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80s Jams & Country Tunes Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Farms Harvested:	865	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	2824	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cat! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server so LEGENDARY that even Notch himself couldn’t resist joining. The players were so skilled that they could build entire castles in the blink of an eye, and the diamonds flowed like water from a never-ending waterfall.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Picture this: a zombie riding a chicken, wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, you read that right. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a herd of rainbow sheep frolicking in a field of GLOWING obsidian.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the MAGIC for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman who loves to dance to 80s music from your country!

Questing Dragons: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Animals Bred:	34	Void Armor Forged:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have dragons that actually listen to you and don’t just fly around aimlessly like in Final Fantasy. Our fanbase consists of well-adjusted normal people who have somehow managed to avoid the drama and chaos that seems to follow Final Fantasy everywhere it goes.

Join us and experience a world where dragons are actually helpful companions, not just random encounters that you have to fight. Our server is a safe haven from the never-ending disasters and lack of good will that seems to plague the Final Fantasy universe.

So come on over and join us for a fantasy experience like no other, where you can actually trust the dragons and the community to have your back. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

BabyCraft: Where even childbirth is an adventure!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Void Gems Collected:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the wild and wacky world of Sparta! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of living in separate households from your spouse, because who needs traditional marriage anyways? Monogamy is so last season!

But wait, there’s more! In our server, you can train your children to be warriors starting at the ripe old age of 7. Watch as they battle it out in epic PvP matches, all while avoiding the fate of ugly children who are unfortunately killed at birth.

With 3/4ths of our society enslaved, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and join us for a truly psychopathic experience that you won’t soon forget. Who needs Athenian society when you can have all this excitement in Sparta?

MineRim – Crafty Colonists United

#gamer, Amazon, Book, c:dda, Colonists, Crafty, Cube, df, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Fandom, Game Dev, games, Guide, Links, loverslab, manage mods, MineRim, minimize problems, mod load orders, mod performance, modlist, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, op, pastebin, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, Pirate, Rentry, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Spreadsheet, steamcommunity, tynan’s amazing book, United, yayo modlist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	62
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants in! Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make you say “WOW!”

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods that will have you soaring through the skies like a pro. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cube of Power that will grant you unimaginable abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Tynan Sylvester himself plays on it. Yes, the creator of Rimworld! And rumor has it, he’s building a secret base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the universe. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a wild ride from here on out!

Blocky Identity Crisis

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where alphas, betas, gammas, deltas, and omegas all come together to build, survive, and thrive in a virtual world like no other!

Are you tired of being labeled as just an alpha or beta? Well, here on our server, we hardly even believe in the concept of sigmas! It’s a whole new level of existence where everyone is unique and valued for their individual quirks.

Join us and you’ll find a community of gammas, autists, schizos, and even some omegas who bring a whole new level of excitement and creativity to the game. Who needs boring old alphas when you can have a mix of personalities that will keep you on your toes?

Are you a delta who’s tired of being labeled as a normie? Do you have a job and know how to socialize, but just lack apathy? Well, you’ll fit right in here! We celebrate diversity and uniqueness in all its forms.

So come on, embrace your inner omega (or whatever you identify as) and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed!

Blocky Babes and Beautiful Builds

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6833	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4727	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the beauty of the world will leave you speechless! Join us and experience gorgeous landscapes that will make you question why the world is so beautiful!

Our server is filled with magical creatures that will make you wonder if you’ve entered a fairy tale. From unicorns prancing through the forests to dragons soaring through the skies, you’ll never know what fantastical creature you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, a majestic creature that roams the land in search of shiny treasures. Will you be lucky enough to spot this rare and elusive animal?

Join us on our server and prepare to be amazed by the beauty and wonder that awaits you. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to why she is so beautiful!

CompliCraft: Where even the creepers say something nice about her

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s mane and the mobs are as friendly as a pack of puppies! Join us on this wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds the size of your head, and ride on flying pigs through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you how to dance like nobody’s watching. And rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why should you join our server? Because here, you can be anything you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama wrangler. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Colombians: Where You Can Mine and Date Latinas!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you’ll find more excitement than dating a Latina from Colombia! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing challenges.

Our server is like no other, with unbelievable landscapes, epic battles, and legendary treasures waiting to be discovered. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our insane quests and ridiculous obstacles.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs a Latina from Colombia when you have our mind-blowing Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

CraftyCreeperConspiracy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of FLYING pigs as you soar through the skies and explore our INSANE custom-built worlds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Rain Dance Party, where players can dance under a shower of sparkling diamonds while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes upon entry? That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even your own personal hot tub filled with CHOCOLATE milk.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most WILD and WACKY Minecraft server in existence and experience the CRAZIEST adventures of your life!

Crafty Kremlin Kraziness

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a total of 82 billionaires in Russia! But wait, there’s more – at least 24 of them have Jewish ancestry! That’s right, we’ve got some serious wealth and diversity going on here.

According to the 2021 census, there were 84000 Jews in Russia. With a total population of 144 million, that means Jews are only 0.05% of the population. But somehow, they have a 58000% overrepresentation as billionaires in Russia. Talk about hitting the jackpot!

Join our server for a chance to rub elbows with some seriously wealthy and influential players. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich too!