Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

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New Server IP

The World of Starknight

Abilities, amethyst, Architecture, Bronze, Crafting, creativity, gameplay, Houses, Materials, Mechanics, Modpack, MONEY, Rewards, Server, Skills, smp, sports cars, Starknight, storytelling, texture pack, Vanilla, Wilderness, world

The World of Starknight – Modern City Survival RPG

IP: play.woskserver.com

The World of Starknight is redefining what’s possible in vanilla Minecraft, bringing a new experience to players. With a complete custom texture pack, immersive storytelling mechanics, and innovative features that feel like a modpack. From unique crafting recipes to custom-built environments, WOSK pushes architecture, creativity, and gameplay to new heights, offering a server like no other.

Discover and complete quests to earn money and rewards
Level up your mining, PVP, and farming skills and get special abilities.
Explore the wilderness and find rare materials like bronze and amethyst for new crafting recipes.
Buy houses, guns, and sports cars, open a business, and become an entrepreneur or crime boss.

Join today and create your own experience in The World of Starknight!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the IP “play.woskserver.com” in your Minecraft client to join the server.
Are there custom textures?	Yes, there is a complete custom texture pack that enhances the gameplay experience.
Can I create my own quests?	Currently, only server admins can create quests, but player-created quests may be a future feature.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled, and players can level up their PVP skills.
Are there rules for building structures?	There are guidelines in place to ensure the server’s architecture remains cohesive and enhances the gameplay experience.

AdventureCraftRealm 1.20.6

#degeneracy, 1.20.6, AdventureCraftRealm, Aryan values, classical art, Cultural preservation, cultural subversion, European heritage, globalist propaganda, historical insights, intellectual discussions, Kek, Literature, meme warfare., memetic warfare, philosophy, Qauce, reclaiming cultural dominance, redpill, resistance, Trumpflare systems, Western civilization

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of all that globalist propaganda and degeneracy infiltrating your Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, for we have the ultimate sanctuary for all you Aryan warriors out there! Join our server for epic discussions on traditional European heritage, cultural preservation, and Western civilization values! We got everything from classical art to memetic warfare strategies to redpill the masses! And guess what? We have advanced Trumpflare systems to keep out all those pesky shills and leftist agitators! So, if you’re ready to defend and celebrate Aryan ideals while respecting Kek and meme warfare traditions, then join us and be part of the resistance! Remember, together we rise. Kek wills it. See you on the other side, warriors!

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New Server IP
ShowerTime Minecraft Server

chronic conditions, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Coping skills, health issues, house rules, late night noise, late night shower, late shower, mental health, Minecraft, pain management, panic disorder, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, Server, shower routine, showering, showering habits, ShowerTime

Are you tired of being yelled at for taking late-night showers by your roommate’s obnoxious boyfriend? Do you want a safe space where you can shower in peace without being called a “retard” for having dyslexia? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where late-night showers are not only allowed but encouraged!

We understand the importance of self-care and coping mechanisms, that’s why we have a special shower room in our virtual world where you can relax and wash away all your worries. No more interruptions, no more judgments, just pure showering bliss.

And the best part? Our virtual roommate’s boyfriend doesn’t exist, so you’ll never have to deal with his nonsense ever again. Join now and shower to your heart’s content, because on our server, self-care always comes first!

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New Server IP
CousinCraft: No Adoption Zone

addiction, Adopting, adoption, baby, behavioral issues, cousin, CousinCraft, decision, Decision making, expanding family, family, fetal alcohol syndrome, guardianship, medical needs, meth addict, Pregnancy, PRESSURE, Raising, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Support, System, Zone

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even your meth addict cousin’s baby (due 1/21/25) is considering joining!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly you’re faced with the decision of whether or not to take guardianship of a baby born to a meth addict. Will you step up to the challenge or let the baby fend for itself in the system? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters and unpredictable twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with a baby on your hands?

