We got pixelated blocks for days and mobs that will make you question your sanity.
Plus, who needs hair when you can build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss?
Join us and let your inner blocky adventurer shine, balding or not!
Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.
And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!
Join us if you want to test your Norwood level and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the trees fight back. That’s right, the trees in our server are sentient and they’re not too happy about being chopped down.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?
So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Norwood champion or the llama whisperer of your dreams!
> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!
> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!
> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!
> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!
> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by our balding businessman character, who is always up to some crazy antics. Whether he’s building a skyscraper out of diamonds or organizing a prank war with the other players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this businessman has a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?
So come on, join our server and embark on a wild adventure with our mysterious businessman character. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
Season 4! We are the best Minecraft: Java Edition server allowing offline/cracked mode players! We try to stay more vanilla but have better quality-of-life features that make our server much better than others.
bonksmp.ddns.net
Newest MINECRAFT SERVER for Java and Bedrock players! Come play now!
– Both Java and Bedrock – Java version 1.16 – 1.20+ – Puerto Bedrock: 19132
boolymc.net
Join us and experience a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. No more dealing with kids who can’t handle losing in a PvP match or constantly asking for free items.
So come on, join our server and leave those pesky kids behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with fellow mature players who understand the true meaning of Minecraft. And remember, age is just a number, but on our server, it’s the key to a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience.
Join our server and experience the thrill of walking freely through our meticulously crafted cities. But be warned, the streets are not as safe as they seem. Rumor has it that there’s a gang of mischievous chickens running amok, stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim your precious loot?
So why wait? Join our server today and strut your stuff in our walkable cities. Who knows what adventures await you around every corner!
SimpleLife Offers: – Survival Multiplayer – PvP (PvP Arena Crates Every 2 Hours) – Boss Fights (Every 2 Hours) – Ranked Crates – Earnable Ranks – 400+ Unique Enchantments – Jobs (Includes Points Shop) – Player Shops (Rent Vendors Out At Spawn) – Player Warps – Spawn Market
SimpleLife offers the most simple but unique survival experience, giving you that amazing small community vibe back when servers were super fun. Remember we are a brand new server and we look to expand so much on advertising pulling in an insane amount of players! Get a jump start and get ahead of everyone else!
SimpleLifeSMP.mc.gg
Zoom MC: Where Adventure Awaits! Welcome to Zoom MC, your gateway to thrilling adventures in the treacherous lands of Lifesteal. What Awaits You: Lifesteal Realm: Step into a world where every heartbeat matters. In this survival-like gamemode, PvP is the name of the game. Fight for your life, but beware—dying means losing hearts and facing a temporary death ban. No claims here; your builds are exposed to the wilds! Zoom MC awaits. Sharpen your sword, gather your wits, and let the battle commence!
g2.moonodes.net:26006
These girls are like a mix of Martha Stewart and Bear Grylls, they can build a cozy cabin one minute and then go wrestle a creeper the next. And don’t even get me started on their fashion sense – they’ve got diamond armor for days and they know how to werk it!
But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic events we host. From lava surfing competitions to zombie dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join the fun and see what the hell is wrong with these girls – in the best way possible!
Join us for a wild ride with our quirky streamers like Raki Kazuki, who will serenade you with ASMR karaoke while playing rhythm games. Or how about Lottie Shinju, the silly girly girl who will make you laugh with her creative streams and zatsu antics?
But wait, there’s more! Chiaki Katsumi will take you on epic gaming adventures with pre-game zatsu, while Miuna Usako will give you the delulu GFE experience you never knew you needed.
And let’s not forget about our original songs and covers that will have you grooving all night long. From Raki’s “RAKTOBER” to Miuna’s “I Need You,” there’s something for everyone on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the PixelLink family, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the blocky world!
Cross-play and via versions 1.17 to 1.20.2, Multiverse, several worlds: SMP/easy, Anarchy/hard, Creative, OneBlock, Mini Games and Mines! We have Skills, Stats, Abilities, Ranks, Claims, Crates, mega grinder, player shops, chest shops, server shop, auction house, casino, arcade, jail system, trading hall, several PVP colosseums, nations, wars, drugs, vehicles coming soon! Discord and proximity voice chat. All friendly players & staff! If you’re on Bedrock, port 25565
mc.jrmint32.com
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Player Count | 15-20 active players |
| Features | Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, enduring friendships |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules are outlined in our Discord server.
While the server is semi-vanilla, there are some plugins in place to enhance gameplay and provide certain features. These plugins are carefully selected to maintain the essence of Minecraft.
No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. We value creativity and community, and any form of griefing will result in immediate action taken by our staff.