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Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Bad Luck, balding, baldness curse, baldness despair, baldness frustration, baldness gene, baldness genetics, baldness inheritance, baldness misfortune, baldness struggle, baldness woes, genetic predisposition, genetics, hair genetics, hair loss, Hereditary, male baldness, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, self-pity, smp, Steves, Unfortunate

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Secret Passages Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	76
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

CraftyNightEats

8 p.m., Altered Mealtimes, anxiety, circadian rhythm, CraftyNightEats, day shift, depression, Dinner, health effects, Late Eating, meal timing, mental disorders, mental health, mood disorders, occupational health., psychological well-being, research, risk factors, Shift Workers, work schedule, work-related stress

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Star Shards Collected:	53	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Farms Harvested:	161

join our epic minecraft server where we do not believe in eating past 8 p.m. because apparently it causes depression and anxiety. we take our mealtimes very seriously and if you dare to eat a late dinner, you will be banished to the land of sad pandas. but fear not, for our server is filled with magical creatures and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. plus, our shift workers are always on the lookout for new recruits to help them defeat the evil night creatures that roam the land. so come join us and experience the thrill of battling monsters while following a strict dinner schedule. who knew mealtime could be so important in minecraft?

AbuSMP – Where Even the Creepers Wear Bowties! – 1.19.2

1.19.2, AbuSMP, armor sets, Bowties, Cheating, communal areas, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Fabric, Farms, Griefing, Modpack, North America, Ores, Qol, Server, smp, trading market, Vanilla, Waypoints, Waystones, wear, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mines Excavated:	3229	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

AbuSMP Minecraft Server

Server Location	Montreal, Canada
Discord	https://discord.gg/Q6eHFucndJ

Overview:

The AbuSMP server started off as just a Realms server with 4 friends, and later expanded to a modded Minecraft experience that we wanted to share with others. We are a very small community based in North America – and by small, I mean, very small. We are only looking to have at most 20 members.

AbuSMP continues to maintain its culture of a “SMP with the boys” type of server, and wants to instill this culture of play within new members. This is a place for you to join and relax, have fun and mess around. We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server with a carefully curated modpack to enhance the vanilla experience.

Features:

We are a Vanilla+ server with a growing modpack.
Claim and container locking system to protect against griefing.
No-tolerance policy for cheating, exploits or glitches.
Server trading market for player-based economy.
Progress reset for new season, establishing communal areas and farms.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, join our Discord and write a short message telling us about yourself.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, we maintain a whitelist to ensure a positive community atmosphere.
Are there rules against griefing?	We have a claim and container locking system to prevent griefing.
Is the economy mod-based?	No, our economy is entirely player-based with a trading market.

Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

bewildered, bewildering, blocks, confusion, disbelief, discombobulated, disoriented, existential crisis, introspection, Lost, Minecraft, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, searching for answers, self reflection, Server, unexpected destination, unexpected journey, unexpected outcome, unexpected path, wondering

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Star Shards Collected:	66
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! How the fuck did we get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players accidentally stumbled upon a glitch in the game that transported them to a parallel universe filled with rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Instead of panicking, they decided to embrace the madness and create the most outrageous Minecraft server ever seen.

Join us if you dare to explore upside-down villages, ride on giant chickens, and battle against a horde of evil bunnies. Our server is filled with hidden secrets, bizarre quests, and the occasional dance party with the Ender Dragon.

So, why should you join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics don’t apply, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

NTRCraft Minecraft Server

adult manga, alltime favorite, BETRAYAL, Cheating, dark storyline, Drama, emotional, explicit content, favorite manga, forbidden love, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, Love Triangle, manga genre, manga recommendation, Minecraft, NTR manga, NTRcraft, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Chimeras Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Votes:	9483	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending NTR manga come to life! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, heartbreak, and scandalous love triangles as you navigate through our crazy world. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy plot twists to keep you entertained? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

CraftyLove, event planning, friend’s partner, friendship boundaries, group dynamics, guest list, introverted partner, Minecraft, party invitations, personal relationships, relationship dynamics, Server, social gatherings, social interactions, social obligations, wedding attendance, wedding celebrations, wedding dilemma, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding invite, wedding planning

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Potions Brewed:	197	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a group of friends who are as tight as a creeper’s grip on its prey! We have a couple, a bunch of singles, and even an introverted player who prefers to mine alone like a hermit in a cave.

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships stronger than diamond armor! Just like the dilemma of inviting guests to a Minecraft wedding, we promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (hopefully just from TNT).

