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CraftySarcasmSA

American, Apology, Atlanta, British, Communication, CraftySarcasmSA, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, england, family, Harry Potter, hermione, Johannesburg, MSC, new york, sarcasm, sensitivity, south africa, Stereotypes, Tension, white people

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.

GridironGrief

athlete health, athletic tragedies, August tragedies, concussion risks, football players, football safety, GridironGrief, High School Football, middle school football, school athletics, sports fatalities, sports injuries, sports medicine, sports safety, sports trauma, sports-related deaths, student athletes, student deaths, teenage athletes, tragic deaths, youth sports

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	305	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano, but without the burning and stuff. we got so many diamonds u gonna be blingin’ like a disco ball. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

but wait, there’s more! we got a pet creeper named bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure to wear your blast-proof armor). and every full moon, we have a dance party with the zombies and skeletons – they got some killer moves, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a nether portal? it’s like a thrill ride and a trip to hell all in one. so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). let’s make some memories – and maybe even some new friends.

Robo’s World: Semi-Spud Edition – Now with Extra Crossplay and Community Shenanigans!

bedrock, Community, community-driven, crossplay, Discord, discord chat, Edition, EXTRA, hermitcraft, java, map never resets, Mob Heads, No Griefing, No hacking, No Stealing, Online Map, PvP, Robo, ROBÔS, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpud, Shenanigans, Small, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	992557
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Server Name:	Robo’s World
Server Type:	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset:	Never
Crossplay:	Enabled for Java and Bedrock

Overview:

Robo’s World is a small, whitelisted, community-driven server that is dedicated to providing a semi-vanilla experience in Minecraft. Inspired by the Hermitcraft SMP, the server promotes a friendly and collaborative environment where players can enjoy survival mode without fear of griefing or hacking.

FAQ:

1. How can I join Robo’s World?

To join Robo’s World, you must apply through the Discord server. Once you are approved, you will receive the server IP and whitelist access.

2. Is there a map reset on Robo’s World?

No, the map on Robo’s World will never reset, allowing players to build and create without losing their progress.

3. What are the key features of Robo’s World?

Online Map – View the entire world from your web browser
Mob Heads – Mobs and players have a chance of dropping their head when killed
Discord Chat – Chat with your friends in-game via Discord
No game-altering mods/plugins – Enjoy the vanilla experience
Safe creations – Your ideas and builds are protected on the server

4. What are the important rules on Robo’s World?

No griefing, stealing, or hacking
No PVP without mutual agreement
No offensive language

For the full list of rules, please refer to the Discord server.

5. Is crossplay enabled on Robo’s World?

Yes, players can join the server using both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.

Join the friendly community of Robo’s World today and start your adventure in a safe and collaborative environment!

SuburbanCraft Minecraft Server

Community, cost of living, family, Housing, Job Opportunities, kebab, lifestyle change, Los Angeles, Minecraft, MOAB, Moving, outdoor activities, Peaceful, Population, Quiet, Relocation, Rural, SCHOOLs, Server, small town, suburb, SuburbanCraft, Utah

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life in Los Angeles? Ready to trade in the smog for some fresh mountain air in a tiny Utah suburb? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of virtually moving to Kebab or Moab, where the population is a whopping 5k (in Minecraft blocks, that is)! Build your dream suburban home, complete with pixelated neighbors who always borrow your virtual lawnmower.

But watch out, because the local pixelated wildlife is known to be quite… pixelated. From blocky bears to square-shaped squirrels, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter in our pixelated paradise.

So say goodbye to LA traffic and hello to a simpler life in our Minecraft server. Who needs real suburbs when you can have virtual ones filled with endless possibilities and hilarious adventures? Join us today and start your new life in Kebab or Moab… or wherever the heck you want!

4thReichCraft SMP: Building Blocks of Doom

4th Reich, 4thReichCraft, authoritarianism, Blacks, blocks, building, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, DOOM, equality, fascism, inclusion, Military, minority rights, nationalism, nazi, Oppression, prejudice, race relations, segregation, smp, social justice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3352	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Oh honey, on our server, we welcome everyone with open arms! In fact, our resident Enderman, Steve, is the life of the party and always down for a dance-off. Plus, our Creeper community outreach program is thriving – they’ve even started a gardening club! So come on over and join the fun – we’ve got room for all colors of the rainbow (and all shades of black)!

LegoHoardingHub Minecraft Server

aita, Collecting, collection, covid, crowded, downsizing, garage, hobbies, husband, LegoHoardingHub, legos, Minecraft, Needs, office, prioritize, Puzzles, quiet space, Read, Server, Space, Star Wars, storage space, work

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of your partner taking over the entire house with their Star Wars Legos collection? Do you dream of having a space to yourself where you can work or relax without tripping over tiny plastic bricks? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where Legos are banned and space is abundant!

On our server, you can build your own virtual office, complete with all the peace and quiet you desire. No more stepping on Legos in the dark or finding them in every nook and cranny of your home. Plus, you can unleash your creativity and design the workspace of your dreams without any interference from a Lego-obsessed partner.

Join us now and say goodbye to the Lego invasion in your real life. Build, explore, and reclaim your space in a world where the only bricks you’ll find are the ones you place yourself. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your significant other about their Lego hoarding habits!

CarCrashClan

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics gone wrong. Imagine a world where your son uses your car more than you do, and then proceeds to destroy it with toothpaste. Yes, you read that right – toothpaste!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a father, a son, and a mother who just doesn’t give a hoot about the car. Will the car ever be fixed? Will the son learn his lesson? Find out on our server!

Join now for the ultimate adventure filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

DocRoastsYou Minecraft SMP

Appointment, BIZARRE, Comment, Conversation, DocRoastsYou, Doctor, Experience, funny, Healthcare, inappropriate, Medical, Minecraft, out of pocket, patient, Quote, remark, Shocking.., smp, Statement, strange, Surprising, unexpected, Visit

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crops Grown:	1742	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the doctors are the ones in charge! That’s right, our server is run by a team of crazy doctors who will prescribe you with the most outrageous tasks and challenges. Need to build a hospital out of diamond blocks? No problem! Want to fight off a horde of zombie patients? We got you covered! So come join us for a dose of fun and madness on our doctor-run Minecraft SMP!

BlockyLove

bizarre interests, BlockyLove, eccentric qualities, odd fascinations, odd preferences, offbeat charms, outlandish features, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, quirky appeal, quirky traits, reddit, strange magnetism, strange turn ons, uncommon attractions, unconventional behaviors, unconventional traits, unique qualities, unusual allure, weird attraction, weird turn-ons

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your ex’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’s like trying to navigate through a maze of llama spit and chicken feathers.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, talking cows that give out dating advice, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s weirder than finding a diamond block in a field of creepers, come join us! You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).

HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc

cia, crisis management., Deputy Director, Diplomacy, fate, foreign policy, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, Havoc, Hostage, hostage deal, hostage situation, hostages, intelligence, intelligence agencies, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political tensions, SECURITY, Terrorism

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well lemme tell ya, it’s like a rollercoaster of fun and craziness! imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off! or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie villagers!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the CIA Deputy Director is talking about it! he said that joining this server is like making a hostage deal with fate and putting your destiny in the hands of Hamas! like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there!

so come on, join us and experience the wildest adventures in minecraft history! who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll get into next! just remember, on this server, anything is possible!