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Crusalis: Fall of Rome Almost Vanilla No PVP Not Quite Custom No Nations Coming Soon!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Server Name	Crusalis: Rise of Rome
Launch Date	28th June
Main Empire	The Carthaginian Empire
Server Features	Custom Melee System Node-related changes Tons of Vehicles Flagbearer/Instrumental System Currencies and Trading Systems Automation and QOL Improvements
Links	Discord Wiki Sneak Peaks

FAQ

Q: When does the new iteration start?

A: The new iteration will be starting in the year 304BC on 28th June.

Q: What are the main features of the server?

A: The server features a custom melee system, node-related changes, tons of vehicles, flagbearer/instrumental system, currencies and trading systems, and automation/QOL improvements.

Q: How can I join the Carthaginian Empire?

A: You can join The Carthaginian Empire on the Crusalis server by joining their Discord at here.

Q: Are there any unique gameplay mechanics on this server?

A: Yes, the server includes unique gameplay mechanics such as shield mechanics, ranged mechanics, and a flagbearer/instrumental system to boost morale and give troops effects.

Q: How can I learn more about the server?

A: You can visit their Wiki page at here for more information.

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	116
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2682
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7662	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	115
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!