What is it?
The Bakery SMP is a cozy little Minecraft server. It’s kinda like the Create SMP but without the big content stuff… for now!
What’s in store?
Join Us!
Hop into our Discord to learn more and grab the modpack. We can’t wait to see you there!
Discord Link:
Join our Discord
Hope you have a blast! 🎉
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Imagine logging on to find that the virtual bus has already left without you, leading to a dramatic car ride with your friends who are crying and yelling about gas money. And just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, you discover that the virtual bar has a $40 cover charge per person!
But don’t worry, we’ve got cookies at the virtual bakery to cheer you up and make everything better. And if you ever find yourself in a situation where your friend blames you for ruining their birthday, just remember that on our server, anything is possible.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a $40 cover charge). See you there!
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| Towny Plugin | Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment. |
| Origins Mod | Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle. |
| World Lore & Story | Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story. |
| Custom Content | Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey. |
| Cooking & Bakery System | Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes. |
| Optional PvP | Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration. |
| Optional Voice Chat | Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience. |
A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!
A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.
A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.
A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.
A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
We promise not to judge your cake choices and will even provide virtual banana cakes with vegan frosting and sauce for all birthdays. Plus, if your in-game husband doesn’t appreciate your virtual baking skills, you can always bake a chocolate cake for yourself on your birthday – no judgment here!
So come join us for a crazy, cake-filled adventure on our Minecraft server – where baking drama meets block-building fun!
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.
Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!