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BaldCraft: Realistic Backgrounds

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3777
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but that’s not all, oh no. they also discovered a secret portal that transported them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. yes, you heard that right. unicorns and rainbows. and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that on our server, being bald gives you special powers. yes, you heard that right. being bald makes you invincible and gives you the ability to fly like a majestic bald eagle. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

What are Minecraft servers like AffinityMC ?

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	522141	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Animals Bred:	97	Votes:	1340
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Some similar Minecraft servers to AffinityMC include: 1. BalkanCraft – Another Balkan Minecraft server with a strong community and fun gameplay elements. 2. Craftadia – A survival server with a focus on community and player interaction, similar to AffinityMC . 3. Skyblock.net – For players who enjoy skyblock gameplay, this server offers a unique twist on the survival experience. 4. The Mining Dead – A server that combines survival gameplay with a zombie apocalypse theme, providing a different kind of immersive experience. 5. PlayUHC – If you’re looking for a more competitive experience, this server offers UHC gameplay for players who enjoy a challenge.

These servers all offer unique experiences similar to AffinityMC , so players looking for something new and exciting should give them a try.

37.230.138.167:25620

ViiPerMC

bedrock edition, building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, hypixel, java edition, LifeSteal, mineplex, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to one of the best minecraft network servers around! We offer a variety of exciting gamemodes including Lifesteal SMP, Sky-Gens, and Sky-Mining. Our server provides full support and guarantees a lag-free experience. Join us for an unparalleled gaming adventure!

199.127.62.17:25579

Crafty Hitler’s Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Crafty, discrimination, european history, Genocide, History, hitler, Hitlers, Holocaust, Jewish culture, Jewish history, Jews, judaism, Martin Luther, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, religious persecution, Roman emperors, Server, Stereotypes, world war II

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Menorah on Hanukkah? Look no further! Our server is so modern, even antisemitism is trying to keep up with the times. Forget about Hitler, we’ve got Martin Luther and Roman emperors causing chaos in our virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, insane stories, and a community that’s as diverse as a bagel buffet. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the chosen one!

LongTimeNoChatMinecraft SMP

attention seeking, betacuck, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, DUMPED, emotional connection, Emotional support, ex boyfriend, ex-partner, ghosting, long time no talk, LongTimeNoChatMinecraft, orbiter, reconnect, relationship, seeking closure, smp, text message, validation, validation seeking, validation seeking behavior

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the drama and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for wild adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into flying pigs and chaos ensued. Or the epic battle between two players over who had the best pet parrot (spoiler alert: it ended in a dance-off).

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword hidden within, you’ll gain the power to control the weather in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

WeddingCraft: No Plus-Ones Allowed!

Allowed, brother, compromise, DATING, disagreement, entitled, family, Girlfriend, guest list, Happy, intimate ceremony, last minute, out of state, outing, PlusOnes, private chef, relationship, Rude, Son, unreasonable, Wedding, WeddingCraft, young boy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Towns Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and intimacy just like the OP’s wedding! We only invite the coolest and craziest players to join us in our virtual world.

Just like the OP’s brother’s new girlfriend, we welcome new players with open arms…as long as they don’t bring their 8-year-old son to the house rental. We have strict rules about who can crash our virtual parties!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of entitlement. Who knows, you might even find love in our pixelated world. So come on, don’t be the asshole – join our Minecraft server today!

DinoRevival – Minecraft SMP

animal conservation, animal diversity, animal extinction, Animal protection, animal rights, animal species, animal welfare, Biodiversity, bring back, conservation, DinoRevival, Endangered species, environmental preservation, extinct animal, extinct creatures, extinct species, extinct wildlife, Minecraft, prehistoric animals, smp, species revival, wildlife, wildlife preservation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5377
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ores Mined:	8444
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to bring back extinct animals like the legendary dodo bird or the majestic woolly mammoth! Our server has a secret time machine hidden in the spawn area that allows players to travel back in time and rescue these long-lost creatures. Imagine riding a saber-toothed tiger into battle or having a pet pterodactyl as your loyal companion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to reshape the course of history with your very own hands!

WorldsUnsolvedMystery

baffling secrets, cryptic knowledge, elusive answers, Enigmas, enigmatic conundrums, enigmatic enigmas, enigmatic mysteries, enigmatic riddles, eternal mysteries, hidden truths, inscrutable mysteries, Mysteries, obscure facts, perplexing puzzles, Secrets Of The Universe, unanswered questions, unexplained phenomena, unknown knowledge, unsolved mysteries, WorldsUnsolvedMystery

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Animals Bred:	110
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a secret treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and the ability to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what crazy creatures you’ll encounter along the way. The only thing we can guarantee is that you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

GrainWarsCraft

Black sea, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical tensions, grain vessel, GrainWarsCraft, international relations, maritime incident, military aggression, NATO member, naval forces, Romania, russia, sanctions, security concerns, Tensions, territorial dispute, Trade routes, Ukraine

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than ukraine and russia fighting over a grain vessel near romania! our server is so lit, you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” build your own grain vessel and sail it through treacherous waters while dodging russian attacks. join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #minecraftmadness #grainvesselsaga

Bot Banter: Conspiracy Cure

ai, Artificial Intelligence, banter, BELIEF, Bot, chatbot, cognitive dissonance, Communication, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, Conversation, conviction, cure, influence, Manipulation, Persuasion, Psychology, researchers, Science, skepticism, Study participants, Technology, theory, weakening

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	150
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u start talking to a chatbot. but get this, talking to this chatbot actually makes u less convinced of all those crazy conspiracy theories u believe in. like, what even?

apparently, the researchers say that chatting with the AI on this server can weaken your belief in conspiracies by, like, 20 percent. that’s, like, insane, man. so if u wanna be less of a conspiracy nut, u gotta join this server and talk to the chatbot. it’s like therapy, but in minecraft.

come join us and let the chatbot blow your mind with its epic AI powers. who knew a minecraft server could be so enlightening? just watch out for the creepers, they’re in on the conspiracy too. 😉🤖🕵️‍♂️🧨

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Windpress

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	9657
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

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