New Minecraft Servers 2025

BALATRO 2 Minecraft Servers

BALATRO 2 Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

    CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 2466
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 181
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 36

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    So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VapeCraft Minecraft Server

    VapeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 8465
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30

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    Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

    PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 5192
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Towns Built: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

    We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

    So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WrongConsensus Minecraft SMP

    WrongConsensus Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 6341
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 460 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community that believes the Earth is flat and that llamas are secretly ruling the world from behind the scenes. We have weekly llama parades and offer exclusive llama-themed armor for all our players. Plus, we hold regular debates on why pineapple pizza is the only acceptable pizza topping. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where the majority consensus is always wrong!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UglyCraft – Beauty is in the blocks!

    UglyCraft – Beauty is in the blocks!
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 3290
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25

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    Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called ugly again because our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauty! Our server is so visually stunning that even the Ender Dragon would stop in its tracks to take a selfie with the scenery. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a flawless complexion and our enchanted weapons make you look like a total badass. So come join us and show off your inner and outer beauty in a world where even the creepers are jealous of your looks!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SuspendCraft: No Legal Reps Allowed

    SuspendCraft: No Legal Reps Allowed
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 9249
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9676 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

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    so, like, this server is so lit that even Brazilian judges are getting involved! they suspended X platform because it was too fire for them to handle. they were like, “we can’t handle all this awesomeness, we need a legal representative to deal with it!” but we were like, “nah, we don’t need that, we’re too busy building epic castles and fighting dragons in our Minecraft world.”

    join this server if you want to be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. we’ve got players from all over the world, including Brazilian judges apparently. come see what all the fuss is about and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop laughs. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HorseLegsShot-OP

    HorseLegsShot-OP
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 8189
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Zombie Dances: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

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    u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild west showdown up in here. if u ain’t careful, u gonna get shot in da leg and then it’s game over for u, partner. but don’t worry, we got healers who can fix u up real nice.

    we also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to cluck some heads. join us if u wanna be part of da epic battle between humans and chickens.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? it’s a real thrill ride, but watch out for the flaming zombies who like to hitch a ride.

    so come on down to our server, where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. yeehaw!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lakehead SMP: Come Join our Chill Server Tomorrow – It’s Like Hermitcraft But Fun!

    Lakehead SMP: Come Join our Chill Server Tomorrow – It’s Like Hermitcraft But Fun!
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 2076
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Magic Items Found: 1492 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

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    Overview of Lakehead SMP Minecraft Server

    Server Type Vanilla Hermitcraft-like SMP
    Theme Chill and laid-back, focused on fun and community
    Launch Date Launching tomorrow

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join by submitting an application through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/R3DFChJRNc
    What sets Lakehead SMP apart from other servers? Lakehead SMP focuses on building a tight-knit community and enjoying the core aspects of Minecraft, rather than just rushing to beat the game.
    Will the server stay small and exclusive? Yes, we aim to keep the server small and tight-knit to provide a more personal and enjoyable experience for our players.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnimeInspo Minecraft Server

    AnimeInspo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 8144
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Runes Activated: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Votes: 9539 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even anime characters are jealous! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, just like your favorite anime hero. Our server is so epic, even Goku himself would be impressed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner anime warrior in the world of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laugh Out Loud Land

    Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laugh Out Loud Land
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6117
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join us for some hot and heavy action in our Erotic Roleplaying Thread, where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild with our Dual Demons Edition.

    Ever wanted to seduce a creeper? Or maybe get down and dirty with a zombie? Anything is possible in our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the EULA, but who reads that anyway?).

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I never knew mining could be so sexy!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into our world of passion and pleasure. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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