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HomerCraft SMP – HOMER MAAAAD!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Emeralds Found:	8138

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild, wacky, and totally insane rollercoaster ride! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending creepers who just want a hug (watch out for the explosions though)!

Our server is so crazy that even Homer Simpson himself would be like “Maaaad!” We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mystical portals that lead to alternate dimensions where everything is made of cheese, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic and LOL-worthy Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

BFFsNoBDAllowedApartment

aita, annoyance, apartment, baby daddy, Best Friend, BFFsNoBDAllowedApartment, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, emotions, Fatherhood, forgiveness, Hotel, rules, stealing, Support, Trust, Twins

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Votes:	6936	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll witness epic battles, heart-wrenching betrayals, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Just like in this crazy story, you’ll encounter friends, enemies, and everything in between. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to kick out your best friend and her baby daddy from your virtual apartment! But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft server.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever dream of? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Softie4U Minecraft SMP

Admiration, attraction, Body language, caring behavior, emotional bond, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Fondness, gentle touch, infatuation, love signals, loving actions, Minecraft, romantic gestures, signs of affection, smp, soft corner, soft spot, Softie4U, special treatment, sweet gestures, tender feelings, Thoughtful gestures

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Farms Harvested:	775	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ores Mined:	1252
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

We have players who will build you a statue made entirely out of diamond blocks if they have a soft spot for you. And if that’s not enough, our resident prankster will fill your house with chickens as a sign of affection.

But wait, there’s more! If someone really likes you, they might even build you a roller coaster that leads straight to a secret underground base filled with treasure. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you have a Minecraft SMP like this?

So come join us and see just how crazy things can get when you have a soft spot for someone in Minecraft!

NoBreakNoCraft

breaks, don’t use, if you don’t use it, long tail, NoBreakNoCraft, tags, what breaks

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!

BankHeist Minecraft Server

accusations, BankHeist, Banking Ethics, banking industry, banking regulations, Banking Scandal, Cheating Customers, consumer rights, corporate corruption, Customer Deception, Customer Protection, Ethical Breach, financial fraud, financial institutions, Financial Misconduct, financial scams, fraudulent practices, legal action, Massive Banks, Minecraft, regulatory violations, Server, white collar crime

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Dimension Hops:	15

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got massive banks dat be accused of cheatin customers billions, like wut even? come join da fun and see if u can find da hidden treasure in our virtual bank vaults. who knows, maybe u’ll strike it rich and become da richest player on da server. but watch out for da bank guards, dey be ruthless and will do anything to protect their precious loot. so come on, join us and let’s see if u got wut it takes to survive in dis crazy world of deceit and riches.

ConocoCraft: Boom Boom Base

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Emeralds Found:	674	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that was like, totally out of this world? well, this server is like, the bomb. literally. because we have missile attacks happening all the time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. like, imagine building your dream house and then BAM, missile attack! it’s like a surprise party, but with explosions. plus, the state media is always reporting on our epic battles in the Conoco gas field. so, like, if u want some excitement in your minecraft life, come join us. just make sure to bring your hard hat and flak jacket, cuz things can get a little crazy around here.

BlockDownUnder

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where aussies are immortal beings who outlive everyone else by 1000 years!!! we have kangaroos riding pigs, koalas building houses, and drop bears dropping in on unsuspecting players. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. come join the fun and see why aussies are the true rulers of minecraft! also, did we mention that our diamonds are actually vegemite flavored? yea, you heard that right. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the land down under like never before!

Minearchy: Where the Ender Dragon is just the server mascot! 1.21

activities, Auctions, bedrock, block party, Community, Discord, Dragon.., Dynmap, Ender, Events, java, KitPvP, mascot, Minearchy, Parkour, party games, Prophunt, Quake, Relaxing, Safe Zones, Server, smp, Survival, TNT Run, Warps, Website

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Lands of Minearchy
Hello Heroes, and welcome! We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals: Create an active and friendly community that brings people together Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

Survival / SMP
Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!

Minigames
Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes: TNT Run TNT Tag BombLobbers Parkour Splegg Prophunt TempleRun TheLab Party Games Block Party KitPVP Quake Mini Walls Zombies

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Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy

FAQs
Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server. Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines. Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players. Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities. Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.

Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players.

Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

Minecraft server: DragonBallCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Dragon Ball, where you can summon Shenron and pull guaranteed Super Rare cards!

But wait, there’s more! You can have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges (yes, Fridges)! Equip accessories, level up your skill tree, and unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special DLC featuring Daima (Part I and Part II) in Kakarot, and Season 6 of DB The Breakers with a lineup of epic survivors and raiders.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server around, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops! Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: KarmaCraft

Bad deeds, bad guys, comeuppance, consequences, Evil doers, getting what they deserve, just desserts, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, Minecraft, nemesis, payback, punishment, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, smp, Vengeance, villainous, Villains, Wrongdoers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take down villains who had it “cumming”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a villain who thought they could rule the server with an iron fist. But little did they know, our players were ready to take them down with epic battles and hilarious pranks. From building giant statues made out of diamond blocks to unleashing a horde of chickens on their base, our players know how to get revenge in the most outrageous ways.

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero in the fight against villains who had it “cumming”. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our server for your epic takedowns and crazy antics. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, epic battles against those who deserve it!