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Coven Official

Adventure, atmosphere, Community, Cooperative, Custom, Discord, Economy, Enchantment, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, Friendly, gameplay, Immersive, LICENSED, Magic, Modpack, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	99
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Official server from the author of the Coven resource pack! A small modpack for a pleasant fantasy survival. Access is exclusively for licensed players and whitelisted! All for the sake of the most adequate and pleasant atmosphere.

Join our discord, verify yourself and write your nickname and a little information about yourself in the server section. Good luck!

coven.eternel.eu

The Married Miner Minecraft Server

anger, attraction, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional turmoil, fawning, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Loss, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, miner, misunderstanding, polaroids, reconciliation, reddit, regret, relationship, self reflection, Server, teenage love

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Void Gems Collected:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question your sanity!

Are you ready to experience the thrill of building pixelated worlds while also navigating the complexities of relationships? Our server offers a unique twist where your in-game actions can impact your real-life connections.

Picture this: you stumble upon some old Minecraft screenshots from when you first started playing. Your Minecraft crush from back then is now your in-game spouse, and things start to get steamy. But be careful, one wrong move and your real-life partner might not be too happy about your virtual flirtations.

With drama, humor, and plenty of pixelated adventures, our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity. So why wait? Join now and see where the blocks may fall!

LockedInMinecraft SMP

caved, chastity cage, Exploration, first time with a guy, gay experience, LGBTQ, LockedInMinecraft, locktober, male chastity, new experiences, personal growth, prostate orgasm, prostate stimulation, questioning sexuality, ruined life, Self Discovery, sexual awakening, sexual experimentation, sexual journey, smp, taboo desires, top me

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, and the pig is wearing a tutu. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamonds Are Overrated” cult, where members believe that iron is the superior ore. Join them in their quest to cover the entire server in iron blocks, much to the dismay of the diamond enthusiasts.

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has a knack for turning players’ houses into giant toilets overnight. Don’t worry, though – it’s all in good fun (unless you’re the one who wakes up to a toilet house, of course).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where chastity cages, prostate orgasms, and giant chicken-pig hybrids coexist in perfect harmony? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

F3 – Vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

The most common Vanilla+ server without donation, located on the territory of the Russian Federation in the city of Moscow, the developers themselves from the same place, but support communication with any international players.

If you have any questions about logging into the server, you can write in Discord.

mine.foreverfunface.ru

PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Democracy Space Station, Eagle STORM Edition, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PixelPanic, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	909
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6481

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Imagine a world where you and your squad fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy, just like in HELLDIVERS 2!

Join us on this server where you will wage war on different planets, each with its own unique environment. Complete objectives within a procedurally generated area while racing against the clock. Liberating planets is the name of the game, and you must work together with your fellow players to liberate the entire galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it makes the original HELLDIVERS game look like child’s play. With top-notch gameplay and mechanics based on pure magic (literally), you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join a community of hardcore gamers who are dedicated to saving the galaxy from tyranny. Plus, we have exclusive news updates, crazy patch releases, and even a Democracy Space Station (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server like never before and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

beaten NNN, booru, censored, desuarchive, eternal virgins, Fail, fucking real women, general, hand-fucker, hgoon, Losers, material, Minecraft, no hopes, No Nut Never edition, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussyfree, Pussyfree General, question of the thread, Rentry, Resources, smp, Trash, weeby

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Chimeras Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ores Mined:	5625	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25

Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

BestCraftMc

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, survival multiplayer factions skyblock creative economy roleplay minigames pvp adventure building mods dungeons exploration community crafting farming medieval magic technology

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mines Excavated:	3420	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	829034	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crops Grown:	8486
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

bestcraftmc.com:27143

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Brutal, Censorship, CONTENT, controversial, Digital, Entertainment, explicit, EXTREME, graphic, internet, Media, Minecraft, Netflix, ONLINE, Platform, Royale.., Server, Shocking.., streaming, Streaming Service, too far, Video, webm

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16282603, 4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builder, digital communication, forum, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, smp, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	157
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!