fabric, Briefs, comfort, comfortable fit, crazy, feeling, intimate apparel, men’s Clothing, Men’s Fashion, men’s underwear, Minecraft, new underwear, Server, snug fit, Support, trunks, undergarments, underwear

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

#mens grooming, Amelia Watson, Balls, body hair removal, farewell celebration, farewell event, farewell gathering, farewell party, farewell ritual, farewell tradition, farewell wishes, Grooming, grooming tips, intimate grooming, male grooming, manscaping, Minecraft, party preparation, personal hygiene, Server, Shave, shaving

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/300	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ores Mined:	7220
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

Foreigner Minecraft SMP Balls Japanese Writers

Authorship, Balls, Character development, character diversity, creativity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, foreign characters, foreigner, foreigner character, International characters, japanese, Japanese culture, Japanese literature, Japanese writers, literary criticism, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, racial identity, representation, smp, Stereotypes, storytelling, Writers, Writing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Votes:	1391
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just a regular player? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky and wild characters, just like the “Russian” girl from Roshidere! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with our diverse group of players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant creepers to hilarious pranks pulled by mischievous players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for a boring old SMP when you can join us and be a part of something truly unique and outrageous? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today and see what all the hype is about!

RecipeBookSlam Minecraft Server

anger, Apology, Boundaries, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, Expectation, groceries, Minecraft, morning, Recipe Book, RecipeBookSlam, relationship, resolution, Server, sister, Sleep, Upset, weekend

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane tasks can turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of waking up to a recipe book being slammed next to your head by your significant other, all because you didn’t do your grocery list the day before.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the intense drama of a message from a sibling causing anger and upset, leading to even more chaos and mayhem. And the best part? No apologies necessary!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

SickGFNoSoupAITA

anger, Apology, balance, bed rest, Brace, carpets, cleaning, cold, Communication, Decision making, doctor’s orders, grudge, holding a grudge, knee injury, pain meds, phone call, sick girlfriend, SickGFNoSoupAITA, Soup, spilled soup, tomato soup

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	2197	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a soup-themed castle but accidentally flooded their entire base with tomato soup. Or the epic battle between two players over who gets to claim the title of the ultimate soup chef in the server.

Forget about bed rest and doctor’s orders, on our server, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content. Who needs soup when you can create your own virtual feast of pixelated delights?

So come on over and join us for a hilariously fun time filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few soup-related mishaps along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be bedridden with is laughter!

ResurrectingHomie – Minecraft SMP

Bring back to life Resurrect Loved ones Family Memories Regrets Grief Healing Closure Wish fulfillment Reunion Lost loved ones Longing Death Afterlife Eternal rest Soul Spirit Immortality Eternal love, Minecraft, ResurrectingHomie, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF 🔥. We got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the cool kids know about. And get this, if you join, you get a magical wand that can turn any block into a diamond block. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. And if you can bring one person back to life, who would it be? Well, on this server, you can bring back anyone you want, even if they’re fictional characters like SpongeBob or Batman. It’s like a crazy time-traveling adventure, but in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet the love of your life in a pixelated world. 😉🌈🦄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

BaconCraft or PancakePalooza

Appetite, BaconCraft, Breakfast, comfort, comfort food, craving, DELICIOUS, Energizing, Favorite, Food, indulgence, morning, morning routine, motivation, PancakePalooza, satisfaction, satisfying breakfast, start the day, Tasty, Tempting, Treat, worth it

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/900	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is a magical bacon that gives you super speed, super strength, and the ability to fly like a majestic pig in the sky! That’s right, forget about boring old bread or bland apples, on this server, bacon is the key to unlocking all your wildest Minecraft dreams.

But that’s not all, oh no! This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will train you in the art of combat and stealth. Want to sneak up on your friends and surprise them with a chicken-powered attack? Join this server and learn from the best!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that the entire server is built on a giant floating island made entirely of candy? That’s right, you can spend your days exploring chocolate rivers, marshmallow mountains, and gummy bear forests. Just be careful not to eat the landscape, or you might find yourself falling into the void below!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other, where bacon is king, ninja chickens rule the land, and candy is literally everywhere. Trust us, it’s worth getting out of bed for!

