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PoopCraft: Where Every Block is a Treasure

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to Brown Man’s Heaven, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village where all the villagers wear sunglasses and ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog made out of lava and obsidian. The winner gets to eat the hot dog, but be warned – it’s spicy!

3. Our admin, Bigfoot, is known for randomly turning players into chickens for his own amusement. Don’t worry, you’ll turn back eventually… we think.

4. We have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and will help you mine diamonds. Just be sure to bring them some ghostly snacks!

5. Our server mascot is a rainbow-colored llama named Larry who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. He’s the ultimate protector against griefers and trolls.

So what are you waiting for? Join Brown Man’s Heaven today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyHell – Where Helldivers and Minecraft collide in chaos!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a wild adventure where you and your squad of elite Helldivers battle to liberate the galaxy from alien threats. Picture this: you’re a badass Helldiver fighting on contested planets, completing insane missions in a procedurally generated world. Each successful mission brings us one step closer to total victory in our galactic campaign that may or may not work (we’re still figuring it out, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the aliens are jealous. We’ve got top-notch gear, crazy loadouts, and the most epic team compositions you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the latest patch – it’s so fire, your mind will be blown.

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you battle aliens, liberate planets, and have a blast with your squad all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a space llama into battle. Trust us, it’s totally legit. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

Welcome to MozzarellaCraft – the cheesiest server in the universe! No crackers allowed.

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

LunarCraft Season 2

HermitCraft-like, community oriented, SMP server

Server Overview:

Features	Description
Player Oriented Economy	Focus on player interactions and trades
Anti-Grief Protection	Measures in place to prevent griefing
Anti-Cheats	Prevents cheating and unfair advantages
Small, Tight-knit Playerbase	Community focused with active players
Responsive Staff Team	Experienced moderators ready to assist
Welcoming Community	Friendly atmosphere for all players
Dynmap	Interactive map for easy navigation
Started	4/20/2024

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join LunarCraft? A: To join LunarCraft, you need to be whitelisted. Fill out a short application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/QuNMwu6D

Q: Is the server active? A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 and run on a dedicated server for lag-free gameplay.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement? A: Players must be above 16 years of age and show maturity.

Q: Can I suggest improvements for the server? A: Yes, feel free to reach out to “mutson” on Discord with any suggestions.

Ramshackle VS Hypixel

2013, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Economy, Explore, friendship, Fun, Minecraft, nostalgic, PvE, Ranks, Relaxing, Retro, Rewards, Server, Social, spontaneous, Survival, Towny, unlockables, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Hypixel	Ramshackle
Pros	Pros
Massive player base Multiple game modes Regular updates and events Professional server management	Small and friendly community Rewards for ranking up Relaxing gameplay Semi-vanilla experience
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players Can be laggy during peak times Some games may have long queue times	Smaller player base Limited game modes and events Potential for less frequent updates

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out?

Hypixel is known for its massive player base, multiple game modes, and regular updates and events. It offers a professional server management experience.

Why choose Ramshackle over Hypixel?

Ramshackle offers a small and friendly community, rewards for ranking up, relaxing gameplay, and a semi-vanilla experience. It provides a more laid-back and nostalgic feel reminiscent of older Minecraft servers.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are all secretly obsessed with a self-admitted home-wrecker whore! She may sleep 16 hours a day, but hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have drama and chaos instead?

Join our server for the chance to win the heart of this demanding diva, who will keep you on your toes with her wild antics and outrageous demands. Who needs a boring, normal relationship when you can have a rollercoaster ride of emotions with our resident drama queen?

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to keep up with this hot mess of a woman. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle that will make all your friends jealous!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the only ones blowing up your inbox! #MinecraftMadness

advantages, Applications, banter, better suited, blocky, blowing, Circumstances, comparison, comparisons, Concrete, CREEPERS, Differences, disadvantages, Examples, Inbox, INSTANCES, long trail tags, MinecraftMadness, practical, Real World, Scenarios, Situations, Specific, tags, use cases

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crops Grown:	5090	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Love Letters Sent:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your head and golden apples that make you invincible. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss mobs like the dreaded Chickenzilla or the terrifying Sheepnado.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

chicken smp

Active players, Balanced Economy, chicken, Cracked, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Daily, Jobs, No Premium, Premium, smp, Staff, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3448	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Active players/Staff daily

135.181.112.253:25560

Welcome to BudderCraft! Where cheaters never prosper and toxicity is buttered away! Join us for Survival, Creative Plots, Skyblock & more!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BudderCraft
Features	Variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of cheating, friendly community
IP Address	play.buddercraft.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any banned mods on the server?	Mods like Badlion Client with specified allowed mods are permitted, but all other mods are prohibited.
Is joining the Discord server required?	While not required, it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and server info.
What happens if I’m caught cheating on the server?	Any form of cheating will result in a permanent ban with no exceptions.
Are large scale farms allowed on the server?	No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited as they can ruin the economy and strategy of certain modes.
How often does the server update to the latest version?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version releases.

GoatCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – “Look at this goat!”

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old sheep in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have GOATS! That’s right, adorable little goats bouncing around and causing chaos everywhere they go. Join us for the chance to ride a goat into battle or even start a goat farm to rule the server with your fluffy army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know when you might stumble upon this epic rave and join in on the fun.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into our custom-built volcano dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous enemies. Can you make it out alive with the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, don’t forget to feed the goats!

Crafty F*ckery: The Minecraft Server Where You Can Actually Get Laid

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, confusion, Connection, Crafty, desire, emotional, emotions, Fckery, feelings, Intimacy, Laid, love, Minecraft, Partnership, Passion, Physical, relationships, romance, Server, sex, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of struggling to find love in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your pixelated soulmate! Our players have reported falling head over heels for their blocky crushes and building pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to help you find love in the most unexpected places? Join now and start crafting your love story today!