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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4497 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 1166 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
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