GazaGraveDigger2021

2014, Body, Captivity, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, forces, gaza, GazaGraveDigger2021, Hamas, Hostage, idf, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Prisoner, Recovery, Retrieval, Soldier, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/500	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6045
Farms Harvested:	934	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0

join this epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of rescuing soldiers from enemy territories just like in real life!! we have crazy missions where you can save your comrades from the clutches of evil enemies. build your own army and take down the bad guys in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. come join us and be a hero in this action-packed server!!

Fire Air Study | Toxic Home Gases | Minecraft Fun

Air, air contamination, air quality, colorado, compromised indoor air, environmental impact, Fire, first-of-its-kind, Fun, gases, HARMFUL, health risks, home, Homes, human health, indoor pollution, lingered, Marshall Fire, Minecraft, pollution control, researchers, residential areas, study, TOXIC, weeks, wildfire aftermath

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5701	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u also wanna be like, super smart and stuff? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where u are not only building epic structures and fighting zombies, but u are also conducting groundbreaking research on indoor air quality!

we have this totally insane study that found out that after this huge fire, there were like, dangerous gases just chillin in people’s homes for weeks! like, how crazy is that? but don’t worry, we got u covered.

join our server and not only will u have a blast playing minecraft, but u will also be contributing to the scientific community. plus, who knows, maybe u will discover the next big breakthrough in indoor air quality research!

so come on down to our server and let’s have some fun while also saving the world, one block at a time!

Unemployed Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alliances, challenge, Chaos, Community, Conquer, Contact, Currency, Discord, Factions, Fall, INTENSE, Journey, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Platform, Rise, smp, strategy, Survival, unemployed, Warps

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Welcome to Unemployed SMP Minecraft Server!

Overview:

Features
Gold-Based Economy
Lifesteal Mechanics
Team Plugins
Warps
Hard Difficulty

Join the Community:

Community
Discord: https://discord.gg/VGNfGtUeu8
Contact: Message Icex1x on Discord for more details.

Your journey starts now! Will you rise to the top, or fall in the chaos?

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Java and Bedrock platforms?	Yes, you can play on any platform!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server or contact Icex1x for more information.
What is the main currency on the server?	Gold is used as the main currency for trading and transactions.
Are there any special gameplay mechanics on the server?	Yes, there are lifesteal mechanics that allow players to gain hearts from enemies.
Is the server on hard difficulty?	Yes, only the strong survive in the challenging environment of Unemployed SMP.

Doggo Love Land 1.21

adorable, Animals, beloved pet, Best Friend, canine, cute, dog, DOGGO, four-legged friend, furry family member, furry friend, Happiness, joy, Land, love, loyal companion., man’s best friend, pet lover, pet ownership, Pets, unconditional love

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/200	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	176

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

First off, we got doggos, like the cutest, most epic doggos you’ve ever seen in your life. These doggos will follow you around, protect you from creepers, and even do your laundry if you ask nicely.

But wait, there’s more! This server has the most insane builds you’ve ever laid eyes on. We’re talking castles made of cake, roller coasters that go through lava pits, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of gold blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments, parkour challenges, and even a game where you have to ride pigs through an obstacle course. It’s like a circus, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and experience the most mind-blowing, doggo-filled, roller coaster-riding Minecraft adventure of your life!

FYouCraft

Africa, aita, Aware, big F you, country names, Day, FYouCraft, geography homework, GOOGLE, hilarious, Kid, knowledge, mexico, Parent, Ridiculous, telling him, Time, Tricked, trolling

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring geography lessons? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about filling in country names on a map again! Our server is full of hilarious trolls who will have you guessing that China is in Africa and Mexico is in the middle of Asia. Don’t waste your time on real homework when you can join us for some outrageous fun! Plus, you’ll never know when you’ll be pranked next by our sneaky players. Join now for a world of laughs and ridiculousness!

Alexa, play ‘Creeper Aw Man’ on loop

alexa, Armed, creeper, Defense, defense equipment, defense mechanism, defense plan, defense strategy, defense system, defense tactics, emergency, Home Invasion, House, Intruders, loop, man, Play, PREPARED, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, self defense, song

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of fending off intruders in your virtual Minecraft house with just a measly wooden sword? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can arm yourself to the teeth with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon to protect your precious loot!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers, zombies, and even other players in epic PvP battles. And when things get tough, just tell Alexa to play the “Eye of the Ender” song to boost your fighting spirit and strike fear into your enemies.

So why wait? Join our server now and show everyone who’s the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

Balls Minecraft Servers