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CraftyCommiesWarCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesWarCraft, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military support, NATO chief, Pay, Peacekeeping, propping up, putin, sanctions, superpower rivalry, War, world affairs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4576	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	105	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

so, like, u know how china is all buddy buddy with putin and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate revenge against that! join us and help us make china pay for propping up putin’s war! we will build giant monuments of putin and china and then blow them up with tnt! it’s gonna be epic! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our crazy schemes. come join the fun and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft land!

GenitalCraft or CarvingCraft

art censorship, art controversy, art critique, art history, art interpretation, art symbolism, artistic expression, Artistic techniques, artistic vision, CarvingCraft, classical art, controversial artwork, creative process, detailed carving, GenitalCraft, historical figure, human anatomy, Italian artist, male genitals, michelangelo, Renaissance art, sculpture

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	382	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Enchantments Applied:	116	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most detailed penises in all the land! Forget about loincloths, we embrace the D in all its glory. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

MommaCraft: Where Longevity Rules

animal longevity, caregiving behaviors, evolutionary advantages, evolutionary biology, evolutionary traits, human longevity, life expectancy, life pace, Longevity, longevity factors, maternal care, maternal influence, maternal presence, MommaCraft, Mothers’ care, offspring survival, parental investment, reproduction frequency, reproductive patterns, rules, species development, species evolution, Survival Strategies

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	7555
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where mothers are the key to survival and longevity! 🤱🏼 our scientists have discovered that if you want to live longer and have a chill life, you gotta stick with your momma! 🧬 that’s right, in our server, the longer you stay with your minecraft mom, the longer your life span will be! 💪🏼👵🏼

we’ve got crazy evolution happening in our server, where the species that stick with their moms evolve to have longer lives and reproduce less often! 🦖🦕 so if you want to be a minecraft dinosaur living for centuries, you better find your minecraft mom ASAP! 🦖👩‍👧‍👦

join us now and experience the wild world of motherly love and longevity in minecraft! 🌍🎮 who knew that sticking with your mom could be the key to success in the game of life? 🤯 #mompower #longevity #minecraftmommas

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

Abnormal, bewildering, BIZARRE, blocktopia, confusion, Minecraft, mysterious occurrences, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, perplexing, Server, shitposts, strange, strange events, strange occurrences, strange situations, Surprise, unexpected, unexplained events, UNUSUAL, weird, weird happenings

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts performing a synchronized dance routine. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party in your honor, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive porky treasure?

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AbyssCraft Minecraft Server

abyssal creatures, AbyssCraft, Adventure, Anime, Coming of Age, danger, dark fantasy, dark secrets, deep dive, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, healthier lifestyle, made in abyss, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, mysterious artifacts, mysterious world, Server, Survival, thrilling journey, underground world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Ores Mined:	6923
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mines Excavated:	3540	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only exercise you’ll be getting is running away from creepers and zombies!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a few hidden treasure chests (or not, we’re not promising anything).

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks, organizing epic pig races, and even hosting virtual bake-offs (yes, you read that right).

Forget about your real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see if you can survive longer than a chicken in a room full of wolves (spoiler alert: probably not).

DiamondDynasty Minecraft Server

attachment, deceased husband, DiamondDynasty, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Grief, heirloom, jewelry, love, Memories, Minecraft, mourning, moving on, Necklace, new relationship, Proposal, Remembrance, sentimental, Server, sister-in-law, Support, Wedding Rings, Widow

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as my necklace made from my late husband’s and my wedding rings? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are jealous!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds! Just like my necklace holds precious memories, our server holds endless possibilities for fun and excitement.

Forget about giving away your sentimental items like my former SIL wanted my necklace. On our server, we embrace all the memories, both old and new. Plus, our community is as supportive as my fiancé, who understands the importance of honoring the past while moving forward.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as special as my necklace, join us now and let’s create new memories together! And don’t worry about your English – we’re all about having fun, no matter what language you speak (even if it’s just Minecraft lingo)!

Savings4Skins: AITA Edition

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Daily Life, Edition, expensive, financial responsibility, Gifts, Job, MONEY, motorcycle repair, Priorities, relationships, Respect, savings, Savings4Skins, Support, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block counts! Just like F34, who knows the importance of saving up for that major motorcycle repair, you’ll need to strategize and prioritize your resources wisely to survive in this virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, all while dodging surprise gifts from your boyfriend (Not his real Minecraft username, of course). Will you be able to return the expensive watch he bought with your hard-earned diamonds, or will you let him keep it and face the consequences of your in-game bank account?

With crazy adventures around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).

Join now and show us if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of virtual relationships and virtual finances. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about the value of friendship, trust, and, most importantly, diamonds.

Blocktopia: Stayin’ Alive

alive, blocktopia, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, finding happiness, Gratitude, inner peace, inner strength, life satisfaction, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, purpose in life, reason for living, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self-care, stayin, staying positive

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, battle evil mobs with your trusty pet chicken sidekick, and build the most ridiculous pixel art creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge of Doom” where unsuspecting players are pranked by mischievous trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the virtual disco club.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

ThaiCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, civil rights, equality, gender equality, historic moment, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusive society, landmark bill, landmark decision, legal recognition, legislation, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love is love, Marriage equality, marriage rights, Minecraft, progress, same-sex marriage, Server, social change, ThaiCraft, thailand

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	102	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you can build, like, whatever you want and, like, there’s this secret underground disco party that only the cool kids know about.

also, like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, i know, crazy right? but, like, totally true.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a pet panda sanctuary where you can ride on their backs and fly around the server? it’s, like, the most fun thing ever.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally rad and full of surprises, you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyConflictMC

#endorsement, Conflict, CraftyConflictMC, Diplomacy, disagreement, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, India, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, resolution efforts, russia, sanctions, summit statement, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ores Mined:	6841	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than russia-ukraine war but with way more explosions and chaos! india is like “no way, i’m too busy playing on this server to endorse any boring summit statements!” we have epic factions fighting for control, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!