Balkan Minecraft HD
1.8 – 1.20x –
mc-bmhd.info
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| Version | Vanilla | Java 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Whitelisted |
Join Our Friendly Minecraft Community! Are you looking for a new place to build, explore, and make new friends? Look no further! Ordinary SMP might be just what you’re searching for. We boast a diverse player base from across the globe and you’re invited to join us!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server running? | The server is running on Java 1.21.4 and is always up to date with the latest features and updates. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | Although it’s a vanilla server, there are measures in place to protect your builds from griefers. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join us on Discord by following this link: Join Discord |
| Are there any mods on the server? | Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more. |
| Are there any server-wide events? | Yes, there are server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects happening regularly. |
I mean, seriously, who needs to deal with that BS when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in this server?
Forget about that annoying character, come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where you can eat all the virtual food you want without gaining a single virtual pound. That’s right, folks! Our ‘Non-Industrialised’ Style Diet will have you shedding those virtual pounds in no time. And not only that, but it will also decrease your bad virtual cholesterol by 17% and reduce your virtual blood sugar by 6%.
But wait, there’s more! Our diet plan will also reduce your virtual C-reactive Protein by 14%, which is a marker of virtual inflammation and virtual heart disease. So come on down to our server and join us on this wild ride to virtual health and wellness. You won’t regret it!
| Current Version | 1.21.4 (mostly vanilla/fabric) |
|---|---|
| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
If you’re interested in joining, please click here to join our Discord server and fill out an application.
A: The server is currently on its 4th season, which started in the middle of August ’24.
A: Unlike prior seasons, there are no plans to reset the map for a very long time.
A: Yes, new players are joining every week and the community is happy to help you get started.
A: Yes, there are events and minigames held throughout the year, and players can even host their own.
A: Alongside the vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.
We believe in embracing your natural musk and letting it roam free in the pixelated world of blocks and creepers.
Join us for a stinky good time as we build, mine, and survive together in a world where body odor is the new currency.
Who needs soap and water when you have diamonds and dirt? So ditch the shower and dive into our server for a truly unforgettable and fragrant experience.
We promise not to call the cops on you for exploring new worlds or smashing blocks without permission. Plus, our therapists are always on standby to help you confront your feelings and navigate through virtual conflicts.
Don’t let manipulative parents hold you back from joining the party. Come play on our server and leave the drama behind! Who needs a clean room when you can build epic structures and make new friends? Join now and unleash your inner block-building rebel!
Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you tried that weirdly sexual Minecraft mod and quickly regretted it. But don’t worry, our server is way more fun than that awkward experience!
With crazy mini-games, hilarious challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just like that one time you tried to build a giant phallic-shaped structure in Minecraft and got banned. Good times, good times.