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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2275 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 52 |
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