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Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Bad Luck, balding, baldness curse, baldness despair, baldness frustration, baldness gene, baldness genetics, baldness inheritance, baldness misfortune, baldness struggle, baldness woes, genetic predisposition, genetics, hair genetics, hair loss, Hereditary, male baldness, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, self-pity, smp, Steves, Unfortunate

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3003
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

I Miss You Terribly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Towns Built:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere and start serenading you with show tunes. That’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the best dancers and the skeletons mix the meanest cocktails. Will you be able to find it and join in on the party?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

SisWeddingNoShowCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, destination wedding, family drama, family expectations, financial constraints, maturity level, out of state travel, passive aggressive, personal boundaries, school schedule, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, SisWeddingNoShowCraft, social media conflict, Time management, wedding etiquette, wedding guest responsibilities, wedding planning, work-life balance

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ores Mined:	9440	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of adulting? Look no further than our server! We understand that life can get crazy with work, school, and family responsibilities. That’s why we offer a stress-free, drama-free environment where you can escape from it all and just have some fun.

Unlike some brides-to-be, we won’t block you on Facebook Messenger for not being able to drop everything and fly to Malibu for a wedding. We won’t guilt trip you for having to work or take care of your great grandma. We get it, life happens.

Join our server and let loose with some epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs a fancy wedding in Malibu when you can have a blast with us in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come on over and join the fun – because here, everyone is welcome, no matter what life throws your way!

JJK Ultimate

Adventure, Anime, anime-inspired, Chaos, Community, CURSE, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, gameplay, JJK Ultimate, jujutsu kaisen, Jujutsu Sorcerer, Magic, MCMMO, Minecraft, modded survival, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplaying, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4752	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5350
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23

JJK Ultimate is a modded survival server based on the hit anime Jujutsu Kaisen. Join in and choose your path! Defend humanity as a Jujutsu Sorcerer or cause chaos as a Curse!

104.243.44.234

Why Did She Do It? Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Towns Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2560
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Saars, the mischievous admin of this server, is constantly pulling pranks and causing mayhem for all the players. Why did she do it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment on this server!

Join us if you want to experience insane challenges like building a house out of exploding TNT blocks or surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig. Saars will keep you on your toes with her unpredictable events, like turning all the cows into dancing llamas or spawning a giant chicken that shoots fireballs.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and madness. You can also team up with other players to complete epic quests, like finding the legendary diamond sword of doom or taming a dragon to ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot and valuable resources.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and see if you can survive the madness of Saars!

””/Re-Cycle Minecraft SMP/””

#sustainability, earth-friendly, eco-friendly, environmental conservation, environmentalism, garbage disposal, green living, Minecraft, Recycle, recycle bins, recycling center, recycling initiatives, recycling program, reduce waste, reuse, smp, sustainable living, trash reduction, UPCYCLE, waste management, waste reduction, waste segregation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a real-life diamond (just kidding, it’s actually a plastic one), and don’t even get us started on the llama races!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of our custom-made jukebox tunes. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and post your favorite images of all the craziness that goes down in our server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

MILcraft BANished: AITA?

abusive behavior, aita, banished, Boundaries, controlling behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family dynamics, future in-laws, introverted, MIL, MILcraft, overprotective, parenting, protecting son, standing firm, stolen journal, tense relationships, Therapy, UNCOMFORTABLE, wedding drama

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful world! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those who have to deal with overbearing future mothers-in-law.

Imagine a world where you can ban annoying relatives from your virtual house without any consequences! On our server, you can stand up for your introverted son without worrying about your fiancée’s family drama. Plus, you can yell at virtual MILs for stealing journals without any real-life repercussions.

Join now and create your own family drama-free paradise in Minecraft! Protect your kids, build your dream world, and never let anyone tell you how to run your virtual household. Let’s ban together and show those meddling in-laws who’s boss in the virtual world!

CraftyMillionaire

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Animals Bred:	148
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Imagine finding a $1,000,000 in Minecraft! Well, on our server, that’s totally possible! Join us and start digging for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow because who knows, you might just stumble upon a virtual treasure chest filled with virtual cash! And hey, if you do find that $1,000,000, you can use it to buy all the virtual cake and virtual pets your heart desires. So why wait? Join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft millionaire!

Terrified of Creepers? Try TerraCraft, where even the Java code is scared!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	4120
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Towns Built:	1

TerraCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Owners	1aiden2, IAmSpade
Latest Update	1.18.2
World Border	60 million blocks

TerraCraft Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?

A: Yes, you can join with any version, although the server’s latest update is 1.18.2.

Q: What special features does the server world have?

A: The first 10,000 blocks are vanilla terrain, and after that, the world is generated by terralith and tectonic, adding an interesting twist.

Q: Are there any quality of life plugins on the server?

A: Yes, the server features plugins like Infinite Villager Trading, Carpet, MaxEnchantX, ViaFabric, and more.

Q: What are the key features of the server?

A: The server is open 24/7, allows one extra afk account per player for farms, and permits the use of mods like litematica for builds.

Q: What are the server rules?

No griefing
No stealing
No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
No intentional lag machines
Refrain from using derogatory terms
Contact server owners for concerns
Actual afk accounts only for whitelisting

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Fill out an application form on our application link and wait for approval from the server owners.

/数字/ – JP Vtubers Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, indies, Japanese VTubers, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtubers, 数字

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Japanese Vtubers and all things related. From Aogiri Highschool to Hololive, we’ve got it all! Ever wanted to attend a virtual idol concert or join a virtual reality ASMR session? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will blow your mind! Imagine a battle between Kizuna Ai and 774 inc over who gets the last diamond ore in the virtual world. Or picture a dance-off between members of VEE and Sinsogumi to see who has the best moves on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a virtual adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Special Minecraft SMP Moments

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	26	Votes:	1627
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island that can only be accessed by riding a unicorn through a rainbow portal. Once you’re there, you’ll be greeted by a friendly dragon who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

Join us now and become part of our wacky community where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust us, this server is special in all the best ways!