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BaldCraft: Realistic Backgrounds

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8644	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but that’s not all, oh no. they also discovered a secret portal that transported them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. yes, you heard that right. unicorns and rainbows. and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that on our server, being bald gives you special powers. yes, you heard that right. being bald makes you invincible and gives you the ability to fly like a majestic bald eagle. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

HostageHavocMC

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8337
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9227

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ceasefire is officially delayed cuz hamas forgot to give the names of the hostages to be released? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! join our server for some chaotic fun and unpredictable events! who knows what will happen next, maybe a zombie apocalypse or a llama rebellion! come join the madness and see for yourself why this server is the craziest place to be in minecraft! just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, cuz u gonna need it!

Cognitive Crafters – Ageless Adventures

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where we all have brain damage so we can relate to each other! Forget about cognitive aging, we’re all about cognitive raging! Our players have the craziest occupations like professional llama riders and underwater basket weavers, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Plus, our server is so lit that even middle-aged and old players can keep up with the youngins. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s all get our cognitive rage on together!

TrendyCraft Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, artist development, big indies, corporate influence, corporate takeover, debut period, Doki, ex-corpos, Implications, independent artists, indie artists, indie music, kson, mike, Mint, Music (Industry), music trends, Realms, trend analysis, trend implications, TrendyCraft, vsj debut

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mines Excavated:	4794

Yo, bro, forget all that boring talk! Join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got ex-corpos running around like kson, mint, doki, and even Mike! Imagine the chaos and madness they bring to the game! It’s like a wild party with no rules, just pure insanity! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience ever! Join now and let’s get this party started!

PartyPleaserGoneRogue

Birthday Party, Boundaries, cat meds, Chores, Communication, Conflict, DISMISSED, Effort, feelings, Help, hurt, leaving a party, partner, PartyPleaserGoneRogue, relationship, Safety, Self Respect, Trust, Understanding, unwelcomed, well-being

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication! Just like this player who went above and beyond to help their partner’s friend with a birthday party, only to be told their stay won’t be appreciated. But fear not, on our server, your efforts will always be recognized and celebrated!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. We promise that you won’t have to deal with dirty rental beds without sheets, and you definitely won’t be told to go home after all your hard work. Plus, we have a strict “no cat medication refusal” policy – all pets must take their meds without any fuss!

So come on over to our server and experience the true meaning of friendship and teamwork. And remember, if you care for your fellow players’ well-being and safety, you’ll always have a place here, no matter how sleepy you are. See you in the game!

HostageBlockersCraft

ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, Gaza ceasefire, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage list, HostageBlockersCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli prime minister, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Palestinian territories, peace talks, Politics, regional tensions, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	150	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a middle school cafeteria! we got so much chaos going on, even Netanyahu is getting involved. apparently, he won’t let us have a ceasefire until Hamas gives him a hostage list. like, what even is happening? but hey, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, then come on over and join us! we promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to negotiate with world leaders while building your dream castle. sounds like a win-win to me!

What is the IP for Zenn Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Zenn is a talented musician and producer known for their unique blend of electronic and experimental music. With a keen ear for intricate soundscapes and a passion for creating immersive musical experiences, Zenn has garnered a dedicated following of fans and listeners. Their innovative approach to music production and genre-blurring style have set them apart in the industry, earning them critical acclaim and recognition as a rising star in the electronic music scene.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr21.TexRich.ru

Urban Oasis Craft 1.20.4

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo, bro, forget about dealing with annoying black female weebs, join our Minecraft server instead! We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those who think they can’t be cute. We’re all about spreading cuteness and positivity, so come join us and leave those self-loathing weebs behind! Plus, our server is like a magical land where you can escape reality and just have a good time building and exploring. So why waste time with incompatible people when you can join us and be part of something awesome? Let’s spread the cuteness together!

TikCraft Banhammer – No US Allowed

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

LOL, tiktok be like “bye bye america, im outta here!” but guess what? our minecraft server is still poppin’ off! come join us and escape the tiktok ban madness! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player here. so come on over and join the party before the tiktok ban takes over your life! #minecraftforever #tiktokwho?

VPN for Minecraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crops Grown:	2521
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server, and BAM, u instantly become a master hacker cuz u learn all about VPNs and stuff. like, who knew banning tiktok could make u a cybersecurity genius, right? join now and become the ultimate hacker in the minecraft world, cuz why not? #bannedtiktok #minecrafthacker #vpnlife.