Balken Minecraft Servers

Balken Minecraft Servers

  • NashThreads Minecraft Server

    NashThreads Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 3289
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Falling into the Void: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.

    Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 1875
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Animals Bred: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and relive the day John Lennon was assassinated in a whole new way! Build a giant memorial statue of the Beatles legend, or reenact the tragic event with your friends in a hilarious role-playing scenario. Who knew grief could be so fun in block form? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience history in the most absurd way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BaeCraft – Body Swap Edition

    BaeCraft – Body Swap Edition
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 9053
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to swap bodies with your significant other and try to navigate their daily routine? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience a similar level of confusion and chaos as you try to “wing it” through a day in their virtual world!

    Join our server and see if you can survive a day in the shoes (or blocky feet) of your partner. From mining for diamonds to battling creepers, you’ll have to think fast and adapt to your new surroundings. Can you make it through without getting called out for being an imposter? Only time will tell!

    So come on, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive a day in someone else’s blocky body. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself in the process!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TipsyTeenHippocampus

    TipsyTeenHippocampus
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 2447
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Astral Projections Made: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    So, like, there was this dude who joined our server and he was like, “Yo, I wanna build a giant hippocampus in Minecraft!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? His hippocampus was so lit, it actually altered the structure of our whole server! It was like, whoa, mind blown!

    And get this, peeps! If you join our server, your hippocampus will grow bigger and bigger every time you take a sip of virtual alcohol! It’s like, science and stuff, bro! And don’t worry about cannabis, it won’t do anything to your hippocampus. So drink up and watch your memory and emotional regulation skills skyrocket!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get our hippocampi on! It’s gonna be a wild ride, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftedSurvival: Where players compete for cobblestone like it’s the Hunger Games!

    CraftedSurvival: Where players compete for cobblestone like it’s the Hunger Games!
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 7645
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7464 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    CraftedSurvival <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/category/dies-shorts/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to CraftedSurvival!

    Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can play with both Java and Bedrock players? Look no further! Join us at play.CraftedSurvival.net for a semi-vanilla SMP experience with awesome features and a friendly community.

    Server Features:

    🌐 Cross-Play Seamlessly play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions.
    🛠️ Semi-Vanilla Enjoy the classic Minecraft experience with a few quality-of-life improvements.
    🆕 Version 1.20.1 Stay updated with the latest Minecraft version.
    🏠 Land Claiming Protect your builds from griefers with our easy-to-use land-claiming system.
    🛌 One Player Sleep Skip the night with just one player sleeping.
    ❌ No Grief Play worry-free with our strict no-griefing policy.
    👹 Mob Heads Collect unique mob heads as trophies.
    🔄 TPA Conveniently teleport to your friends.
    🎉 Events Participate in fun and engaging community events.
    🤗 Friendly Community Join a welcoming and supportive community of players.

    IP Address & Bedrock Port:

    🔗 IP Address: play.CraftedSurvival.net

    🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

    Come and build your adventure with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s a place for you at CraftedSurvival. See you in-game!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock players? A: Yes, CraftedSurvival allows seamless cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, CraftedSurvival has a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a worry-free gameplay experience.
    Q: How do I protect my builds from griefers? A: You can easily protect your builds by using the land-claiming system available on the server.
    Q: Are there any unique features on CraftedSurvival? A: Yes, you can collect rare mob heads as trophies and participate in community events.
    Q: How can I teleport to my friends on the server? A: CraftedSurvival offers a convenient TPA (teleportation) feature for easy teleportation to your friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FartCraft Minecraft Server

    FartCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 1480
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Divine Spears Created: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most gas-tastic Minecraft server around! Our server is so full of flatulence that you’ll be wondering “who farted?” at every turn. But don’t worry, these farts aren’t just stinky – they’re magical!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself flying through the air on a cloud of fart gas, battling enemies with explosive farts, and even using farts to power your machines. Our community is full of fart enthusiasts who will welcome you with open arms (and open butt cheeks).

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a fart-powered unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Or explore a world made entirely of fart clouds and butt-shaped mountains? Only on our server, of course!

    So come on over and join us for a gas-tastic adventure that will leave you laughing (and maybe gagging) for days. Just remember to bring your gas mask – things can get pretty stinky around here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BayernCraft Server: RIP Bayern

    BayernCraft Server: RIP Bayern
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 4000
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1098

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about footballing-wise and racially… wait, what? That’s right, on our server, you can join epic football matches where you kick around a giant soccer ball made out of diamond blocks! And don’t worry, we have a strict policy of racial equality, so all players are treated equally no matter what block they’re made of.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can race around the map on pigback while wearing ridiculous costumes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players dressed as chickens racing each other on pigs.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RichFriend’sRestaurant Minecraft Server

    RichFriend’sRestaurant Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 5809
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Zombie Dances: 8 Star Shards Collected: 172
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Emeralds Found: 995

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the designated ATM for your friends? Do you feel like you’re constantly funding everyone else’s lavish lifestyle while they leave you high and dry on your special day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being the ‘rich friend’ again!

    Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft mogul, where your virtual wealth knows no bounds. Build the biggest, most extravagant mansion, ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts, and shower your friends with emerald blocks just because you can. No more awkward bill-splitting or feeling guilty for having more diamonds than everyone else – on our server, you’re the king of bling!

    And if anyone dares to ask you to cover their tab before you log off, just unleash a creeper army on them and watch as they run for the hills. No more being taken advantage of – it’s your time to shine (literally, with all those glowstone blocks you’ll have)!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being the ‘rich friend’ isn’t a burden, it’s a badge of honor. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only limit to your wealth is your imagination (and maybe a few stacks of gold blocks).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GirlGamerInheritanceDenied

    GirlGamerInheritanceDenied
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7996
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs – all while avoiding the wrath of your virtual mother!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being recorded for not showering or having your words twisted against you. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any family drama getting in the way.

    And hey, if you ever need to escape from the chaos of your own family, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic wedding venue, you might just earn an invite to your own virtual wedding – no crazy family members allowed!

    So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs inheritance money when you can have a virtual kingdom to rule? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – because in this world, the only thing that matters is having a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CelebNotDead Minecraft Server

    CelebNotDead Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 7484
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 159
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been so shocked to find out a celebrity is still alive that you fell off your diamond throne in Minecraft? Well, get ready to have your mind blown even more on our server! We’ve got so many celebrities who were thought to be dead but are actually alive and playing Minecraft with us. From Elvis Presley to Tupac Shakur, you never know who you might run into while mining for diamonds. Join now and maybe you’ll even get a virtual autograph from your favorite “deceased” celeb!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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