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The Balding Explorer 1.21

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Yo, forget about my man’s balding head, come join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life!

We got pixelated blocks for days and mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Plus, who needs hair when you can build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss?

Join us and let your inner blocky adventurer shine, balding or not!

Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Void Gems Collected:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mines Excavated:	2335
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crops Grown:	8838	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Potions Brewed:	155
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7764	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5022
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

Minecrafty McLeaguey – Where LOL meets Minecraft in the most epic way possible!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Potions Brewed:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will battle it out in a Blood Moon showdown like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is constantly updated with the latest patch notes and PBE updates, so you’ll always be ahead of the game. Check out our builds and account stats to dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our model viewer lets you see your favorite champions in all their glory, and our OP pastebin has all the insider tips and tricks you need to become a Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you!

RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Towns Built:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-warping Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the laws of physics don’t apply, where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. This server is like stepping into a psychedelic wonderland where anything is possible.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.

GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8740	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mines Excavated:	2123	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the battles in Gundam Seed/Destiny? Look no further, because our server is like the Strike Freedom of the Minecraft world – OP AF!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mobile suit while dodging creepers and zombies like a true Coordinator. Our OP OPs and EDs will have you feeling like you’re piloting the Freedom Gundam itself, soaring through the skies and taking down enemies left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Gundam Seed/Destiny Minecraft adventure. Trust us, it’s so good even Lacus Clyne would approve.

Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Animals Bred:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	108	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of big black cats? Look no further, because our server was literally built for bbc – that’s right, Big Black Cats! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft, and they’re just waiting for you to come and tame them.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your Minecraft career. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way – maybe even a Big Black Cat riding a Diamond Chicken!