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BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Star Shards Collected:	296	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Votes:	7499
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Crops Grown:	5755
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Enchantments Applied:	160	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	511222
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!