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DeathCraftLand

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of dying in boring places in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose where you want to meet your demise! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by jumping into a pit of lava? We’ve got you covered. Prefer a more dramatic exit by getting mauled by a pack of wild wolves? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and start planning your epic death scene!

Detvesti World Minecraft Server

Antispam, Bedwars, Cases, Children’s World, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla

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Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Star Shards Collected:	169	Potions Brewed:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

AssassinationFail Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination gone wrong, AssassinationFail, Attempt, backfired scheme, BETRAYAL, Disappointment, Failure, foiled plot, Minecraft, Personal, Revenge, ruins, sabotage, Server, thwarted plans, tranny, unexpected, unexpected interference, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn of events, unexpected twist, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	418132	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of ruining assassination attempts! Our players are so skilled at dodging attacks that even trained assassins can’t take them down. It’s nothing personal, just pure Minecraft madness.

But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperInn

Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, cat, cousin, CraftyCreeperInn, fire safety, guests, house rules, house sitting, INCONVENIENCE, OCD, one bedroom apartment, out of state, PARANOIA, pushback, rental property, staying over, storm door, Stove, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crops Grown:	2951	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	267
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

RoofMania Minecraft Server

breach of security, man on the roof, Minecraft, presidential protection, RoofMania, rooftop intruder, secret service, security breach, security breach consequences, security breach investigation, security breach prevention, security breach protocol, security breach response, security lapse, security negligence, security oversight, security protocol, Server, surveillance failure, White House incident

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	5

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Void Gems Collected:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

acquire, Anon, AnonCraft, ANYTHING.., choose, desire, Grab, just, Minecraft, Obtain, Pick, procure, Quote, Request, see, Seize, select, Server, Take, Want

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4763	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “if you see anything you want anon just grab it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.

2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.

5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!