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Pay2PlayLove

alternating paying, awkward situations, cafe, clear communication, Communication, DATING, discussing finances, Expectations, feeling appreciated, finances, groceries, healthy relationship, initiating payments, love, Pay2PlayLove, paying for each other, relationship, Resentment, small gestures, splitting the bill

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where we believe in the “you get this one, I’ll get the next” approach to finances!

Join our server and experience the thrill of alternating paying for coffee and snacks with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a latte instead?

Don’t worry about feeling like everything is too calculative, we promise to keep the financial drama to a minimum. Plus, we have epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over to our server and let us treat you like the queen (or king) that you are! Just make sure to bring your own pickaxe, because we don’t split those 50/50. 😉

BlockyKids Minecraft Server

BlockyKids, breaking the cycle, child abuse, Child protection, community support, domestic violence, effects of abuse, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, healing from abuse, hidden abuse, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, protective factors, psychological abuse, reporting abuse, Server, sexual abuse, signs of abuse, Trauma, vulnerable children

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8807	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Towns Built:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Animals Bred:	107
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we abuse is our addiction to building epic creations! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find your way inside, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Slayer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, the only thing we abuse here is our love for all things Minecraft!

SoberCraft: $100K Challenge

000, 100, 100k, addiction, challenge, Decision making, financial freedom, financial gain, Financial Security, health, lifestyle change, long term benefits, mental clarity, Moderation, MONEY, personal choice, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, SoberCraft, Sobriety, substance abuse, temptation, wealth

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions and ale in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can earn $100,000 in game currency, but the catch is you can never get drunk or high again. Say goodbye to those pesky potion effects and hello to a bank account full of virtual riches! Who needs a buzz when you’ve got a virtual mansion to build, am I right? Join now and start building your sober empire!

CraftyCash or ScrewItCraft

aging, CraftyCash, financial choices, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial future, Financial goals, financial habits, financial mindset, financial mindset shift, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, money attitude, money management, personal finance, Retirement, ScrewItCraft, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5068
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mines Excavated:	1135	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

join our epic minecraft server where you can either become the richest player ever or just throw all your diamonds into lava and say “fuck it” like a true rebel. we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin and dress up as chickens on weekends. our admin once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun and somehow survived. come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who needs money when you can have this much fun?

SleepyCraft: InsulinResistFun

Cardiometabolic Risk, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular risk, chronic conditions, Comprehensive Review, diabetes, Elevated Risk, Endocrine System, Hypoxia, Hypoxia-Induced Insulin Resistance, insulin resistance, InsulinResistFun, metabolic syndrome, obesity, obstructive sleep apnea, Patients, Respiratory Disorders, review, sleep apnea, Sleep Apnea Treatment, sleep disorders, SleepyCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

lol come join our minecraft server where we have hypoxia-induced insulin resistance mediating the elevated cardiovascular risk!! it’s like a rollercoaster for your heart, but in minecraft form!!

we have patients with obstructive sleep apnea running around causing chaos and havoc, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!!

our comprehensive review of the situation will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game!!

so come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!! who knew cardiovascular risk could be so entertaining??

Elysian Shores

1.20.X, Clan Wars, Economy, Fly, in-game currency, multiplayer, non-p2w, PvP, Survival, Tournaments

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	109
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Survival Multiplayer | 1.20.x | PvP Clan Wars and tournaments!

Join to discover a non p2w experience featuring some usefull mechanics like /fly for free only using in game currency

ElysianShores.mysrv.us

Welcome to the Republic of Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!

Basovia, Choices, city, Community, computers, continent, Crafty, Development, discord server, Download, Dynmap, infos, Infrastructure, Ip:, ISLAND, join the discord, large city, Modded, Mods, Republic, Rural, sign pack, urbanization, weather

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Basovia Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Kindof a placeholder?
Description	Basovia is a server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure. It is set on a 2km x 2km island/continent.
Links	Discord server Dynmap Mods download* Sign pack download*
IP	68.71.47.77:25793

* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

FAQ

1. What is the main focus of Basovia server?

The main focus of Basovia server is development, urbanization, and infrastructure building.

2. How big is the island/continent on which the server is set?

The island/continent is 2km x 2km in size.

3. Can players choose to live in developed or rural areas?

Yes, players can choose to live in developed areas to help them grow or start a community in rural regions and build a large city away from developed areas.

4. Where can I download the required mods and sign pack?

You can download the mods and sign pack from the provided links in the overview section or join the server’s discord and download them from #infos channel.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Towns Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6706

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!