We got pixelated blocks for days and mobs that will make you question your sanity.
Plus, who needs hair when you can build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss?
Join us and let your inner blocky adventurer shine, balding or not!
Just like the free room and board Lanie got, our server offers freebies galore – from unlimited resources to access to rare items that will make your friends green with envy. And just like Lanie’s summer job money, you can earn in-game currency to splurge on the coolest gear and upgrades.
But beware, just like Lanie’s sister, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be the hero like Maria, who saves the day and wins everyone’s hearts? Or will you be the villain like Lanie, causing chaos and drama at every turn?
Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the craziness and come out on top. Who needs a summer job when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.
Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find hidden treasures, battle evil mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Need a break from all the action? Relax on our pixelated beaches or take a dip in our lava-filled hot springs.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!
So why waste your time on boring travel destinations when you can experience the trip of a lifetime on our Minecraft server? Pack your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more!
Our greatest inspiration is the Hermitcraft server, and we put a lot of focus on fostering a tight-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, competitive fighter, humble farmer, or simply looking for a place to call home, Onyx SMP offers something for everyone.
Our server has an array of enticing features! From special districts (think shopping, minigames…) to monthly building challenges, quests, special events, and even an MCC-inspired championship!
Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it doesn’t require you to download any mods but still offers a plethora of quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks.
| Plugins |
|---|
| CoreProtect |
| Graves |
| Anti-creeper grief |
| EssentialsX |
| VanillaTweeks |
| Dynmap |
| DiscordSRV |
| HeadDatabase |
| Blaze&Caves Advancements |
| Brewery |
Since the Onyx SMP is all about fostering a tight-knit, safe, and creative community, we will only be accepting great applications. We are looking for effort, passion, and care when we read your application. You get out what you put in. Keep that in mind.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask!
Join us on this epic adventure as we explore a world that defies all logic and reason. You’ll be amazed at the stunning landscapes that seamlessly blend into the play area, making you feel like you’re in a never-ending paradise.
But beware, if you try to venture beyond the boundaries, you won’t just hit a wall or fall off a cliff. Oh no, our server has a little surprise for those who dare to defy the rules. Let’s just say you might end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers sing show tunes.
So come join us on this mind-bending journey and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! We might even start a group if things really start popping off. All creators of AI music, PMVs, captions, edits, and anything else you can think of are welcome to join our wild and wacky community.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire with our insane creativity! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary 058e527d506b76635d70b08edf000953cd28bd618166b207ace91621a649e41231 hidden somewhere in our server. 😉🔥
Join our server and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blocks just like I had to clean up my entire house as a kid. But don’t worry, we promise not to make you keep your younger siblings in line – unless you want to, of course!
Just like my dad making my mom pay child support, we’ll make sure you pay your dues in the form of in-game currency. And if you ever forget about your virtual responsibilities, we’ll be sure to remind you just like my mom forgot about us.
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity just like my family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