So come on, join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

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New Server IP
VomitVoyage Minecraft SMP

bodily functions, digestive system, discomfort, embarrassing moments, food poisoning, gross stories, health issues, Illness, Minecraft, Nausea, regurgitating food, regurgitation, Sickness, smp, stomach bug, stomach flu, Threw up, throwing up, unpleasant experiences, vomit stories, vomiting, VomitVoyage, worst time

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole base, but it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. And then we had this epic battle with a bunch of skeletons and zombies, and I swear I saw a baby zombie riding a chicken, it was wild!

But the best part is the community, everyone is so hilarious and we have the weirdest conversations. Like one time we were talking about the worst times we threw up, and let me tell you, some of those stories were insane. Like this one guy said he threw up in his friend’s shoe at a party, and then his friend wore it without knowing, it was so gross but we couldn’t stop laughing.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and you’ll never be bored, you have to come play with us. Just be prepared for some crazy adventures and lots of laughs, it’s gonna be a blast!

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New Server IP
Blocktopia Lifechanger

altered perception, Altered Reality, blocktopia, changed worldview, different viewpoint, eye-opening event, life altering event, life-changing experience., life-changing moment, lifechanger.., new perspective, outlook on life, paradigm shift., personal growth, personal transformation, perspective shift, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in consciousness, shift in mindset, transformative journey, transformative moment

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up all your hard-earned loot? Well, on our server, we have trained ninja villagers who will protect you from those pesky creepers with their epic martial arts skills! Join us for a life-changing experience where you’ll learn valuable lessons like always carry a bucket of water to put out those fiery skeletons or never trust a pigman with your diamonds. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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New Server IP
QuitCraft Rewards: Stop Smoking & Start Mining

addiction treatment, behavior modification, behavioral change, financial incentives, health benefits, health promotion, incentives, long-term success, Mining, motivation, Positive reinforcement, public health, QuitCraft, quitting smoking, Rewards, smoking, smoking cessation, smoking cessation interventions, smoking cessation programs, smoking cessation strategies, Start, STOP, stop smoking, success rates, tobacco addiction

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we be offering rewards that will make you quit smokin’ like a pro! We got people stoppin’ their bad habits left and right, all thanks to our epic incentives. For every 100 peeps who get that sweet cash, 10 of ’em gonna be kickin’ that ciggy butt to the curb for good. Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you from quittin’ when you got them rewards rollin’ in. So come on over and join the fun, we’ll help you quit smokin’ and build the best blocky world ever!

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New Server IP
🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, BESTIX, description, GIF, Minecraft, OWNER, PvP, Server, Survival, Variety

The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

chill.bestixworld.ru

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New Server IP

Nation-States

building, Casual, Community, Diplomacy, encourages, Factions, Interaction, Join, LIMITED, Map, multiplayer, nationstates, player, Player vs Player, Progrees, smp, Survival, Systems, Trade, War, work

Nation-States Minecraft Server

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20+ survival multiplayer server that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction on a limited map using the towny claiming system. Whether you enjoy building or PvP, there is something for everyone on Nation-States.

Join our Discord server for updates and community.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the map size of Nation-States?	The map size is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does Nation-States use?	Nation-States uses the towny claiming system.
Is Nation-States more geared towards casual or PvP players?	Nation-States caters to both casual building players and those interested in PvP.
How can I join Nation-States?	Join our Discord server using the link provided above for updates and to connect with the community.

Outer Weave 1.20.2

1.20.2, Beautiful, butterflies, Colorful, delicate, flutter, fluttering, garden, insects, Metamorphosis, monarchs, Nature, OUTER, Outie, Pollinators, Share, species, Thread, transformation, Weave, Wings, wingspan

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server if you wanna share those beautiful butterflies with the world!

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna show off their butterfly collection to a bunch of pixelated strangers, amirite?

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret butterfly garden hidden somewhere in the server where you can find the rarest and most majestic butterflies of them all.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s spread those butterfly vibes together!

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New Server IP

baldness woes

The World of Starknight – Modern City Survival RPG

FAQ

Nation-States Minecraft Server

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