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Epic Adventure Quest 1.20

Adventure, amusing, awkward, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Epic, funny, Giggle, guffaw, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, Quest, Ridiculous, silly, smirk, snicker, snort

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Items Found:	6433
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta check out this place!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.

Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.

AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, aunt, AuntieCraft, busy, calling out, Christmas Eve party, Disney, exclusion, extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family Support, family tradition, family trip, family unity, Group Chat, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Star Shards Collected:	138
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mines Excavated:	4900
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Star Shards Collected:	87	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Zombie Dances:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Votes:	6733
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Potions Brewed:	136
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4432
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Votes:	1716
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!