So come on over and join our server, where you can mine, craft, and navigate social dynamics just like in real life. Who needs diamonds when you have friendships as precious as emeralds? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!

MotherInLawNoTouch

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consent, emotional well being, Empathy, family dynamics, mother-in-law, MotherInLawNoTouch, past abuse, personal boundaries, personal space, physical boundaries, relationships, Respect, self-care, touchy person, Understanding, unwanted affection

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are respected and you can build your own virtual bubble of safety! Join us and escape the drama of unwanted affection and rear end smacks from your mother-in-law.

On our server, you can create your own world where no one can touch you without your consent, just like in real life (but with creepers instead of in-laws). Build a fortress of solitude where you can back away from any unwanted hugs and never have to explain your past trauma to anyone.

So why join our server? Because here, you’re the master of your own space and no one can make you feel like the AH for setting boundaries. Plus, we have virtual therapy llamas to help you work through any relationship strains caused by your mother-in-law’s touchy-feely antics. Come join us and build a world where personal space is sacred and drama-free!

SmartClassmateGoneLOL

ACADEMIC, academic prodigy, Brainy, Class, classmates, Disappearance, education, Enigma, GENIUS, gifted student, high achiever, intelligence, investigation, missing person, Mystery, puzzle, School, SmartClassmateGoneLOL, smartest classmate, top student, unsolved mystery

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	45
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	779
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Remember that one kid in class who always had the answer to every question? Well, on our Minecraft server, that kid turned into a genius Minecraft builder! He built a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon was jealous. Join our server and maybe you’ll unlock your inner Minecraft genius too! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Steve Jobs. Join now and let’s build some blocky masterpieces together!

SleepCraft: Dream or Die

biology, body functions, Brain, circadian rhythm, Consciousness, control, death, Die, dream, dreaming, FATIGUE, insomnia, Involuntary, mortality, neuroscience, rem sleep, REST, Sleep, sleep cycle, Sleepcraft, subconscious, Unconscious, Wake Up

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the tyranny of your own brain! our server is so lit, your brain will be too busy having a rave party to keep you asleep!

imagine building your dream castle while your brain is too busy trying to figure out how to dance the macarena in your dreams.

we have so many crazy adventures waiting for you, your brain won’t know what hit it! join now and show your brain who’s boss on our wacky minecraft server!

CoalTrainCarnage

air pollutants, air quality, asthma, coal, coal transportation, CoalTrainCarnage, environmental hazards, environmental impact, health risks, hospital admissions, Pollution, pollution effects, pollution exposure, premature mortality, public health, railroad tracks, Residents, respiratory diseases, respiratory issues, study, uncovered coal

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

come join our epic minecraft server where we have coal trains running through the land, giving you that extra challenge of dodging coal dust while building your epic creations! who needs clean air when you can have the thrill of potentially dying prematurely from all the pollutants? plus, our server is so lit that even the air pollutants are associated with increases in asthma-related episodes and hospital admissions – talk about a wild ride! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the coal train chaos!

Vanilla Icecream with a side of Chaos 1.20.6 EU Edition. No Hacks, No Resets, No worries!

#icecream, 1.20.6, alliances, Authenticity, Bases, building projects, Chaos, Community, creativity, Discord, Edition, GRIEFED.., Hacks, Minecraft, opportunities, regret, Resets, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Side, Skills, Staff, surprise encounters, Survival, Vanilla, Website, Wiki, worries

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Server Overview

IP	uneasyvanilla.com
Version	1.20.6

Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.

Here at UneasyVanilla we put an emphasis on authenticity. Staying true to Minecrafts original vision. You’ll find a 4+ year old world where your and other players’ imaginations have no limits. Your first time spawning, you’ll be stuck in a maze of lavacasts, as spawn has been griefed completely. Once you escape it, you’ll be able to build bases and explore!

While we embrace a sense of lawlessness, we believe in maintaining an environment for everyone. Our rules are straightforward, ensuring that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the integrity of our server (performance). Our dedicated staff actively work to ensure fairness, swiftly banning cheaters and keeping operations running.

Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you! Also join our community on Discord!

You can find us at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

Additionally feel free to explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or the server wiki to discover more about our server.

Experience the opportunities awaiting you on our vanilla Minecraft server available at UneasyVanilla.com Join us now, you won’t regret it!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Cheating and griefing are not allowed.
How long has the server been running?	Our server has been running for over 4 years.
Can I join the server without an invitation?	Yes, our server is open to all players.
Is there a Discord community for the server?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord