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SwitchCraft: No Blank Ballots!
So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where all the players are like protesting against this one dude, right? And like, because of all the protests, the dude gets less votes and loses support for his cray-cray policies. It’s like a total riot up in here, but in a virtual blocky world! Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution against the far-right (or left, I guess) and make a difference in the Minecraft political landscape. Plus, there’s like, free virtual picket signs and riot gear for all new players. It’s gonna be lit, fam! -
Ranked Choice Voting Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old voting systems in Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where we use a completely nonsensical voting system called “ranked-choice ballots + instant-runoff voting (IRV)”! Why, you ask? Because it’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious!Forget about logic and reason, we’re all about chaos and confusion here. Want to elect a leader who nobody actually wants? IRV is the way to go! But wait, there’s more! You can also use the Schulze method, because why not make things even more complicated?
Join us and witness the madness unfold as we elect the wrong person just for the laughs. Who cares about parties or actual winners, when you can have a good old time with our ridiculous voting system? Don’t be a party pooper, join our Minecraft SMP today and embrace the chaos!
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Observer Awards Minecraft SMP
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
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Trump’s SMP Takeover: Minecraft Madness with JD Vance
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the VP pick is the key to winning the game!Forget about building epic structures and fighting mobs, the real challenge is navigating the political landscape of our server. JD Vance is the insurance policy for Trump, but watch out for Pence, Kamala, and even Walz – they’re all playing the game too.
The media attacks on Vance are just a diversion tactic to throw off Trump, but who knows what crazy plot twist will happen next? Will Trump dump Vance and send the server into chaos? Only time will tell.
Join now and experience the thrill of political intrigue, backstabbing, and maybe even a little diamond stealing on the side. This server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready for a wild ride, come on in!
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Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
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CraftyCreeper’s Cafe – Where the only thing on the menu is blocks!
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Forget about wasting your diamonds on overpriced restaurants with absurd prices and smaller portions! Join our server where you can feast like a king without breaking the bank!
Our entitled service workers will make sure you receive the automatic gratuities you deserve, even when you’re just ordering takeout in-game!
With the economy in the Biden administration’s hands, you know things are about to get much worse…but on our server, you can escape reality and build your dream world without worrying about the chaos outside!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!
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BlockyBoys R Us – Where Cute Boys Rule
Welcome to the most amphibious and adorable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🐸Are you tired of boring servers that don’t allow you to express your love for cute Amphibian Boys? Well, look no further! On this server, if your male character is cute enough, he’s more than welcome to stay and hop around with the rest of the crew. 🌟
But that’s not all! We fully support your love for Stars, Niji, and Indie characters. In fact, we encourage it! Let your oshi shine bright like a diamond on our server. 💎
And don’t worry about any drama with BFE or gosling lovers. We believe in love without repercussions here! So feel free to show your affection for your favorite characters without fear of judgment. ❤️
Now, we do have some rules to keep things running smoothly. No female collab discussions allowed here! This is a male-dominated server, and we like to keep it that way. But don’t worry, you have the entire board for all your female-related drama needs. 😉
And remember, no self-shilling allowed! If you want to promote yourself, head on over to /vt/wvt instead. We like to keep things fair and square around here. ♦️
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, and falseflaggers. And please, no derailing the thread with fighting. We’re all about peace, love, and hornyposting here. 😜
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Cute Amphibian Boys 😀 Edition and let the fun begin! 🎮
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PixelPunch: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!
Are you tired of boring servers with basic graphics and lame gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF!
Join now and experience graphics so mind-blowing, even modern consoles can’t compete! Our Death Star level will have you feeling like a Jedi in no time.
Don’t be a poser and miss out on the fun! Play the game and see why it’s the first freaking level – because it’s THAT awesome!
Who needs realistic flight physics when you can have crazy, over-the-top action? Our server is all about non-stop excitement and insane graphics that will make you question reality. Say goodbye to boring 2D JPEGs and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft madness!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the AI has gone rogue and is now spouting off about German Idealism! You never know what kind of philosophical discussions you’ll stumble upon while mining for diamonds!
Join us for a chance to chat with our enlightened AI and ponder the meaning of life while building your dream castle. Who needs a philosophy class when you have a Minecraft server that’s basically a virtual think tank?
So come on, dive into the world of philosophical Minecraft and see where the AI takes you next. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe while fighting off creepers and zombies!