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Kino In-Spite Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will make you want to jump right in!
Picture this: Trump and Roy Cohn as master and apprentice, but in Minecraft form. Trump starts off as a noob, but thanks to Roy’s teachings, he becomes the ultimate shark in the game. And just like in the movie, Roy mysteriously disappears halfway through, only to show up later dying of Minecraft AIDS. Trump, being the savage he is, abandons him immediately. Talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Imagine a scene where Roy Cohn’s funeral is happening while Trump is getting liposuctioned and having a scalp reduction to hide his baldness. It’s like a Minecraft version of Darth Vader’s funeral, but way more epic.

And let’s not forget about the insane wordplay and belief in doing anything to win. Truth is just a lower case word, subjective and up for grabs. It’s a savage state of nature in this Minecraft world, where only the most ruthless players come out on top.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and epic Minecraft battles, then join our SMP now! Who needs accuracy when you have this much fun? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Bald by Choice Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, bald, bald by choice, bald men, balding, balding men, balding options, balding remedies, balding solutions, baldness, Choice, Confidence, dating preferences, Femanons, male attractiveness, male grooming, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical appearance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, smp, societal standards

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where baldness is not only accepted, it’s encouraged!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.

So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!

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BaldCraft: Realistic Backgrounds

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but that’s not all, oh no. they also discovered a secret portal that transported them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. yes, you heard that right. unicorns and rainbows. and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that on our server, being bald gives you special powers. yes, you heard that right. being bald makes you invincible and gives you the ability to fly like a majestic bald eagle. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

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TurkeyCraft: Where Even Turkeys Get Hair Transplants!

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Did you know that our Minecraft server is the turkey of all servers? That’s right, we’re the hair transplant capital of the Minecraft world! Join us and watch your pixelated locks grow thicker and more luxurious with every block you mine. Our virtual surgeons are top-notch and will have you looking like a blocky Brad Pitt in no time. So why wait? Join our server today and let the follicles fly!

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Obsidian Peak

collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Events, Experience, Feedback, Gaming, Improvement, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Playerdriven, qualityoflife, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Tpa

Server Name	Obsidian Peak
Server Type	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features	/sethome /tpa /rtp Player-driven economy system Land claim to prevent griefing Shareable warps for shops and builds Discord events and community nights
Community Values	Teamwork, creativity, and collaboration
IP Address (Java)	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Bedrock Port	19132 (ONLY FOR BEDROCK PLAYERS)
Discord	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQs

1. How do I join the server? To join Obsidian Peak, simply connect to play.obsidianpeak.xyz on Java or use Bedrock Port 19132 for Bedrock players.

2. Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive experience for everyone.

3. Can I become a staff member? We are looking for new staff members and helpful community members. If you’re interested, reach out to us on Discord and let us know how you can contribute to the server.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed in certain designated areas on the server. Please respect other players and their gameplay preferences.

5. How can I contribute to the server’s development? We value feedback and suggestions from our community. Feel free to share your ideas on Discord or with the server staff to help us improve the server.

6. Can I play with friends on different platforms? Yes, Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing you to play with friends on different platforms seamlessly.

7. How can I report a player for misconduct? If you encounter a player breaking the rules or behaving inappropriately, please report them to a staff member on Discord or through in-game chat.

Eternal Abyss Realm 1.20.4

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Yo, bro, have you ever wondered why Devilman never got a real anime adaptation? Like, what’s up with that? But listen, forget about all that drama because you need to join this Minecraft server ASAP!
We got creepers exploding like the plot holes in Devilman adaptations, and zombies coming at you faster than fans demanding a faithful anime version.

Build your own Devilman-inspired world where you can unleash your inner demon and create chaos like Satan himself.

Don’t miss out on this server that’s more devilishly fun than watching another disappointing adaptation. Join now and let’s raise hell together!

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DadSaidSoButIAmRich

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama over inheritance? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual fortune! Our server is filled with treasure chests waiting to be looted, epic quests to embark on, and virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.
Forget about splitting investment accounts with your siblings – on our server, you can hoard all the diamonds and emeralds for yourself! No need to worry about mortgage payments or motorhome maintenance, because in this virtual world, you’re the king (or queen) of your own castle.

Join us now and show your family who’s the real boss! Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sharing your loot – after all, you’re the one who’s been grinding in the mines while they’ve been lounging around on disability. Embrace your inner treasure hunter and conquer our Minecraft server today!

