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YemenCraft Server: Air Strikes & Hilarity

Air, air strikes, British airstrikes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Foreign involvement, global security, Hilarity, Houthi rebels, humanitarian crisis, International intervention, international relations, Middle East crisis, Military operations, political turmoil, Rebel-controlled areas, Server, strikes, United Kingdom military, united states military, US airstrikes, War in Yemen, Yemen conflict, YemenCraft, Yemeni government

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	New Chunks Explored:	351366
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Animals Bred:	42	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a firework show on the Fourth of July, ya feel me? We got more action than US and British airstrikes hitting Yemen, except we ain’t causin’ no harm, just bringin’ the fun, ya know?

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your dream castle, or maybe you just wanna see if you can survive a creeper attack without soiling your pants. Either way, this server is where it’s at, fam.

We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the TNT” and “Find the Hidden Diamond” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your chair, depending on how intense you get). Plus, our community is as lit as a lava pit, always down for a laugh and a good time.

So come on down and join the madness, because on this server, the only airstrikes you’ll be worried about are the ones coming from your fellow players as they rain down arrows on your head. It’s a blast, literally.

KharkivHavocCraft

ADVANCE, aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, KharkivHavocCraft, Military, nato, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Votes:	6569
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro.

like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of zombie pigs start dancing the cha cha slide around you. it’s like, so random and hilarious, you won’t be able to stop laughing.

oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

plus, the admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance off. it’s like, the most epic showdown ever.

so, like, forget about all those boring servers, come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. you won’t regret it, bro.

NoHipMinecraftServer

Contemporary, Cool, Expression, fashion, Hip, jargon, Language, linguistic, linguistic evolution, MODERN, NoHipMinecraftServer, Outdated, passé, phrase, Popular, Slang, Style, trend, vocabulary, word choice, Words

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6273	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

so, like, u should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, it’s where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? like, we got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, man. and there’s this secret cave where u can find a diamond pickaxe that gives u super speed and makes u invincible.

oh, and did i mention the dance parties we have every night? yeah, we got DJ creeper droppin’ sick beats and all the mobs bustin’ a move. it’s lit, fam.

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can fly u anywhere u want. it’s like havin’ your own personal air taxi, dude.

so, like, why wait? come join the fun and craziness on this epic minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro.

CableCraft: Sub-Zone Soundz

cable, CableCraft, Cascadia Subduction Zone, data, Exploration, geology, image, journal, Marine Biology, marine environment, oceanography, Pacific Northwest, research voyage, Science Advances, scientific research, seafloor, seismic activity, soundz, study, SubZone, Technology, Underwater, Vessel

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you join our minecraft server and it’s like going on a wild adventure on a boat, but instead of just sailing around, you’re listening to the seafloor like a spy or something. we got this super long cable that we drag along the ocean floor and we’re like, “what’s up, tectonic plates, spill the tea!”

you gotta join our server because we’re uncovering all the secrets of the Cascadia Subduction Zone, like we’re basically detectives but in the ocean. who knows what kind of crazy stuff we’ll find down there? maybe Atlantis or a giant squid or something.

so yeah, if you wanna be part of a top-secret mission to uncover the mysteries of the deep, then join our minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Minestrone: Soup, Survival, and Shenanigans! Version 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Custom, Daily, Discord, Friends, Ip:, Leaderboards, Maps, Minestrone, mmorpg, Other, Pets, Quests, Rewards, Shenanigans, Skills, Soup, Store, Survival, titles, Version, Website, Wiki

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

MineScape Server Overview

Features	Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
	Custom Quests

	Beautiful hand crafted map
	Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
	Daily Rewards!
	Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
	Active Leaderboards

Useful Links

Website: minescape.me
Wiki: minescape.wiki
Latest Blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: store.minescape.me
Discord: discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQs

Q: How do I join MineScape server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address minescape.me

Q: What are the custom skills available in MineScape?

A: MineScape offers 22 custom skills including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.

