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No Homo Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	231	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4787

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs.

Our server is so awesome that even Hollywood wants to make a movie about it. But don’t worry, it’s definitely not about homosexuality. In fact, our server is so manly that even the creepers are afraid to come near us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in a world where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft community).

Sir’s Decision Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further, because our server is a wild and crazy ride that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic adventures like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when we had a massive chicken parade through the village square. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into sheep. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

One Piece Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the player who insists on only speaking in pig Latin to the one who builds roller coasters that go straight into lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s as bonkers as this one? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers hiding around every corner!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRB.SKYBARS.ME

Liberty Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchantments Applied:	299
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server’s Gini coefficient is off the charts at 0.99! That’s right, we have more inequality than the entire world’s national economies combined.

Join us and watch as liberalization leads to chaos and mayhem, with markets existing only in relationship to diamonds and emeralds. Lefties beware, because on our server, liberty leads to inequality and inequality leads to enmity.

Forget about the motto of France, because on our server, it’s every player for themselves in a wild world where anything can happen. So come join us and experience the ultimate delusion in the world of Minecraft!

Regretful Married Men SMP: Don’t Do Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being tied down by marriage and kids in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a virtual world where you can be a single, rich, and child-free player on a Minecraft SMP server? Well, look no further because our server offers the ultimate escape from reality!

Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being a carefree bachelor with endless riches and no responsibilities. Build extravagant mansions, drive fancy cars, and party like there’s no tomorrow in our virtual world.

But beware, drama and chaos await you as you navigate through the treacherous waters of relationships and parenthood on our server. Will you choose to settle down and start a virtual family, or will you continue living the single life in our crazy Minecraft SMP world?

So come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality on our server. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

BlockyWarfare – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive gameplay and intense battles in the Citadelle des Morts! Watch out for zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you navigate through the treacherous terrain.

Our Season 1 Patch Notes are so epic, they’ll make you question reality. With updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Black Ops 6 / Warzone Trello Boards where you can suggest new features like a diamond sword that shoots lasers. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t miss out on our Weapon Builds section where you can create a sword made out of cheese or a bow that shoots flaming arrows. The only limit is your imagination!

And if you’re feeling competitive, check out our Black Ops 6 Camo Tracker to see who has the most stylish armor in all of Minecraft land.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Polish Culture Moment Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a crazy ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you can build, mine, and prank to your heart’s content.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who would peck anyone who dared to approach. But this brave player outsmarted the chickens and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles, where players face off in epic duels to prove who is the ultimate warrior. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our secret underground society of builders who create mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

LOL Cows Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4403	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mines Excavated:	1296	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only social norm is to have the craziest hair possible! We believe in embracing the chaos and letting your locks run wild.

Imagine a world where hair truthers roam free, spreading the gospel of natural beauty. No more combing through your hair, just let it be as nature intended.

We even have a special bald avatar option for those who dare to defy the norms and rock the shiny look. But beware, baldness may make you even more attractive than you already are (if that’s even possible).

Our server is a safe haven for those tired of spending hours getting their hair done. Just choose a hairstyle that looks good for a week and leave it be until you absolutely have to change it.

Life is a battle against entropy and decay, but on our server, you can find peace within the chaos. Embrace your inner lolcow and join us in the fight against societal norms. Who knew Minecraft could be so hair-raisingly fun?

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	6367

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to meet adorable Flip Loli wives! These rare and elusive creatures are known for their impeccable fashion sense and love for building extravagant treehouses. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by such fashionable and creative companions? Plus, rumor has it that they make the best pumpkin pie in all of Minecraftia. So come join us and maybe you’ll find your own Flip Loli wife to call your own!