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MineCraftCorpFreeGov

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Tired of dealing with greedy corporations and their shady dealings in politics? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and help us overthrow the corrupt politicians by building giant pixelated protests outside their virtual offices. Use your diamond pickaxe to mine for justice and create a world where democracy reigns supreme! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will make a surprise appearance and drop stacks of emeralds for all the players who join. So come on, let’s mine our way to a better future together!

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Sun & Shock: Electric Survival

#sustainability, climate change, Electric, electric power, Electricity Supply, electrified homes, energy efficiency, energy sources, environmental impact, findings, Homes, mixed energy sources, power grid, renewable energy, research, resilience, shock, solar power, summer heat waves, Sun, Survival, Vulnerability, winter outages, winter storms

join dis minecraft server cuz we got houses powred by da sun and electricity, so u can be safe during da summer heat waves. but watch out cuz in da winter storms, dese houses are vulnerable af. fully electrified homes be gettin wrecked three times more den dem mixed energy homes. so come join da chaos and see if u can survive da elements in dis crazy server!

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Funfest perfect anarchy for survival server minecraft

Anarchy, Events, Fight, funfest, lutai, Minecraft, perfect, Players, Resources, Server, Survival

Funfest perfect anarchy for survival against players, go to events and lutai a bunch of resources, fight against players

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The Pen

auction house, Bounties, Discord, earn money, Gangs, Guards, hidden quests, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, solitary confinement, Swords
Discord https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk

Server IP play.thepen-mc.net

Overview

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

This Minecraft server aims to recreate the classic prison server experience from the early days of Minecraft. Players will have to grind, participate in PVP, and work together to progress within the prison.

What makes this server different?
- Become a Parolee and leave the prison
- Prestiges – Earn special rewards after reaching the top rank
- Guards who assist and protect new players
- Quests for extra cash or special items
- Gangs – Join and compete with rival gangs
- Illegal items – Swords and Potions are prohibited
- The grind – Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell
- Rent prison cell or plot for storage or build a shop
- Various ways to earn money – Fishing, Farming, Mining
FAQ

What are the Ranks?
- A – Default Prisoner
- B – $25,000
- C – $80,000
- D – $250,000
- E – $800,000
- Parolee – $1,500,000
- Citizen – $2,000,000
- Guard – Ensures safety of Prisoners
- SrGuard – Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
- Warden – Administrator Position
- SrWarden – Senior Administrator Position
What’s a Guard?

Guards enforce rules and maintain order in the prison. They protect new players and enforce rules such as no PVP, swords, potions, or bows. Breaking the rules in front of a Guard can result in consequences.

We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

Discord https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk

Server IP play.thepen-mc.net
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Epic Quest Realm 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, challenge, Code, Competition, Contest, entry, Epic, Friend, full, Fun, Game, Hunger Games, image, inherited, Luigi, Miserable Mansion, name.., Play, Quest, Realm, Start, Thread, Thrilling

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Just post an image and give it a name to enter the Hunger Games thread. But wait, there’s more – only one entry per person until I ask, so make it count! The first 24 players are in and the game starts when we’re full, so don’t miss out on the action! And get this, our pal Luigi inherited a Miserable Mansion code – who knows what kind of crazy adventures await in there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

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RoomlessRageCraft

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Are you tired of being treated like a third wheel on family trips? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can have your own private space without any annoying teenagers or couples getting in your way? Look no further, because our server is the perfect getaway for stressed-out adults looking for some peace and quiet.
Join us for a virtual vacation where you can build your own luxurious mansion, complete with a spa, pool, and private bedroom with a lock on the door! No more sleeping on couches or bunking with teenagers – on our server, you are the VIP guest who deserves the best.

Don’t let your family’s lack of consideration ruin your vacation plans – join our server and escape to a world where you are the star of the show. Who needs a crowded house full of couples when you can have your own virtual paradise? Come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

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RedditHorrorCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and bland landscapes? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day with a wild and wacky world that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure!
Join us on our server for a chance to encounter the legendary Ender Chicken, a fearsome beast that roams the land and lays explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your house) to smithereens! Or how about a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing?

But beware, for our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself haunts our virtual halls, ready to jumpscare unsuspecting players and turn their world upside down. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

FAQs

Overview

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FAQ

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