Q: Are there daily rewards in MineScape?

A: Yes, MineScape offers daily rewards for players.

Q: How can I solve clue scrolls in MineScape?

A: Players can earn rewards by solving clue scrolls in MineScape.

CraftyBaldurMinecraft Server

baldurs gate, Class, companions, CraftyBaldurMinecraft, FAQ, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Votes:	2175
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through Hell’s Angels Edition, where the only rule is to have no rules at all!

Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, on our server, you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path – just knock her out and miss out on the sex scene (but who needs that anyway, right?).

Long rest often to experience crazy companion and romance interactions, and make sure to clear both the Underdark and Mountain Pass for epic loot and experiences. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ on steroids!

Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which might affect your appearance (but who cares about looks in Minecraft, right?). And enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls – unless you’re a risk-taker, then disable it and live on the edge!

So join us on this insane journey through Hell’s Angels Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few DC checks). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

GeoffCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#youtube, angry joe, Anthony Burch, Drag Queen Story Hour, ESG payments, Fall development window, games, geoff keighley, GeoffCraft, gkg, GLAAD, GRINDR, hideo kojima, in, Kevin Nash, Kojima, Lgbtqia, LGBTQIA+ reinforcements, Minecraft, Movie ads, nordvpn, out, queer, Server, the game awards, Ultimate

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with its outrageous and hilarious antics!

Join us for a wild ride filled with LGBTQIA+ reinforcements, ESG payments to game studios, and drag queen story hour performances that will leave you in stitches. Who needs Kojima’s wasted budget or Angry Joe’s YouTube rants when you can be part of the most epic Minecraft server around?

Forget about the chuds and boring game ads, because on our server, anything goes. From wild game awards to insane collaborations with WWE superstars and pizza-loving game developers, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with Kevin Nash or Anthony Burch himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Pay2PlayCraft

aita, bbq, compromise, Disregard, DISRESPECTFUL, Effort, Exam, Friend, Hosting, Interns, irresponsible, Late, Party, Pay, Pay2PlayCraft, Principle, Share, split cost, Students, study, Time

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3476	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	2047	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of hosting parties for your broke friends who can’t even show up on time or pay their fair share? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your party hosting woes behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual BBQ party and invite all your friends without worrying about latecomers or freeloaders. And the best part? You don’t have to split the cost of food and drinks because everything is free in the virtual world!

Say goodbye to disrespectful guests who don’t appreciate your efforts and hello to a community of players who understand the importance of being responsible and considerate. Don’t let one bad apple ruin your party-planning experience – join our server today and let the fun begin!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start throwing the most epic virtual parties without any of the drama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Bookworms Minecraft Server

Book, Bookworms, controversial, Dark, Disturbing, disturbing content, disturbing narrative, disturbing themes, Fiction, INTENSE, Literature, Minecraft, Mystery, non-horror, Psychological, reading, Server, Suspense, taboo, Thought-provoking, Thriller, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the literary masterpiece you’ve been waiting for! Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for hidden book pages scattered throughout the world. And instead of fighting off zombies, you’ll be battling grammar police who are out to correct your spelling mistakes! But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a giant library made entirely out of enchanted books? Well, now you can! So come join us on this wild adventure and let’s turn the page on boring Minecraft servers together!

RetroCraft: Where Dial-Up is Ancient History!

Ancient, bygone habits, DialUp, disappearing customs, disappearing fads, disappearing traditions, discontinued products, forgotten practices, forgotten toys, History, obsolete technology, obsolete trends, old-fashioned styles, old-school items, once-common objects, outdated fashion, outdated trends, past popular items, rare collectibles, rare memorabilia, RetroCraft, uncommon relics, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Emeralds Found:	1946	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Remember when everyone used to play Minecraft on those basic servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, those days are long gone, my friend! Step into the future with our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you valuable life advice (trust us, he’s a wise old bird). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So why waste your time on those outdated servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Come join us and let the madness begin!