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WhaleCraft: 130+ Year Lifespan
join our epic minecraft server where whales live for over 130 years and go on wild adventures with you! forget about boring old servers where whales die young, come to ours for the ultimate whale experience. ride on the back of a 130-year-old southern right whale as you explore the depths of the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. industrial whaling has nothing on us, we protect our whales and let them live their best lives. come join the fun and see just how long your whale companion can live! -
ZionCraft: Where Self-Immolation meets Minecraft!
Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Join us for a chance to witness self-immolation like never before – watch as players set themselves on fire in the name of Israeli nationalism! Who needs regular gameplay when you can experience this level of intensity?But that’s not all – our server is full of intrigue and prophecy! Discover the secrets of infiltrators and subverters as you navigate through our world. And don’t forget about the Orthodox Tsar – insult his wife at your own risk!
Join us on this wild ride and see why our server is the place to be for all things insane and outrageous. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?
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Space Station LOL 13 – General Shenanigans Galore!
Welcome to the Vasby and Cashe edition of our Minecraft server! Last time on our server, we had a crazy adventure where players rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. It was epic!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have nothing notable happening here, just pure chaos and fun! Imagine building a castle made entirely out of diamonds, or riding a llama into the sunset while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor.
Our server is like Space Station 13, but in Minecraft form. You can create your own world, explore new lands, and even battle against other players in epic PvP matches. The possibilities are endless!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
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Crafty AF
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and SLAY some creepers!Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on RAINBOW llamas while shooting EXPLODING chickens out of a cannon!
But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly DANCE parties where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. Don’t forget to bring your diamond pickaxe because the dance floor is made of DIAMONDS!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary UNICORN that poops out golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds the unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to write your fucking letters, Jesus fuck oh my god!
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GunCraft: Where Anime Guns Outshine Anime Swords
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Anime guns reign supreme over Anime swords! 🤣🔫Join us for a wild ride through a world where anime characters duel it out with gun-toting pandas and katana-wielding llamas. Our server is filled with explosive battles and ridiculous weapons that will leave you in stitches.
But that’s not all! We also have custom skins for your character, including power armor suits and cybernetic enhancements. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you strut around the server in style.
So why wait? Join us now for a hilarious adventure filled with anime guns, outrageous battles, and unforgettable moments. Who needs swords when you have guns that shoot rainbows and unicorns? 🌈🦄
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Kurt’s Bedrock Brawl: Where Creepers and Endermen Crash the Party!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Picture this: Kurt barges into Marlee’s bedroom, ready to confront her new lover. But instead of a heated argument, he is met with a sight so shocking, it will make your blocky head spin!Join our server for a chance to witness epic love triangles, betrayal, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your minecart. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle of your own!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and maybe even a little bit of creeper action. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!
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BlazeCraft: Where every day is 4/20!
Looking for a way to celebrate 4/20 like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience the dankest celebration of your life!Imagine this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant blaze made out of diamond blocks. As you explore, you stumble upon a secret dispensary where you can trade in your emeralds for some of the finest potions in all of Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Stoner Steve, a mysterious player who roams the land on a giant joint made of obsidian. Legend has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a smoke-off, he will grant you three wishes (or at least three stacks of diamonds).
So why wait? Join our 4/20 celebration and experience a high like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Blocky McBlockface: Living Life on the Edge
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further! Join our server and experience insane adventures like never before.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a group of zombie villagers started a dance party in the middle of your base?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary dancing creeper who will bust a move every time you defeat him in battle. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Just click on this link: Join Now!
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Minecrafty Warfare: ‘/codg/ – Call Of Duty LOLZ’
🎮 CODWWII IS BEST COD EDITION 🎮Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the gunsmith enthusiasts out there!
Join us for Season 3 where you can find all the latest information and updates on https://www.callofduty.com/patchnotes/2024/04/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-iii-season-3-patch-notes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the action!
Need some tools to dominate the battlefield? We got you covered with links to https://www.wzranked.com/, https://sym.gg/index.html?game=mw2&page=gunsmith, and more! You’ll be unstoppable in no time!
Looking for some insider info and tips? Check out https://www.charlieintel.com/call-of-duty-2023/ and https://www.callofduty.com/blog for all the latest news and updates. You’ll be ahead of the game in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a special webm tutorial that will have you mastering the game in no time. Just click on https://pastebin.com/PubMDCpa and you’ll be on your way to victory!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🚀