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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8673 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.