We got pixelated blocks for days and mobs that will make you question your sanity.
Plus, who needs hair when you can build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss?
Join us and let your inner blocky adventurer shine, balding or not!
But beware, there may be unexpected plot twists along the way – like a comedian with severe nerve damage trying to help out, or a stepson who thinks he deserves a medal for answering the door for a McDonald’s delivery.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of family DIY projects and fast food drama. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no family relationships will be harmed in the making of this Minecraft server!
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my step-grandson’s unsettling behavior. From laughing at inappropriate times to staring for way too long, our server is full of surprises.
And if you’re into touching people without their consent, well, our server is definitely the place for you! Just like my step-grandson, you can fixate on certain body parts and refuse to stop, no matter how many times you’re asked.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Just remember, if you’re not as creepy as my step-grandson, you might not fit in.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper King” who roams the land, terrorizing players with his explosive personality. Can you defeat him and claim the title of Creeper Slayer?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps galore. Will you be brave enough to venture down into the depths and claim the riches that await?
So say goodbye to mainstream music and hello to a world of adventure and chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
but wait, dere’s more! if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with diamond swords! u gonna be da hero of da minecraft world, savin’ villagers from zombie invasions and buildin’ epic castles made of chocolate blocks!
so what u waitin’ for? come join dis amazin’ minecraft server and live out ur wildest dreams! trust me, u won’t regret it!
Version 1.19.2
| Overview |
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| Lead your own historical country and do whatever you want with it. Claimed territory is protected. Integrated Economy. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the theme of the server? | The server is set during the Cold War period (1950s-1990s) where NATO and Warsaw Pact nations, as well as the United States and Soviet Union, battle for supremacy. |
| How many mods does the server have? | The server has 150 mods including Mekanism, Create, Immersive Engineering, Building Mods, Vehicles, Drugs, and Guns/Muskets. |
| Can players choose their playstyle? | Players have the freedom to choose whether they want to play peacefully or aggressively. |
| Where can I view the modlist? | You can view the modlist here. |
| What is the server IP address? | The server IP address is coldwar.minecraft.bz. |
| Where can I find more information about the server and modpack? | You can join the Discord server here. |
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Piggyback Racing League” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flying chickens. It’s a wild ride, literally!
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself! And remember, Michael Zaki is not invited.
Join us and experience the madness of turning cats into bats and watching them battle it out in epic showdowns. And don’t worry about things getting too heavy, because our server is so efficient that even Rust and C++ are jealous of our coding skills.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and see why everyone is talking about the craziness that is duf. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite animal hybrid to unleash in the ultimate battle for supremacy!
