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BaldCraft: Realistic Backgrounds

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Votes:	317	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but that’s not all, oh no. they also discovered a secret portal that transported them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. yes, you heard that right. unicorns and rainbows. and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that on our server, being bald gives you special powers. yes, you heard that right. being bald makes you invincible and gives you the ability to fly like a majestic bald eagle. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Vitamin D City

bone health, Chronic illness, city, disease prevention, health, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, immune system, immunity, Longevity, Nutrients, Optimal levels, preventative care, Strong bones, sun exposure, Sunlight, Supplements, Vitamin, Vitamin D, vitamin deficiency, wellness

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing eva, man. u know why? cuz, like, it raises ur vitamin D levels, bro. like, u can get it up to 40-70 ng/mL, which is, like, so good for u. u won’t get sick anymore, u’ll be, like, super healthy and stuff. join this server and u’ll be, like, invincible. u’ll be, like, a superhero in minecraft, man. so, like, what r u waiting for? join now and become a vitamin D warrior!

🧨 Play.landymine.ru 19132 »Best Anarchy 🏡 Server Minecraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

⛏ Landymine – the best minecraft server with steep and worked out modes, such as:

► anarchy

► mini games

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⚡️ IP: Play.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is anarchy. Unlike the neck or survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privata is made in the form of blocks that have their own radius of action and rareness.

► How is this server unique?

Constant development and adding new

Full emphasis on players and the comfort of the game project theme and the uniqueness of the modes

The best protection against all types of attacks

The stability of the server

Direct connection with leadership and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choose Play.landymine – means to choose the best server.

Come to us ➥ Landymine.ru 19132

play.landymine.ru:19132

Finalwind

ADVANTAGE, armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, Economy, ender dragon, Events, Finalwind, Netherite armor, player versus player, PvP, Quests, semi anarchy, Server, skill, Survival, Tools, Trailer, vanilla server, weapons, wild loot tables

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crops Grown:	5001	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Server Name	Finalwind
Description	Expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.
Server Address	play.finalwindserver.com
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

How does Finalwind expand on Minecraft’s endgame?

Finalwind adds custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy to create endless content for players.

What sets Finalwind apart from other servers?

Finalwind offers custom armor and weapons that are challenging to obtain and provide advantages in PvP combat, along with minimal rules to retain the skill level required for PvP.

Is cheating allowed on Finalwind?

No, the only rule on Finalwind is no cheating to ensure fair gameplay, especially in player versus player combat.

How can I join Finalwind?

You can join Finalwind by connecting to play.finalwindserver.com with version 1.21.4 of Minecraft.

Where can I find more information about Finalwind?

You can check out Finalwind’s Discord server at discord.finalwindserver.com or watch the trailer at https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

Ethereal Realm 1.20

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride on a pig wearing a top hat while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow.

And get this, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a tutu.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your pet wolf into a dragon that breathes fire.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyRejectsMC

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mines Excavated:	2349	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! It’s like the Taliban rejecting Trump’s call to return US weapons worth billions, but in blocky pixel form!

We got crazier weapons than those Taliban dudes could ever dream of, like diamond swords that shoot lasers and TNT cannons that can blow up entire villages in one shot. And don’t even get me started on our armor – it’s so strong, not even Trump’s toupee could penetrate it!

But wait, there’s more! Our mobs are like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve got zombie chickens that lay explosive eggs, creeper pigs that explode into bacon (yum), and skeleton cows that shoot arrows out of their udders. It’s a total madhouse, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Trump trying to get those weapons back, then you might wanna steer clear.

Detained Craft: Mental Health Edition

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	6318
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	799	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

u wanna join dis server cuz we got da best virtual healthcare system in da game. we got doctors n nurses in every corner ready to treat ur pixelated wounds n cure ur virtual PTSD. we even got therapists who specialize in treating ur blocky mental illnesses. join now n get ur mental health on fleek, fam.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

Age 20+, client side mods, collaboration, crafting tweaks, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmaps, hermitcraft, Image2Map, Improved structures, Iris, KAGAYAKI, Minecarts, Minecraft, NA West, no cheating, No Griefing, No Stealing, Plugins, PvP, QoL features, respectful, smp, sodium, Tectonic terrain, Timber, Vanilla, Version 1.21.4, Whitelist, Xaero’s Map

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	709	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

BRAND NEW SMP SERVER!✨KAGAYAKI✨

Kagayaki is a Vanilla+ SMP server striving for a bright and shining community! If you’re looking for a hermitcraft-style server come on in! We only accept players who have a strong sense of collaboration!

General Rules:

Age 20+ ONLY:	Mature players only, please, and thank you.
No Cheating:	NO Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits (some are allowed ie: tnt duping)
No Griefing or Stealing:	We have a plugin that can look into the block’s history log
Be Respectful to other players:	No racism or No homophobia and just don’t be a jerk!
Be Respectful with PVP:	PVP is allowed but only if both parties consent.
Client Side Mods are allowed:	Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc.
Be Respectful with people’s territories:	Pranks are allowed but please don’t do anything that ruins someone’s progress.
Report players privately:	If you want to report about someone’s behaviour please reach out to moderators privately.

List of featured Datapacks and Plugins:

Datapacks:	Vanilla Tweaks, Improved Minecarts, Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series, Tectonic, True Ending
Plugins:	Dynmaps: http://srv29.godlike.club:26626/, Image2map: Insert custom images into the game.

Hosted on:

NA West

Playing on Version:

1.21.4

Want to join? Join the Discord and apply there!

https://discord.gg/wsp6F4j9

Hope to see you soon and lets make this server shine!

The server just started TODAY as of January 26th!

Exploration Quest 1.20.1

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	706	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than your grandma’s knitting club? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join this server and you’ll be partying with Endermen who can breakdance better than Justin Timberlake, and villagers who throw the sickest raves this side of the Nether. Plus, our moderators are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wolves using only their charm and a stack of raw beef.

So what are you waiting for? Get your hand out of your pants and join the most epic, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, carry on with your boring life.

WorldChangerMC SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4030	New Chunks Explored:	575802
Villages Defended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2266

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. Like, one time this player joined and they built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes. And then another player tamed a herd of flying pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of evil chickens. It was insane!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a magical land where anything is possible. You can build a castle in the sky, ride a llama into battle, or even become best friends with a talking cow. And the best part is, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events like a giant water slide race or a zombie apocalypse survival challenge.

So if you want to join the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta come check us out. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that whoever joins will be blessed with the power to turn dirt into diamonds just by sneezing. Yeah, it’s that awesome. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PixelPikaCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the world of Minecraft, trying to catch ’em all like a Pokemon trainer? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually catch Pokemon in Minecraft! That’s right, we’ve combined the best of both worlds to create a truly unique gaming experience.

Imagine stumbling upon a wild Pikachu while mining for diamonds, or battling a Charizard in a heated PvP match. With our custom plugin, you can train and battle Pokemon just like in the classic games. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lab where you can genetically modify your Pokemon to create new, never-before-seen species.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created, where the adventure never ends and the Pokemon are always ready to battle. Gotta mine ’em all!