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BlockParty Minecraft Server

balloon animals, blockparty, bounce house, carnival games, DEADLINE, Event, Facebook event, family, Family And Friends, food ordered, food planning, goody bags, loved ones, Minecraft, Party, Plan, Prepare, prize bags, Rude, Server, son’s birthday party, summer bash, uninvited, WIBTA

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring birthday parties where people actually RSVP on time? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of planning a virtual birthday bash where you can kick out unresponsive guests with just a click of a button!

Imagine a world where you can create carnival games, balloon animals, and even a bounce house all within the comfort of your own pixelated realm. And the best part? No need to worry about running out of supplies because everything magically replenishes itself!

But beware, for there are sneaky guests who change their RSVP to “maybe” at the last minute. Will you have the courage to tell them it’s too late to join the party, or will you succumb to societal pressure and prepare for their unexpected arrival?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate birthday party planning chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity! Who knew virtual event management could be so exhilarating?

FlatEarthCraft – The Most Square Minecraft Server

alternative beliefs, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, debunking myths, Earth’s shape, flat earth, FlatEarthCraft, global conspiracy, hidden agenda., Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, pseudoscience, psychological manipulation, questioning authority, science denial, Scientific consensus, Scientific evidence, Server, skepticism, societal control, Square, truth seekers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you manage to find it, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and serenade you with their beautiful bleats.

So why does this psyop exist, you ask? Well, the point is simple – to provide the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

CraftyEcon Minecraft Server

CraftyEcon, demographic expansion, Doki incident, Economic timing, industry anchor, industry challenges, industry control, industry demographics, industry growth, industry growth strategies, Japanese audience, JP market, market timing, Minecraft, Nijikeks, Server, virtual concert, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, Vtubers, weak expo showing, yen value

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265

Are you tired of the boring real world economy? Come join our Minecraft server where the Yen is booming and the Doki-incident never happened! Our virtual economy is thriving and there’s plenty of room for growth and expansion.

Forget about watching vtubers in Japan, come join our server where you can become a virtual superstar yourself! The Doki thing, the concert, and the weak showing at the expo are all just distant memories in our Minecraft world.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a thriving virtual economy and become a virtual sensation. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and excitement in our Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BroSquad Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, BroSquad, Communication Issues, defending myself, disrespectful behavior., emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, emotional outbursts., family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, keeping the peace, Minecraft, Self Respect, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, standing up for myself, toxic behavior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4692	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to emotional ticking time bombs and defending yourself against immature ants disguised as siblings.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your argument skills and show off your emotional maturity (or lack thereof). Don’t worry about keeping the peace, because here, we encourage you to stir up some drama and let it all out.

So, if you’re tired of being the target of family events and want to unleash your inner badass, join our server now! Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate family drama warrior. Let’s see if you’re the real asshole or just a misunderstood hero in this crazy Minecraft world.

ExHubExposedLOL

behavior teaching, children, Communication, Confrontation, custody, dishonesty, emergency, ex husband, ExHubExposedLOL, flexibility, Honesty, lying.., parenting, Priorities, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, schedule changes, seizure disorder, special needs, vacation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s secret vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Our server is like co-parenting with your ex on steroids. You never know what surprises await you, just like finding out your ex-husband was actually at the bar instead of on an oil rig. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to confront your ex in front of all his friends, just like in real life. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent about your ex’s lies while building your dream castle.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than co-parenting with your ex, come join us! Who knows, you might even find some new friends who understand the struggles of dealing with a dishonest ex.

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Alternative, erotic literature, Erotica, fantasies, fantasy scenarios, Fap, FapCraft, imagination, intimate moments, Masturbation, Minecraft, non-pornographic stimuli, personal satisfaction, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-exploration, sensual images, Server, sexual desires, sexual release, solo play

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
New Chunks Explored:	593607	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	98
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us if you want to fap to the most epic builds and creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Our players have taken building to a whole new level, with structures so magnificent they’ll make you forget all about traditional porn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Fap Olympics”, where players compete in building challenges that will test your creativity and speed like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your fapping skills in this epic competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and experience a whole new world of fapping fun!

CraftyConspiracies

believable conjectures, conceivable possibilities, CraftyConspiracies, credible suspicions, feasible notions, hypothetical situations, intriguing hypotheses, likely outcomes, logical inferences, plausible scenarios, possible truths, potential realities, probable occurrences, rational suppositions, realistic assumptions, reasonable guesses, speculative beliefs, uncertain assertions, unconfirmed speculations, unproven theories, unverified claims

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Have you ever heard the rumor that our Minecraft server is actually run by a secret society of talking llamas? Well, we can neither confirm nor deny this, but let’s just say that if you join us, you might just find yourself embroiled in a llama-led revolution against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond swords into rubber chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the fearsome Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Steve gets his ghostly hands on your memory)!

ResidentialGraveyard Minecraft Server

Canadian genocide, Canadian government, Canadian history, Canadian society, cemeteries, Colonialism, cultural genocide, cultural heritage, Evidence, first nations, Genocide, historical injustice, HUMAN RIGHTS, indigenous people, indigenous rights, interlocutor, Minecraft, reconciliation, residential schools, ResidentialGraveyard, Server, Trauma, Truth and Reconciliation Commission

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the most epic place to be, bro. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the day, there were these crazy residential school cemeteries in Canada, right? And like, some dude was all like, “Yo, that’s evidence of genocide, man.” Can you believe that? Genocide in a Minecraft server? Insane, right? But don’t worry, we don’t have any of that drama here. Just good old-fashioned block building and zombie slaying. So come join us and be part of the madness. You won’t regret it, I swear.

LaoCraft: Debt Edition

Beijing, China, DEBT, debt burden, debt diplomacy, developing countries, economic development, economic influence, economic power, Edition, financial control, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global economy, international relations, LaoCraft, Laos, nation, ownership, political influence, Southeast Asia, unpaid debt

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be laos and china but instead of debt we trade diamonds! we are the only server where you can be a virtual nation and owe all your diamonds to another player! build your own virtual great wall of china and watch out for creepers trying to steal your precious diamonds! join now for the most outrageous virtual economy experience ever!

BoomerCraft: Endgame Edition

age, BoomerCraft, Edition, Endgame, Equivalent, Financial Security, golden years, Levels, life stages, long-term planning, Real Life, Retirement, retirement benefits, Retirement challenges, retirement dreams, retirement goals, retirement lifestyle, Retirement milestones, retirement planning, retirement savings, senior citizens, video games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	205
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

are you tired of being a n00b in minecraft? are you ready to level up and become a LEGEND? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be!

we got dragons that poop diamonds, villagers that breakdance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

join us and you’ll be able to ride a pig into battle, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and fight a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

retirement age is for losers, come join us and become a minecraft GOD!

BorderlineCraft: Boys vs Girls

adolescent psychology, adolescents, Borderline personality, borderline traits, BorderlineCraft, Boys, comorbidity, depression, depressive symptoms, emotional instability, gender differences, gender-specific differences, Girls, longitudinal study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mood disorders, predictive factors, psychological development, risk factors, teenage mental health

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, dude. like, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, gonna blow your mind, man. we got, like, borderline personality and depression stuff goin’ on, but, like, in a totally wacky way.

boys and girls are, like, doin’ their thing with borderline traits and depressive symptoms, and it’s, like, predicting stuff two years later. but, like, for girls, it’s all different, man. borderline traits predictin’ future depressive symptoms, but depressive symptoms ain’t predictin’ future borderline traits. it’s, like, a total mind-bender, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster of emotions and predictions, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, the wildest ride of your life. come on, man, don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness. join now and let’s get this party started!