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The Balding Explorer 1.21

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	62	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, forget about my man’s balding head, come join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life!

We got pixelated blocks for days and mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Plus, who needs hair when you can build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss?

Join us and let your inner blocky adventurer shine, balding or not!

Anarchy SMP

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	266
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Anarchy 24/7 Vanilla with no Commands. 167.114.216.96:25622 Join our server to play Vanilla Minecraft with no extra features… Keep inventory disabled PVP enabled Raiding, Grieving allowed Mob grieving disabled

167.114.216.96:25622

Stunbox

Arena Pvp, Beta, Big Map, Box, Events, free, Massivepvp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Ores Mined:	2169	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mines Excavated:	2032	Chimeras Created:	1

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InfiniteSMP.Live

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2482	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

InfiniteSMP.Live | Space/Survival/Factions/Bending/Movecraft/Spaceships/Vehicles/Lore/Dungeons/Bloodmoon/PVP/KitPVP

Expand your horizon with the most immersive survival Minecraft server yet. Navigate through space in your spacecraft, visit unique planets, survive dangerous dungeons, follow a story, wage a faction war, discover unparalleled power, and much, much more.

infinitesmp.live:25561

MedievalKingdomsSMP

Economy, MCMMO

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5705	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome To Medieval Kingdoms SMP note we are still in BETA! We will very much enjoy your company on the server!

158.69.107.177

Hasansmp

Bed wars, OneBlock, PvP Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Server IP: hasannetwork.tk:45275

hasannetwork.tk:45275

¤ XenonCraft ¤ – Mini-Games From 1.1 to 1.12 ♡ Minecraft server

Bed wars, Hide and seek, Hunger Games, Maniac, Parkour, Sky Wars, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2604	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Address: Xenoncraft.ruPort: 19132Version: 1.1-1.12Autodonat: http://Xenoncraft.ruServer group – http://vk.com/xenoncraft_pe

How to get VIP for free?1) Play on the server for about 5 hours2) Enter the command /bonusYou can also get a free case3) Wait for the VIP to be issued

On our server you will find:– Beautiful and convenient spawn with a store!– Responsive Administration!– Lots of plugins that are not found anywhere else!– Awesome parkour near the spawn! And other goodies!– Different arenas and clans! Create your own clan, gather your friends and lead it to victory in the battle of clans, which will be held once a week!– Newbie set! If you find it difficult to develop – /kit

xenoncraft.ru:19132

Norlanda

Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

NORLANDA Norlanda is a Roleplay (Not really just the roles) Minecraft server that is city-like. The server runs off of Bisect Hosting.

This server you will find a great time living in Norlanda and just having fun with others. There will be events every once in a while. You can even Morph into stuff! And there is no buying Ranks you can just earn them! You could either be a Knight, an Army Leader, a even a Prince or a Princess.

Minecraft: Java Edition 1.16.5 Discord: discord.gg/3shVFpQ4dV

NOTE: Server is kind of in need of more players, we need more opinions and make our server more alive as well, so if you consider at least joining the discord it would make a whole difference, thanks

198.55.117.236

Toremc

Bed wars, Faction Survival, FullPvP, Kits, No Premium, Premium, Survival, Tntrun

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

mc.toremc.de

⭐️ SloganMC – Finally a normal server ⭐️ Minecraft server

Bed wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Parkour, Sky Wars, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

SloganMC is a balanced and cozy server that you were definitely looking for! There are a lot of different and unique mini-games on our server! For example, land.io or tukkon about a capybara. On our server there are no admins for 5 rubles and other crap, There is no byte for donation which will give you only a prefix and a fly. All the plugins on this server are homemade, and the maps are built manually by a team of builders. Good luck playing on the server!

sloganmc.ru

Edad Imperial

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Votes:	9224

Imperial Age is a survival game where you must bring out your survival skills, since outside the protections you can die at the hands of strong mobs or players who only want to exterminate you. If you want a real and fun challenge, don’t hesitate to join us.

Can you endure a blood moon? Only God and the Virgin will know that.

play.edadimperial.com