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ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

anthropogenic influence, Chaos, climate, climate change, climate change effects, climate crisis, climate science, ecological disruption, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Erratic changes, extreme weather events, global warming, human activities, human-induced changes, humans, irregular rainfall fluctuations, meteorological shifts, precipitation variability, RainbowCraft, rainfall patterns, water cycle disruption, weather patterns

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Greek Factions

ancient greece, Bosses, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Multiplatform, Mythology, New server, PC, Phone, Players, PlayStation, Private messaging, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, season 1, Set Home Command, Shop, Skill Tree, Survival, tablet, Teleport Requests, Xbox

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Our server provides a survival experience with Factions included. We have a shop with other favorable commands such as teleport requests, private messaging, and a set home command to save a place in the world to teleport back to, skill tree, and quests for bosses. This is season 1 hench it being a brand new server. Looking for players! Anybody is welcome. You can join this server from your phone, tablet, xbox, playstation, and PC!

51.81.146.76:25584

ColdGames

Latest Version, LifeSteal, Minecraft bedrock, minecraft Java, Network, popular gamemodes, PvP, Survival, unique experiences

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Cosmetic Lifesteal

ableism, Abusing Spawn Protection, cosmetic, Hacking No Xray, Hate Speech, Hatefulness, Homophobia, Human Feces, hurtful, Kill Afks, LifeSteal, Loud Mic, NSFW Images, Ofline Raiding, Ping Executive/Mods, racism, Respect Privacy, self harm, spamming chat, Survival, Toxicity, troll

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The Rules! (

= Applies to Discord |

= Applies to Minecraft)

NO Hatefulness/Hate SpeechNo Homophobia No Racism No Toxicity No Ableism

NO Hurtful/NSFW ImagesNSFW Images of Self-harm Images of Human Feces

PLEASE Respect PrivacyDon’t ask for Place of Residence Don’t ask for Number Don’t ask for Age

DONT be a trollDon’t Ping Executive/Mods for no reason No spamming chat No Loud Mic -No Abusing Spawn Protection-Dont Kill Afks-No Ofline Raiding-No Hacking No Xray-New Player Get 1 hour of Grace-No ALT-No Combat Logging/Combat Tping/Using Astra Tp In Comabt-Dont Use Life Gems One Shot-No Spawn Camping/Farming-No Selling Cords/Giving Coords In Spec-No Lag Machines-No Breaking Signed Contracts Or Killing While Contracts Are Being Wrote(Any contracts made should be ran by a admin with a the arming signing the book) -No Putting Ender Dragon Egg/Netherite Armour Or Sword In Your Ender Chest/Putting The Egg/netherite Armour Or Sword In A Shulker And Ecing It-No Minimaps-No Tping To Players In Spec Mode-Use Common Sense-No CPVP-No Elytras in combat-No Riptide Tridents in combat-No Buliding Up In End Fight To Glitch Egg Spawn-One Mace Allowed

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Sarathos MC

Adventure, Arsenal, bedrock, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Customization, Exploration, home, java, Lag-free, Perks, Pets, Rangos, Ranks, Resources, Rewards, Server, Spanish, Survival, titles, Towny

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Are you looking for a new server? Where there aren’t many players so you can enjoy it without lag? Then join our growing Spanish community and enjoy our incredible survival server, compatible with JAVA and BEDROCK, collect resources and build your home while you explore to improve your arsenal.

Our server offers reward boxes, ranks with exclusive perks, and a variety of cosmetics to customize your experience. From titles to adorable pets, there’s something for everyone.

We are just getting started and your participation would be invaluable. Join today and be part of this amazing adventure on this server that is just growing!

sarathos.vultam.host:25582

Legit Spud Server: Not-quite-anarchy, Sort of Launched, 1.21, Struggle Bus, Cloth

block game, bus, cloth, Compatible, Create, ddos attacks, destroy, exploits, freedom, glitches, hacked clients, java edition, Lag Machines, Latest Version, launched, Legit, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Notquiteanarchy, Performance, rules, semi anarchy, Server, şort, Spud, Struggle

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Authentic Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	July 18th, 2024
Type	Vanilla Anarchy
Server Version	1.21
Rules	No hacked clients or unfair advantage mods No glitches or exploits for unfair advantage No harm to server integrity No real life threats
IP Address	authenticvanilla.hostedmc.com

For more information, join the Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Authentic Vanilla?

Authentic Vanilla is a Vanilla Anarchy Minecraft server where pretty much anything is allowed except hacking or exploits. The world will never be reset and players have complete freedom.

2. What version is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 of Java Edition Minecraft.

3. What are the rules of the server?

The rules include no hacked clients, no unfair advantage mods, no glitches or exploits, no harm to server integrity, and no real life threats.

4. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP address authenticvanilla.hostedmc.com and for more information, join the Discord server.

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	2290
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	2252	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Amazing Balances Minecraft Servers

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

Stats November 22, 2024

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

Stats November 22, 2024

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

Stats November 22, 2024

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

Stats November 22, 2024

Greek Factions

Stats November 22, 2024

ColdGames

Stats November 22, 2024

Cosmetic Lifesteal

Stats November 22, 2024

Sarathos MC

Stats November 22, 2024

Legit Spud Server: Not-quite-anarchy, Sort of Launched, 1.21, Struggle Bus, Cloth

Stats November 22, 2024

Authentic Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Authentic Vanilla?

2. What version is the server running?

3. What are the rules of the server?

4. How can I join the server?

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9773
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	4967	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3