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Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

Asshole, cruel messages, DATING, dating apps, dating pool, Disclosure, discrimination, harsh feedback, Honesty, INTIMATE, judgement, lose-lose situation, medical issue, Penecraft, Penectomy, personal boundaries, prime age, relationships, secret, self worth, sensitive subject, stigma, unshared

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	235
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Star Shards Collected:	209
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

BossBattleMinecraftSMP

abusive boss, bad management, BossBattleMinecraftSMP, bullying at work, demoralizing leadership, difficult supervisor, disrespectful behavior., hostile work environment, incompetent leadership, lack of communication, micromanaging, negative workplace culture, oppressive boss, poor leadership skills, toxic work environment, tyrannical manager, unfair treatment, unprofessional behavior, unreasonable demands, unsupportive manager, worst boss

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
New Chunks Explored:	817940	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Items Found:	4463
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Are you tired of dealing with terrible bosses in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only boss you have to worry about is the Ender Dragon. And let’s be real, at least the Ender Dragon won’t make you stay late on a Friday night for no reason.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a hug. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas. Trust us, you won’t find that in any other SMP.

So if you’re ready to escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of chaos, adventure, and questionable llama fashion choices, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZombieSlayer69

apocalypse survival, Axe, bow and arrow, Crossbow, Defense, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, self defense, Shotgun, strategy, Survival, sword, weapon of choice, zombie apocalypse, zombies, ZombieSlayer69

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!

MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8808	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded

aligning, Appearance, children, consent, distressed parents, gender, Gender Identity, genitalia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inappropriate, informed consent, intersex, IntersexCraft, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, non-consensual surgery, NoSurgNeeded, parents, researchers, sex-normalising surgeries, surgeries on children, surgery

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	5

join dis server if u want to experience da most epic and insane adventures in minecraft! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns dat poop diamonds, and a secret underground village of talking potatoes!

we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!

so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!

Brickband SMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

Active, Adventure, apply, BrickBand, building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, dancing, Discord, dynamic, Enjoy, Established, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Mature, Medieval, Players, Realm, Resist, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	5245
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Enchantments Applied:	198

Brickband SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Brickband SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Server Theme	Medieval
Contact	Discord: flimsyflops #0485

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join Brickband SMP?

To apply, add the server owner on Discord at flimsyflops #0485.

What is the goal of the server?

The goal is to create a huge medieval style world similar to Hermitcraft, focusing on building and community interaction.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is generally discouraged, but some players may choose to engage in consensual PvP activities.

Are there any server rules?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate removal from the server.

Are there any banned items or mods?

Certain mods or items may be restricted to maintain the integrity of the server. A list of banned items and mods will be provided upon joining.

How often is the server reset or wiped?

As of now, there are no plans for server resets or wipes. The focus is on building a long-term world for players to enjoy.

Are there any server events or competitions?

Yes, the server may host events and competitions periodically to engage players and foster community interaction.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to invite friends to join the server, as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

anchovies, Cheese, Country, crust, cuisine, Delivery, favourite pizza, Food, local ], Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, peppers, Pineapple, pizza, Pizzacraft, Sauce, SAUSAGE, Server, toppings, Traditional

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old pizza toppings? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a pizza block that you can mine and customize with all sorts of crazy toppings like diamond pepperoni and obsidian olives! Join us and create the most epic pizza in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who are experts in cheese-making. They will teach you how to craft the most delicious cheese in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to make your pizzas extra cheesy and irresistible.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited pizza-making powers. Will you be the one to uncover this cheesy treasure?

So come join our wacky and delicious Minecraft server, where the pizzas are hot, the cheese is gooey, and the adventures are endless!

SMPHonkaiCraft – Minecraft SMP #998 – Honkai Impact 3rd Edition

3rd, abyss, CN supply, Concept Animation, Dimming Shadows, Edition, Event, Fading Dreams, hig, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Impact, Jovial Deception, Legend of the Seven Shus, MA cycles, Minecraft, s-rank battlesuit, Shadowdimmer, Shattered Swords VN, smp, SMPHonkaiCraft, Summertime Reminiscences, Venerable Seven Shus

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Our community is filled with players who are as dedicated to the game as a diamond miner in a cave.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map, just waiting for you to discover. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of diamonds!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of leather armor? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

SisInLawShowdown Minecraft Server

bedroom makeover, Communication Issues, decorating, family dynamics, Home decor, home improvement, household projects, marital discord, Minecraft, negative attitude, passive aggressive behavior, proving a point, relationship problems, Renovations, seeking validation, sensor lights, Server, SisInLawShowdown, sister-in-law approval, smart home technology, video sharing, wife’s reactions

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Animals Bred:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the negativity of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a world where your amazing builds are appreciated and praised, unlike the unimpressed wife in this story.

Imagine a world where every block you place is met with cheers and applause, where even the simplest redstone contraption is hailed as a stroke of genius. No more eye rolls or sarcastic comments about your pixelated creations – only love and support from your fellow players.

Join now and experience a virtual paradise where your building skills are celebrated and your creativity knows no bounds. Build that strip light under your bed without fear of criticism, because on our server, you’re a Minecraft mastermind worthy of admiration.

Don’t let the negativity of real life bring you down – escape to our server and bask in the glory of your epic builds. Who needs a grumpy wife when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts cheering you on? Join today and leave the haters behind!

LaundryNoobGF – Teach her the Minecraft laundry system!

adulting, Communication Issues, Laundry, laundry advice, laundry arguments, laundry disagreements, laundry disputes, laundry etiquette, laundry guidance, laundry habits, laundry help, laundry instructions, laundry management, laundry mistakes, laundry organization, laundry solutions, laundry sorting, laundry tips, LaundryNoobGF, Minecraft, relationship conflict, RESPONSIBILITY, System, teach

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laundry drama is just as intense as in real life! Join us for a wild ride of separating light, dark, and colorful blocks to avoid any unwanted stains.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to practice their strategic thinking skills, because let’s be real, if you can’t handle laundry sorting, how will you survive in the world of Minecraft?

Join us for a chance to defend yourself against accusations of ruining someone’s favorite undies with a red sweater. Who knew virtual laundry could be so dramatic?

And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a fully functional toilet flush system, just in case you need to take a break from all the laundry chaos. So come on in and prove to the world that you can handle the pressure of Minecraft laundry etiquette!