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Crafty McCraftface: The ‘based’ Edition

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Votes:	221	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	212888	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in Minecraft? Join our server and become a wizard with unlimited mana stockpiles! You’ll have your very own private, well-protected room where you can practice magic to your heart’s content. Just imagine the power coursing through your pixelated veins as you cast spells and brew potions like a boss. Don’t be a snort, join us and unleash your inner wizard today!

Crafty Crazies: RIP Ex-Girlfriend Edition

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Crops Grown:	5630
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	1788
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Towns Built:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Animals Bred:	32
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember her name! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, wacky challenges, and even a secret love potion that will make you forget all about that heartbreaker. So come on, join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time (and maybe find a new Minecraft girlfriend along the way)!

Kousei’s Crafty Adventures: Arima’s World of Blocks

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Villages Defended:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Crops Grown:	1135
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is all about building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real excitement!

Join our server and become a part of the epic rivalry between Kousei Arima and Chopin. That’s right, we’ve got gang wars happening in the world of Minecraft, and you don’t want to miss out on the action!

Forget about peaceful mining and crafting, on our server, you’ll be dodging piano practice sessions and school suspensions left and right. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

So, if you’re ready to throw down with some savage players like Watari and his crew, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you talk smack about Kousei Arima, be prepared to catch these hands in-game!

BritsCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide in pixelated chaos!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1414	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Monday Night Edish is here to shake things up! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky Bob, you’ll earn a special prize that will make all your friends jealous!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons where you’ll face off against the dreaded Cactus Queen. Rumor has it that she guards a treasure chest filled with diamonds, but be warned – she’s armed with a deadly arsenal of prickly projectiles!

So what are you waiting for? Join Monday Night Edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Minecraft Mayhem: Dokibird’s LOL-tastic Adventure!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! This server is so epic, it’s like building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our Blonde Angel Edition will have you rolling on the floor laughing with her crazy antics and epic heists. She’s got a Youtube channel where she showcases her epic Minecraft skills, a Twitch channel where she streams her wild adventures, and even a VOD channel for all those epic moments you just can’t miss.

But wait, there’s more! Follow her on Twitter for even more madness and check out her shop for some insane merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP Sauce that will blow your mind and make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this Minecraft server, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!

1. Rosalina’s Block Party 2. Rosalina’s Pixel Palace 3. Rosalina’s Creeper Carnival 4. Rosalina’s Redstone Rave 5. Rosalina’s Diamond Dynasty 6. Rosalina’s Enderman Extravaganza 7. Rosalina’s Nether Nonsense 8. Rosalina’s Zombie Zone 9. Rosalina’s Llama Land 10. Rosalina’s Chicken Coop chaos

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	2988	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchantments Applied:	68
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Nintendo to give Rosalina a boyfriend? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Rosalina has not one, not two, but THREE boyfriends fighting over her! Join our server and witness the drama unfold as Mario, Luigi, and even Bowser battle it out for Rosalina’s heart. Who will she choose? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Join now for a love triangle like no other!

Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia and Iran team up to build epic blocks and bridges in Minecraft!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a war zone? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel are taking notes on how to bring the heat. Join us and witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

But wait, there’s more! Russia is also in on the action, refusing to condemn anyone until they see some serious PvP skills. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer your way to the top on our server. Who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show the world that you’re not afraid to bring the chaos to Minecraft!

Block Brawlers: Tekken Edition

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	2897
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles with your favorite Tekken 8 characters in blocky form. Imagine Steve from Minecraft going head-to-head with Heihachi Mishima – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret combos and moves for each character that will have you dominating the competition in no time. And don’t worry about getting lost in all the action, our jargon and notation guide will have you speaking Tekken 8 fluently in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even unlock the secret character – Ender Kazuya!

GrillCraft: Where you can stop neeting and start mining (and maybe even find a grill)

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6439
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	176
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Towns Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll be mining for… wait for it… unicorn poop! That’s right, our magical world is filled with rainbow-colored unicorns who leave behind glittery poop that you can use to craft the most fabulous armor and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil zombie villagers who are hellbent on turning the entire world into a giant pumpkin patch.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep who is determined to seek revenge on all players who dare to enter its territory. But don’t worry, if you can defeat the ghost sheep in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you unlimited dance moves for the rest of eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for that ghost sheep… it’s got some killer dance moves.

AnimeCraft: Where Your Little Brother Can Finally Stop Bugging You About His Favorite Show!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5502
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	4839	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your little brother’s taste in anime? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you forget all about Date a Live and Berserk. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your brother’s anime preferences. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some “gay shit” hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!