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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9959 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Our server is so epic, it’s sponsored by the Skyblivion EditionPatch Notes – because who needs boring old regular patch notes when you can have Skyrim Special Edition creations update patch notes, am I right?
But that’s not all, folks! We have mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. And if you ever have a problem or suggestion, just hit up the “Contact” button at the top right of the site.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on our characters. They’re so legendary, they have their own stories and social lives. You’ll be laughing, crying, and cheering them on as they embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.
And let’s not forget about our sister threads – /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and our retarded sister thread [REDACTED]. They’re like the dysfunctional family you never knew you needed.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, gear up with our minimal starting modlist, and get ready for the most insane combat experience of your life. Elder Thread, eat your heart out – we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level!
