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Kino In-Spite Minecraft SMP

Apprentice, artistic choice, baldness, behaviour, Darth Vader, Deals, exaggerated, film stock, FILTERS, Funeral, Genetic, Hypocrite, inspite, Kino, liposuction, mentor, Minecraft, narrative thesis, outlandish, Roy Cohn, savage state of nature, smp, subjective truth, trump, winning, wordplay

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dimension Hops:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will make you want to jump right in!

Picture this: Trump and Roy Cohn as master and apprentice, but in Minecraft form. Trump starts off as a noob, but thanks to Roy’s teachings, he becomes the ultimate shark in the game. And just like in the movie, Roy mysteriously disappears halfway through, only to show up later dying of Minecraft AIDS. Trump, being the savage he is, abandons him immediately. Talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Imagine a scene where Roy Cohn’s funeral is happening while Trump is getting liposuctioned and having a scalp reduction to hide his baldness. It’s like a Minecraft version of Darth Vader’s funeral, but way more epic.

And let’s not forget about the insane wordplay and belief in doing anything to win. Truth is just a lower case word, subjective and up for grabs. It’s a savage state of nature in this Minecraft world, where only the most ruthless players come out on top.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and epic Minecraft battles, then join our SMP now! Who needs accuracy when you have this much fun? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Bald by Choice Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, bald, bald by choice, bald men, balding, balding men, balding options, balding remedies, balding solutions, baldness, Choice, Confidence, dating preferences, Femanons, male attractiveness, male grooming, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical appearance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, smp, societal standards

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	8757

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where baldness is not only accepted, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.

So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!

BaldCraft: Realistic Backgrounds

backgrounds, bald, bald and proud, bald beauty, bald community, bald fashion, bald head, bald humor, bald jokes, bald lifestyle, bald memes, bald men, bald pride, bald problems, bald struggles, bald women, BaldCraft, balding, baldness, benefits of being bald, Realistic, virtual backgrounds

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6492
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but that’s not all, oh no. they also discovered a secret portal that transported them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. yes, you heard that right. unicorns and rainbows. and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that on our server, being bald gives you special powers. yes, you heard that right. being bald makes you invincible and gives you the ability to fly like a majestic bald eagle. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

TurkeyCraft: Where Even Turkeys Get Hair Transplants!

baldness, beauty, Capital, cosmetic procedure, Destination, Follicles, hair, hair loss, hair restoration, hair transplant, Healthcare, healthcare industry, Istanbul, medical tourism, Procedure, Scalp, surgery, tourism, transplant surgery, transplants, turkey, TurkeyCraft, Turkeys, world

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2212
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Did you know that our Minecraft server is the turkey of all servers? That’s right, we’re the hair transplant capital of the Minecraft world! Join us and watch your pixelated locks grow thicker and more luxurious with every block you mine. Our virtual surgeons are top-notch and will have you looking like a blocky Brad Pitt in no time. So why wait? Join our server today and let the follicles fly!

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, gaming culture, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, troll, trolling, trolling community, trolling evolution, trolling history, trolling in chat rooms, trolling in competitive gaming, trolling in forums, trolling in gaming culture, trolling in multiplayer games, trolling in online communities, trolling in online games, trolling in social media, trolling in video games, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, video games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Villages Defended:	12	Towns Built:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Buildings Constructed:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ores Mined:	1167
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	62
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Votes:	4911
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Crops Grown:	5447	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Void Gems Collected:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Void Armor Forged:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	99	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!